1 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,966 - Hey, ready for lunch? - Oh, one sec. 2 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:10,803 Is that the prototype drive system for the high-g rover? 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:15,933 No, Bernadette got me a fitbit so she can track how much I'm exercising. 4 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:19,812 That'll teach her to care about your health. 5 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:24,275 Yeah, I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young. 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,737 When was the last actual exercise you got? 7 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,447 The other day, when she tried to 8 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,490 put that fitbit on me, and I ran away from her. 9 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,912 According to a recent study, simply thinking about exercise, 10 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,539 even while sitting still, can have physical benefits. 11 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:41,167 For all you know, I could be exercising right now. 12 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,169 - Are you? - Nah, I'll do it tomorrow. 13 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:47,465 It wouldn't be the worst thing if we were more active. 14 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,759 Well, you make an excellent point. 15 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,972 Ooh! I think I'm getting a runner's high. 16 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,418 Look at all these activities the university has. 17 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,380 Rock climbing club, archery, flag football... 18 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,715 Had me at "flag", lost me at "football". 19 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:33,654 You know, I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise, 20 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:36,180 but do you really think sports is the right choice for you? 21 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:37,390 What are you saying? 22 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,350 We're not coordinated enough to play sports? 23 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:44,647 Okay, Leonard, sweetheart, you twisted your ankle playing scrabble. 24 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:49,151 I got a triple-word score with a double letter q. 25 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,088 If that's not a time to bust out the scrabble dance, 26 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,446 what's the point of having one? 27 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:58,160 Hey, Barry kripke started a fencing club. 28 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,665 Interesting. Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal. 29 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:06,210 And I would imagine it meets many of our personal criteria for a sport. 30 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,629 - It's indoors, so no sunscreen. - Mmm. 31 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:11,841 No throwing, no catching, no running. 32 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,344 No gym shorts that can be yanked down. 33 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:17,888 Or worse, up. 34 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,181 Preach. 35 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,102 And as an added bonus, the word "touché" comes from fencing. 36 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:26,397 It'd be our only opportunity to use it in a non-metaphorical sense. 37 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,778 What about a game of tag on a French schoolyard? 38 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:30,901 Ah, touché. 39 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,283 - Thanks for coming by. - Sure. So, how can we help? 40 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,578 Well, I know more women are buying comics than ever, 41 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,997 but for some reason, I can't get them in here. 42 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,225 All right, well, what have you tried so far? 43 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,128 Uh, I've been stocking more female-orientated titles. 44 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,257 In the bathroom, I folded the end of the toilet paper into a triangle. 45 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:58,095 And you are now sitting in the official breast-feeding area. 46 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,434 Really, in a comic book store? 47 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,771 Oh, don't worry. I've got a camera right up here 48 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:11,108 so I could watch from the counter, make sure guys aren't being pervs. 49 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,868 Anyway, so, what do I got to do to, to get you in the door? 50 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:25,498 Well, for starters, you might wanna rethink some of this artwork. 51 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:29,085 I mean, this woman's actually on a leash like a dog. 52 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:34,715 Well, you don't know the backstory. Maybe she keptjumping up on the couch. 53 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,439 I feel cool. 54 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,650 Like puss in boots. 55 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,904 I always wanted to be a swashbuckler when I was a kid. 56 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,782 Technically, "swashbuckler" is a combination of two terms. 57 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:03,536 "Swash", referring to the sound of the sword... swash... 58 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:09,583 And then "buckler", meaning a small shield, which you don't have. 59 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,293 We can still be swashers. 60 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,087 Well said, puss. 61 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:19,009 Gentlemen. Welcome to the fencing club. 62 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:23,055 Before we start, I just wanna warn you, fencing isn't a joke. 63 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,311 I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be like star wars. 64 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:27,557 That's not why we're here. 65 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:30,285 Yeah, I'm here because I think it's gonna be like game of thrones. 66 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,025 - Maybe a little Princess bride. - Ooh! I forgot about Princess bride. 67 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,444 That's my answer. 68 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,574 Well, sorry to disappoint you, but fencing is a serious sport. 