1 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:05,923 Did you hear about this study that found people 2 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:09,552 that were cool and popular at 13 have problems succeeding later in life? 3 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,972 Hmm. I'm doing okay and I was very popular at 13. 4 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:13,848 - In school? - Oh, no, at home. 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,186 The servants would sing to me, laugh at myjokes. 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,939 I wish I knew their names. 7 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,943 Does the study say what happens to the unpopular kids? 8 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,196 You tell me. You woke up in bed with one. 9 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:34,076 Listen to this. I just received an email from wil wheaton. 10 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:37,121 Leonard nimoy's son is working on a documentary 11 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,540 that he started with his father before he passed away. 12 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,126 It's about Mr. Spock and his impact on our culture. 13 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,836 Why is he writing to you? 14 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,130 Well, they're looking for fans to interview 15 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,617 - and wil thought I'd be good for it. - Oh. Hey, high five. 16 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:49,884 Absolutely not. 17 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,555 Yeah, penny, you've spent some time in front of the camera. 18 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,140 Any words of advice? 19 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,976 Yes, don't take your shirt off just because the director said so. 20 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,313 This is a documentary about Mr. Spock. 21 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,403 I'm sure if there's nudity it will be tasteful. 22 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,891 Hey, you got a minute? 23 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:42,520 Not really. Visigoths are kinda up my butt right now. 24 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,690 Pause the game, Howard. 25 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:48,609 Howard? Oh-oh. Make room, visigoths. 26 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,737 'Sup? 27 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,115 We need to talk about redecorating this place. 28 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,075 No, not this again. 29 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,786 Look, I get that you grew up here, 30 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,372 and you're attached to things looking a certain way, 31 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,719 but I want this to feel like my house, too. 32 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,919 Oh. Honey, of course it's your house. 33 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:09,009 Why else would you be cleaning it all the time? 34 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,676 All right, let's start over. 35 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:17,221 I'm redecorating. The furniture, the carpeting, the walls. 36 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:20,141 I'm changing everything that depresses me when I look at it. 37 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,059 Try not to be one of those things. 38 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:24,979 May I say something? 39 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,909 Is it about how I can't have new wallpaper 40 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,466 'cause your dad left when you were little and your mom died? 41 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,776 Never mind. 42 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,032 Hello, Amy. It's Sheldon. 43 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,493 Yeah, I know that we're broken up but I'm leaving this message because 44 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,204 I thought perhaps you'd like to watch me be interviewed 45 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,248 for a documentary about Mr. Spock. 46 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:47,835 Or as I like to call it, a spockumentary. 47 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,921 Yeah, I'm going to use thatjoke in the interview, 48 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,369 so try to laugh like you're hearing it for the first time. 49 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,301 You know, hysterically. 50 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:58,387 And with a tinge of sadness that I'm no longer in your life. 51 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,766 I'm the one who thought of spockumentary. 52 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,386 And I'm laughing like I did the first time I heard it. 53 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,483 - Hello. - Hey, Sheldon. 54 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,485 - This is Adam nimoy. - Nice to meet you. 55 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,278 Oh, it's nice to meet you. 56 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,655 I admire your father's work very much. 57 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,422 It's not every day I get to meet someone 58 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:20,743 whose life's journey began in my hero's scrotum. 59 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,457 I told you, this guy is gold. 60 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:32,922 Whatcha doing? 61 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,632 Oh. Making myself a Bologna sandwich 62 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,968 like my mom used to make me after my dad left but before she died. 63 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:46,185 Okay, listen, I'm thinking that maybe we can compromise on the house. 64 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,562 I'm listening. 65 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,440 Let's just redo one room and see how it goes. 66 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,819 That is reasonable, but what room? 67 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,905 - How about this one? - No way, no. 68 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,950 This is the room I associate the most with my mom. 69 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:04,537 - Then how about the bathroom? - I wanna change my answer. 70 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,791 Fine, then the dining room. 71 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,753 I guess we didn't use it very often. Unless we had company. 72 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,842 Which didn't happen much after my dad left but not at all after my mom... 73 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,591 Great, I'm gonna go pick out paint samples. 74 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,100 All right. We're just gonna have a conversation, 75 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,515 pretend the camera's not here. 76 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,183 All right. 77 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,311 But this better not be some elaborate scheme to get me out of my shirt. 