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What a wonderful day! Thank you!

2
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Oh, we're glad you had fun.

3
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Blue lcees and a trip
to the container store?

4
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It's like I died and went to the
post-mortem, neuron-induced hallucination

5
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commonly mistaken as heaven.

6
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I still don't understand
why you bought that pill caddie.

7
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You're a young man.

8
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Age is a state of mind, Leonard.

9
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In here, I'm 90.

10
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- (Keys jangling)
- (Door unlocking)

11
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Why are you taking your bins over there?

12
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Uh, that's just where I need them.

13
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You know, she doesn't have
a lot of closet space.

14
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Mmm, what's wrong with your closet?

15
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Well, honey, you know,
now that Leonard and I are married,

16
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it kind of makes sense
that we actually live together.

17
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So, that's all this day was?

18
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A plan to butter me up
before delivering bad news?

19
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- Come on, buddy.
- No, I thought we were friends.

20
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You asked for a sip of my lcee.

21
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If you'd had your own straw,
I might have said yes.

22
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Sheldon, please,
we already feel bad about this.

23
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Yeah, you know what they don't sell
at the container store?

24
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Something large enough
to contain my disappointment!

25
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Although, if anyone did, it would be them!

26
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(Theme song playing)

27
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Thank you for letting me
come speak with you.

28
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Of course.

29
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As my relationships with penny
and Amy are currently strained,

30
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I'm turning to you
for female comfort and encouragement.

31
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I'm honored.

32
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I tried reaching out to my mother,
but she was in Bible study.

33
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Leonard's mother is on a book tour,
my meemaw was taking a nap,

34
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and after a while,
Siri started repeating her answers.

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So I'm your seventh choice.

36
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Yeah, I know. Top 10, pretty exciting.

37
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How can I help you?

38
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In addition to Amy leaving me,
Leonard's moving in with penny.

39
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It's difficult not to feel abandoned.

40
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Well, why don't you
look at this as an opportunity?

41
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You had other roommates before Leonard.

42
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Maybe this is a chance
to find someone new.

43
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Hmm, perhaps I could find
someone better than Leonard.

44
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You know, someone I could rub in his face.

45
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Chris Pratt's all the rage right now.

46
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I wonder how he'd feel
about taking the smaller bedroom.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

48
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You know who'd be the perfect roommate?

49
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Gandalf, but he's a smoker.

50
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Stuart! He's been living with us
for a while now.

51
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I'm sure he'd love
to get us out of his hair.

52
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Nope, couldn't be happier.

53
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- Well, Sheldon's looking for a roommate...
- Nope.

54
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- He'll think about it.
- Stuart: No, I won't!

55
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(Door closes)

56
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Have you seen this Archie comic?

57
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It's actually Archie versus predator.

58
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How could Archie defeat predator?

59
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I don't know,
maybe jughead's a Terminator.

60
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- Hey.
- Hey, Stuart.

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- Do you guys know any musicians?
- Why?

62
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I was thinking it might be cool to have
live music here a few nights a week.

63
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You know, give this place
more of a "staying in business" vibe.

64
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What kind of music are you thinking of?

65
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I like all kinds of music,
but my favorite genre is free.

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Hey, we've always
talked about playing together.

67
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Well, it could be fun
to try a little acoustic thing.

68
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Oh, we could play filk music!

69
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What's that?

70
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It's been around for years.

71
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It's like folk music,
but with a sci-fi/fantasy theme.

72
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I like it.

73
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It sounds exactly like something
I shouldn't be expected to pay for.

74
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Hey, dude, if we do this,
we're gonna need a cool band name.

75
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You know, I've actually (chuckles)
Had one I've been sitting on for years.

76
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- Really?
- It was for this power trio

77
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I tried to put together in junior high,
but I was short two friends.

78
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What is it?

79
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Footprints on the moon.

80
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I just got chills.

81
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So did I.

82
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Me, too.

83
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But I might have lyme disease.

84
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Just a few more signatures
and we'll be finished.

85
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Uh, initial here to acknowledge
that you've returned your key.

86
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Okay.

87
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Oh, yes, as my future neighbor,
I'd like you to have a key.

88
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Initial here
to acknowledge you received it.

89
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I'm proud of you.
You're taking this really well.

90
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Oh, it's not like I'm never going
to see you two again.

91
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Yeah, which brings us
to article 23, subsection c.