69 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,301 If you're not willing to put in the effort, 70 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,645 you might as well just leave now. 71 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,412 We're not afraid of physical activity. 72 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,330 Yeah, I already ran 18 miles today. 73 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,043 All right, let's begin with some fundamentals. 74 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,588 This is the en garde position, 75 00:04:55,963 --> 00:05:00,843 feet are in a I, heels in a straight line, elbow's about a fist from the rib cage. 76 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:05,055 - Notice my dominant leg faces fonnard. - Oh, dear. 77 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,724 What's wrong, Cooper? 78 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,477 Yeah, well, I'm not sure I have a dominant leg. 79 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,604 They're both pretty submissive. 80 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,735 When you're in a public restroom, which foot do you flush the toilet with? 81 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,906 Right, always right. 82 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:23,908 He's a righty. 83 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,244 Okay, show me en garde. 84 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:33,918 Good. Knees bent, slightly over the toe. Non-sword hand up for balance. 85 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,670 I am going to feel this tomorrow. 86 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,925 Okay, the first move is called an advance. 87 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,761 You move your front foot fonnard, heel to toe. 88 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,429 Back foot follows. 89 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:49,767 So, front foot fonnard, heel to toe, back foot follows. 90 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,936 Now you try. Advance. 91 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,896 And advance. 92 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,689 And advance. 93 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,317 This is easy, I didn't need to wear a cup. 94 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,112 Good. This next move is called a retreat. 95 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:07,034 Step back. Back foot first, toe to heel, front foot follows. 96 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,286 - On three... - Excuse me, Barry? 97 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,455 - Yes. - When can I stab one of my friends? 98 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,252 In fencing, we don't call it a stab, we call it a touch. 99 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,963 Yes, I'm aware, but if I say I wanna touch one of my friends, 100 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,839 I'll get called into human resources. 101 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:25,636 Okay, on three, Cooper and Koothrappali advance, 102 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,889 the other two retreat. One, two, three. 103 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,352 Very good. Switch it up. One, two, three. 104 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,939 Switch again. One, two, three. 105 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,984 Excuse me. 106 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,486 Can I call you back? 107 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,614 No, I'm teaching a class. 108 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,121 Yeah. 109 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,415 Okay, okay, yeah. 110 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,166 Okay, thanks. 111 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,503 And one, two, three. 112 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:04,675 Have you thought about advertising directly to females? 113 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,679 Hmm. Okay. Well, all right. 114 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,765 What if I put up a sign in the window that said, 115 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:16,312 "women, come in. Don't be afraid." 116 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,279 Hey, have you read the online reviews for this place? 117 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,198 The Internet's so negative. I try to avoid it. 118 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:29,939 All right, we”, Heather h says, 119 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:33,412 "the owner stared at me the whole time and didn't blink once." 120 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:47,092 Kelly m says, "the creepy guy who runs it asked me out, 121 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,887 "then called himself stupid before I could say no." 122 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:57,186 Jessica k says, "I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt. 123 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:58,979 "He took it off and gave it to me." 124 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,525 See? Negative. 125 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,238 With your foil extended, 126 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,617 kick your front leg up and push off with your back leg. 127 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:13,369 Now you try. 128 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:16,413 And again. 129 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:18,749 And again. 130 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,627 Look at us, we're like the rockettes. 131 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,255 Sheldon: En garde, Leonard. 132 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,800 Prepare yourself for a rigorous touching. 133 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:36,850 Howard: My name is inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 134 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,728 Raj: My name is inigo Montoya. 135 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,439 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 136 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,161 Howard: I thought you were puss in boots. Raj: Oh, yeah, right, sorry. 137 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:52,574 My name is puss in boots. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 138 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,247 I'm looking fonnard to him teaching us glove-slapping. 139 00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,915 What? 140 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,961 You know, when my honor is insulted, and I need to challenge someone 141 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:06,797 to a duel by slapping them across the face with my glove. 142 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,925 When was your honor insulted? 143 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,760 My last physical. 144 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,723 Again, that doctor didn't insult your honor, 145 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,224 he just checked your prostate. 