78 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,233 - How long have you known Adam? - A few years. 79 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,445 And what are you getting him back for? 80 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,531 Let's start with your name and occupation. 81 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:44,535 Doctor Sheldon Cooper, theoretical physicist, Caltech. 82 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,038 Adam: And what is your earliest memory of the character Spock? 83 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:53,210 The first episode of Star Trek: The original series I ever saw 84 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,045 was the Galileo seven. 85 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:58,382 Uh, Spock had just landed on the planet Taurus ii. 86 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,303 Then my brother came in, sat on my head and said, "eat farts." 87 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,056 After that day I was hooked. 88 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:10,102 On Star Trek, not my brother's sphincter-based cuisine. 89 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,399 What was it about Spock that appealed to you? 90 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,486 I think the same thing that appeals to people everywhere. 91 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:23,449 The dream of a cold rational world entirely without human emotion. 92 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,661 Spock came from a planet governed only by logic. 93 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,080 You know, on vulcan, when your brother asks, 94 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,541 "why are you hitting yourself?" The answer is, 95 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,419 "I'm not. You're moving my arm." 96 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,131 To which he says, "fascinating." 97 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,884 And then you both watch educational television. 98 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,389 Oh. When he says things like that I just wanna hug him and make everything better. 99 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:50,768 - My brother was mean to me, too. - Yeah, you probably had it coming. 100 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,813 Do you have any Spock collectibles? 101 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,273 I have many. 102 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,817 My most treasured is an autographed napkin 103 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,195 given to me by my very thoughtful friend, penny. 104 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,530 That's her over there. 105 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,621 Look at that, I'm in a movie, my shirt stayed on. 106 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,543 - Can we see the napkin? - Of course. 107 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,503 Excuse me. This will just take a moment. 108 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,350 When did we get a wall safe? 109 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,486 When there was no more room in the floor safe. 110 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,607 When did we get a floor safe? 111 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:41,360 When we got the security camera. 112 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,654 There's a security camera? 113 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,908 Aquaman. Protecting your home since 2012. 114 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,871 Oh, my god, we've done things on that couch. 115 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,373 Yeah, you don't have to tell me. 116 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,087 So, your father-in-law is in there right now? 117 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,506 Yes, so back me up. The house is good the way it is. 118 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:03,841 Okay. Got it. 119 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,011 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey. 120 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:10,055 Hey, raj, dad and iwerejust talking about taking down this wall. 121 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,267 You sure? It's a pretty great wall. 122 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,729 What's so great about it? 123 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,356 I'm sorry, I did what I could. 124 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,902 Seriously? You brought raj over to take your side? 125 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,446 Your dad's on your side. 126 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,073 He's not on my side. He's doing all the work for free. 127 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,076 That is so generous of you. 128 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,412 I'd like to switch sides. 129 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:39,043 Look, I don't even think you can take this wall down 'cause it's load-bearing. 130 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,740 Well, it's easy to find out, just go into the crawlspace under the house and check. 131 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,715 When is your visa up? 132 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,554 Not only is it signed to me, 133 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,765 but this is where he wiped his mouth. 134 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,602 So, we are currently in the presence of Leonard nimoy's DNA. 135 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,147 Um, doesn't Adam count as Leonard nimoy's DNA? 136 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:04,693 No offense, but this is pure 100 percent nimoy. 137 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,237 Now, because of your mother, you're only 50 percent. 138 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:12,451 Which isn't bad, but anything that you wipe your mouth on gets thrown away. 139 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,390 Okay, enough about the napkin. What else you hiding in there? 140 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,934 - Wouldn't you like to know. - I would. 141 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,292 Yeah, all right, then. 142 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:24,880 See, it's just my valuables. My passport, my will. 143 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,150 - You have a will? - Yeah, my one-eighteenth scale 144 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,384 wil wheaton action figure. 145 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:34,556 Yeah, I also have the other kind of will. And in it I will my wil back to wil. 146 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,434 - Will wil want it? - Wil won't. 147 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,065 - What's that ring box? - Oh, that is an engagement ring, 148 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,150 that I was going to give my girlfriend Amy. 149 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,443 What? 150 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,030 You bought her a ring? 151 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,440 No, no, no, this has been in my family for generations. 152 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,285 No, except for a short time when comanches 153 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,955 cut off my great-great—great grandmother's finger and stole it. 154 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,332 Sheldon, that's awful. 155 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,085 No, the Texas rangers tracked them down to their village 156 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,853 and slaughtered every last one of them. 157 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,131 It was a happy ending. 158 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,925 Well, for my nine-fingered Nana. 159 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,138 Okay, back to the ring. Does Amy even know about this? 160 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,474 No, she broke up with me before I could broach the subject. 161 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,928 Man, I'm sorry. That must've been devastating for you. 162 00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:21,304 No, not at all. No, I'm fine. 163 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,731 You know, Amy had reservations about our relationship 164 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,137 so all worked out for the best. 165 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,957 - I know, it's just... - I said I'm fine! 166 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,825 We've gotten a little off topic. 167 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,330 Allow me to make things entertaining again in this little spockumentary. 168 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,837 That was Leonard's joke. 169 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:57,431 As a child, when faced with a dilemma, 170 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,684 my mother encouraged me to ask, "what would Jesus do?" 171 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,021 The answer to that was always, "love thy neighbor." 172 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,357 But my neighbor had a dead tooth, 173 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,444 so that wasn't going to happen. 174 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:16,033 But that's why I changed it to, "what would Spock do?" 175 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,741 Did you find that helpful? 176 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,246 Yes. No, for example, three years ago 177 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,957 when I discovered penny was eating all my pop-tarts, 178 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:28,295 instead of getting angry or vindictive, you know, I got a floor safe. 179 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,381 I knew I could smell 'em. 180 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,636 - What about from when you were a kid? - Oh, certainly. 181 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,387 Uh, when I was eight years old, 182 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,765 Billy sparks cornered me in the playground. 183 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,059 I asked myself, "what would Spock do?" 184 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:47,105 Then I grabbed Billy on his shoulder and performed my first vulcan nerve pinch. 185 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,777 - Did it work? - Oh, no, he broke my collarbone. 186 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,073 Yeah, I can still hear it click. 187 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,243 That must have been very upsetting for you. 188 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,578 Oh, not at all. As I said, 189 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:05,332 the entire point of emulating Spock was to rise above human emotion, 190 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,543 which I've spent a lifetime mastering. 191 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,919 Oh. 192 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,549 - Excuse me? - I'm sorry, I'm not here. 193 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,560 - No, you went... - What does... Mean? 194 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,263 - Uh... - You did go... 195 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,431 Okay, fine. 196 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,972 Sheldon, I'm no expert, but aren't you completely missing the point of Spock? 197 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,188 He liked to act like he had no emotions, but he was still half-human. 198 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,606 Just like you. 199 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,627 I'm just saying, you pretend you don't, 200 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,491 but you have feelings just like everybody else. 201 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,655 Not true. No, look at me. 202 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:40,576 I had an engagement ring to give a girl, and instead she rejected me. 203 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,036 And am I emotional about that? No. 204 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,788 No, I am sitting here on a couch 205 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,457 talking about my favorite TV character like nothing happened. 206 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,294 'Cause I am just like him. All logical, all the time. 207 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,273 - Sweetie, you're yelling. - Because when I speak at a regular volume 208 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,300 no one seems to believe me that I've put this Amy nonsense behind me. 209 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,683 This documentary is gonna be awesome. 210 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,647 - You gonna be okay down here? - Yeah. 211 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,316 I feel like an archeologist. 212 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,152 Indiana Jones and the single family dwelling. 213 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:20,157 Hey. Look. Found a seashell. 214 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,868 - Yeah, that's a rat skull. - Oh! 215 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:28,457 Relax, there's enough droppings down here without you making more. 216 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,336 Sorry. You have a sense of where we are? 217 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,130 - Yeah, I think that's the den. - Oh. 218 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,758 Okay. So we must be under the dining room. 219 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,678 Uh-huh. Yep. You know, I know you don't wanna hear this, 220 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,599 but it wouldn't take that much work to turn that den into a nursery. 221 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:50,312 - Oh, why wouldn't I wanna hear it? - 'Cause Bernie said you didn't want kids. 222 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,648 That's not true at all. 223 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,692 Well, I wish she'd get pregnant. Believe me. 224 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,946 I'm climbing on top of her every chance I get. 225 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,867 In a loving and respectful manner. 226 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,203 Oh. 227 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:10,207 The point is I really do want kids. 228 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,292 Huh. 229 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,753 I don't know why she's lying to you. 230 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,713 She's the one who doesn't want kids. 231 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,328 In fact, every time I bring up the subject she's always... 