146 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:26,233 Raj: My name is little orphan Annie. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 147 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:34,825 Howard: My name is Darth Vader. I am your father. Prepare to die. 148 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,662 Sheldon: This is fun. 149 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,998 Leonard: Well, good. It's nice to see your mind offamy. 150 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,499 What's going on with Amy? 151 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,594 Sheldon: Not that it's any of your business, but she broke up with me. 152 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,630 Really? Good to know. 153 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,052 Sheldon: "Good to know"? What's that supposed to mean? 154 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,681 Oh, I hate to say it, but it sounds like he's interested in her. 155 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,434 Well, that's unacceptable. 156 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:04,646 Buddy, I get that you don't like it, but it's not really up to you. 157 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,483 Yeah, well, but he's dumb and his face is dumb. 158 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,570 Look, even if it's not him, 159 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,239 Amy's probably gonna date someone at some point. 160 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,911 - You really think so? - Of course. She deserves to be happy. 161 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,163 How dare you. 162 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:33,008 Listen, I should warn you that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea. 163 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,927 Barry, a word. 164 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,429 And now the crazy version of what I just said. 165 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,058 If you intend to pursue Amy, 166 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,435 you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it. 167 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,854 And how are you gonna do that? 168 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,689 By challenging you to a duel. 169 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,944 You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you. 170 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,239 That is why the duel will take place at high noon, 171 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,615 three years from today. 172 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,702 If you're worth your salt as an instructor, 173 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,120 I should be ready by then. 174 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,916 Yeah, and be warned, I'm going to touch you all over. 175 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,464 Wow! That was crazier than I thought. 176 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,011 All right, I'm not saying it's true, 177 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,932 but let's, let's consider for a moment that possibly I'm the problem. 178 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,141 - Yeah. - You are. 179 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,393 You can say it. 180 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,689 Fine. But I mean, what can I do? I get so nervous around women. 181 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,501 Well, you're talking to us now. I mean, you don't seem nervous. 182 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:35,112 Well, that's 'cause I'm doing that trick where you imagine the audience is naked. 183 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,575 By the way, thumbs up, ladies. 184 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,246 Do you not hear how creepy that sounds? 185 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,956 It was a joke. 186 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,416 Was it? 187 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,126 Nah, I'm still doing it. 188 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,340 Okay, don't be offended, but what went wrong with you? 189 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:01,263 I guess I assumed at this point in my life, 190 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,266 I would be married or in a relationship, 191 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,311 or even have a pet that didn't run away or kill itself. 192 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,814 That really happened? 193 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,610 I mean, I can't say for sure, but I swear that rabbit looked me right in the eye 194 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,380 before it hopped in front of that car. 195 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,241 Anyway, the longer I'm alone, the more desperate I get. 196 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:26,163 Stuart, believe it or not, I understand. 197 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,667 You know, before I met Sheldon, I was alone for a really long time. 198 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,922 I was so desperate for people to like me, when I met these guys, 199 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:38,050 it took everything in my power to hide my insecurity. 200 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:45,098 Okay, we're all feeling it. Yes, I'll go out with you. 201 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,064 Suddenly, the rabbit thing makes sense. 202 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,320 I'm surprised you wanted to go to a sports bar, Sheldon. 203 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,072 Look at this blister. 204 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,366 Like it or not, we're athletes now. 205 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:07,663 Besides, a bar is where I belong. I'm having female problems. 206 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,499 If you're cranky and retaining water, I have a theory. 207 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,337 Sheldon, instead of focusing on Amy dating other guys, 208 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,048 maybe you should start thinking about dating another girl. 209 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883 That's ridiculous. 210 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,387 Why? You never thought you'd end up in a relationship, and then you met Amy. 211 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,397 Maybe there's someone else out there for you. 212 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,809 True. But penny's married, and so is Bernadette. 213 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,729 And your girlfriend has red hair and white skin, 214 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,898 which really rubs up against my clown phobia. 