232 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,759 Earthquake! 233 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,429 Oh, my god. We're gonna die. 234 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,393 Aftershock! 235 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,439 I can't believe Sheldon was gonna ask Amy to marry him. 236 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,649 I know. 237 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,936 I also can't believe he watched what we did on that couch and still sits on it. 238 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,237 Yeah. 239 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,491 - Hello. - Hey, buddy, how you doing? 240 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,701 Better. 241 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,703 - Did wil and Adam leave? - Yeah. 242 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,430 Do you think they're going to put my outburst in the documentary? 243 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,874 - Oh, yeah. - Definitely. 244 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,920 Well, there's no point dwelling on it. 245 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,630 As the vulcans say... 246 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,429 - Do you know what that means? - No. 247 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,930 Are you telling the truth? 248 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,518 Well, this is ridiculous. 249 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,771 Being upset about Amy all the time isn't accomplishing anything. 250 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,941 If I wanna resolve this situation then I need to take action. 251 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,044 - What are you gonna do? - I'm going to find her 252 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,153 and ask her to marry me. 253 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,990 And if she says yes we can put this behind us and resume our relationship. 254 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,327 If she says no, well then she can just... 255 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,624 He didn't mean that. 256 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,799 So, I should probably explain why I kinda fibbed. 257 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,889 That would be nice. 258 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,559 I told my dad that you were the one who didn't want kids 259 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,329 because I didn't wanna disappoint him. 260 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,938 But you were okay throwing me under the bus? 261 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,529 Turns out, yeah, I didn't think twice about it. 262 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,862 Bernie, you don't need to worry about me. 263 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,656 But I don't wanna see you miss out. 264 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,660 Raising children was the most rewarding experience of my life. 265 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,287 Oh, please. 266 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,039 Mom did everything, all you did was 267 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,411 come home from work, sit on the couch and drink beer. 268 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,210 How is that raising kids? 269 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,006 This is really a conversation for husband and wife. 270 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,425 I'm gonna go clean up, hit the road. 271 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,844 If your mother asks, I was here till 10:00. 272 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,017 It's interesting. Your father didn't help around the house 273 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,269 and Howard doesn't help either, 274 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,731 so in a way, Howard's not only like your father 275 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,526 but he's also like the child that you're afraid to have. 276 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,822 Why are you still here? 277 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:54,162 Fine, I'll leave. But it sounds like somebody needs a fresh diaper. 278 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,128 All right. 279 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,587 Iadmit... 280 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,923 That I don't help out a lot. 281 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,925 And I need to work on that. 282 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,303 But if we had a kid, it would be different. 283 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,597 - Why? - Because_. 284 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,476 When my dad left, I promised myself that... 285 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,689 If I ever had a chance to be a father... 286 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,233 I'd always be there. 287 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,362 Okay, I'll think about it. 288 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,624 And this is an actual "I'll think about it?" 289 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,576 Not like the "can we get a motorcycle with a sidecar? 290 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:33,869 "I'll think about it?" 291 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:41,084 - It's an actual "I'll think about it." - And I really believe I'd be a great dad. 292 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,212 I know you would. 293 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,424 Speaking of making babies, 294 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,677 what do you say I wash up and poke around your crawlspace? 295 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,463 Dr. Dehner feels he isn't that dangerous. 296 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,816 What makes you right and a trained psychiatrist wrong? 297 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,302 Because she feels. I don't. All I know is logic. 298 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,637 Yeah, right. 299 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,140 You can just shut your feelings off. 300 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,476 There goes television, lying to us again. 301 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,520 We let you raise our children and this is the thanks we get? 302 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,483 Leonard, how could I have been so foolish? 303 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,820 To try and follow in the footsteps of a made-up alien race with no emotions? 304 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,739 Well... 305 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,617 Now instead of idolizing fictional characters, 306 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,536 you can focus on the real people who are already in your life. 307 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,875 - Those are very wise words. - Thank you. 308 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,299 They'd just be so much more comforting if they came out of a television. 309 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,326 English - sdh