215 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,652 Maybe you should consider women 216 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,571 who aren't in serious relationships with your closest friends. 217 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,033 There's that prostate doctor, but I'm still mad at her. 218 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,330 Oh, there's a woman. I'll make her my girlfriend. 219 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:52,916 Whoa! 220 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,087 Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work. 221 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,755 You're forgetting something. 222 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,590 Ladies love jocks. 223 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,404 - How many sips of that beer did he have? - Three. 224 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,512 Oh, boy. 225 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,935 Excuse me. I'm recovering from a recent break-up. 226 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,605 Now, I'm told asking out another woman might make me feel better. 227 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:19,526 And as ash ketchem said to pikachu, "I choose you." 228 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,446 What? 229 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,239 It's a pokémon reference. 230 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,949 I don't know what that means. 231 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,743 Well, we gave it a shot. 232 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,829 How about you? 233 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,499 I'm married. And I'm her grandmother. 234 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,418 Ah, what might have been. 235 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,423 And you, give my regards to barnum and Bailey. 236 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,388 Stuart took that rejection like a pro. 237 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,640 Well, he knew he was on the breast cam. 238 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,520 I don't have much experience turning men down. 239 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,147 It wasn't so much fun. 240 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,774 Um, you get used to it. 241 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,776 Some guys you have to turn down over and over. 242 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819 And sometimes we marry them anyway. 243 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,699 Huh! 244 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,619 - Well, this is weird. - What? 245 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,663 Barry kripke just asked me out. 246 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,666 Oh! Look at you, two guys in one day. 247 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,669 I told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows. 248 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,757 What did he say? 249 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:28,970 "Hi, how are you? I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink after work sometime." 250 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,680 Well, what are you gonna do? 251 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,557 I don't know. 252 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,519 I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people, 253 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,729 but this is happening so fast. 254 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,356 What can it hurt? 255 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,318 Well, I was hoping the next person I dated would be a little less like Sheldon. 256 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:44,945 You mean not a scientist? 257 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,822 I think she means not a weirdo. 258 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,866 Are you attracted to him? 259 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,035 I don't know. 260 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,871 All right, well, what happens if you imagine him naked? 261 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,278 Oh, I don't have to imagine it. 262 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,257 I smell funny. 263 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,802 I taste salty. 264 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,222 You're just sweaty from exercise. 265 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,307 I'm kind of delicious. 266 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,312 I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me. 267 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,734 I know it only takes one doctor's finger. 268 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,365 - Hello. - Hello. 269 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,577 - We should let you guys talk. - Yeah. 270 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,329 - You don't have to leave. - But look at me go. 271 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,209 - Bernadette, you're my ride. - Walk! 272 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,883 How've you been? 273 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,010 I'm doing all right. 274 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,220 I tried fencing today. 275 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,348 - How'd that go? - It was pretty easy. 276 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,269 And I think my background in mathletics helped. 277 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,856 Barry kripke was there. 278 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,943 I should let you know that he expressed interest in asking you out. 279 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,322 Actually, he already did. 280 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,950 Okay. But don't get too attached to him. 281 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,870 In two years, 364 days, he's a dead man. 282 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,833 I said no. 283 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,293 Interesting. 284 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,171 I asked two women out today, and they both said no. 285 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,800 I didn't know you were interested in dating. 286 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,345 I've been told it's a good way to move on. 287 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,306 Oh! 288 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,308 Okay. 289 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,690 Anyway, um, it's nice to see you. You look good. 290 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,526 Thanks, and I taste good, too. 291 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,037 Howie? 292 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,373 What's up? 293 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:06,503 Why does your fitbit say you ran a 174 miles yesterday? 294 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,742 English - sdh