92
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"Please check here to reserve your spot
at the 10-year roommate reunion."

93
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Do I really have to do that now?

94
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No, but if you want chicken
and get stuck with the fish,

95
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that's on you.

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All right.

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Oh, and lastly,

98
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please initial here to confirm
that ownership of the living room couch

99
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is hereby transferred to me
in perpetuity all throughout the universe.

100
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And all alternate universes.

101
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Except for those universes
where owning a couch

102
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is forbidden by the hive queen.

103
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In which case,
all glory to the hive queen.

104
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All right, so all that's left is
for us to sign and date the document,

105
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and we will officially
no longer be roommates.

106
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What's the matter?

107
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(Sighs)

108
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It's harder than I thought.

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- Let me help you. L-e-o-n-a...
- That helped!

110
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So, I have an idea for a filk song.

111
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It's kind of a power ballad,

112
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superhero crossover tale
of epic proportions.

113
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- Is it cold in here? 'Cause... oh, my!
- (Both giggle)

114
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Okay, so it's a David and Goliath story.

115
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It's about man against god.

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It's called hammer and whip:

117
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The untold story of Thor
versus Indiana Jones.

118
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Thor versus Indiana Jones.

119
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- You just blew my filking mind.
- (Chuckles)

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Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet,
but I was thinking something like, um...

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(Singing) On, indy

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on, indy

123
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the skies are so windy

124
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is that a flying man with a killer bod?

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Wait! That's no man, it's a norse god

126
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- oh, yes, definitely. Okay, wait. Hang on.
- Yeah.

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(Humming)

128
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(Singing) Thunder clapped
as Thor raised his mighty hammer

129
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indy rapped, "that's one bad mamma-jamma"

130
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- that is so good!
- Right?

131
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"Mamma-jamma" just came to me! (Chuckles)

132
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Okay, and here's the hook. Uh...

133
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(Singing) Thor and doctor Jones

134
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Thor and doctor Jones

135
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one plays with lightning
the other plays with bones

136
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both: (Singing) Thor and doctor Jones

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Thor and doctor Jones

138
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one plays with lightning
the other plays with bones

139
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oh, man, that rocks!

140
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- Hey, remember the ark of the covenant?
- Yeah?

141
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That's how much
we're gonna melt people's faces off.

142
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I appreciate your interest
in the apartment.

143
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I just need to ask you
a few standard questions.

144
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- Sure.
- It says here you're a chemist.

145
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Which element on the periodic table
do you feel is too big for its britches?

146
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Is that supposed to be a joke?

147
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Looks like argon's not the only one
with an attitude problem.

148
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In general, would you say that
you smell better, worse, or the same

149
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as you do right now?

150
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I was going to ask you
what is the best fruit,

151
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but then I realized
what I wanna ask you is

152
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why is there a band-aid on your forearm,

153
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but then I realized
what I really wanna ask you is,

154
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can you just go?

155
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You're healthy,
you have a job in the sciences.

156
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I've got to say,
if this credit report comes back good,

157
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you're the front-runner.

158
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I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon.

159
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(Scoffs) But I met with 11 people
and they all walked out.

160
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And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt
never tweeted me back.

161
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,460
I'm sure you'll find somebody else.

162
00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:04,837
Isuppose.

163
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,630
What happened to me, Amy?

164
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,300
Years ago, I was
completely disengaged from my feelings.

165
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,554
I'd say it was a happier time,
but I was disengaged from my feelings,

166
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so who can tell?

167
00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:20,102
I don't know how to help you.
You know, feelings are a part of life.

168
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,812
Well, they didn't used to be.

169
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You and Leonard and penny,
you all poisoned me with emotions.

170
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I was like the tin man, perfectly content,
until that evil wizard gave him a heart.

171
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I don't think that was
the point of the movie.

172
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Fine, then I was like Pinocchio

173
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before that jerk geppetto
went and made him a real boy.

174
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There you go.

175
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,097
- So, what are you thinking for dinner?
- Well, it's Thai food night.

176
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Oh, honey, you don't live
with Sheldon anymore.

177
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You can have anything you want.

178
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,844
(Chuckles) You're right.

179
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But what?

180
00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,473
Mexican?

181
00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,016
Italian? German?

182
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,392
Indian? Greek?

183
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:04,438
Cuban? Chinese? Pizza?
Barbecue? Korean? Korean barbecue?

184
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,252
- How about Thai food?
- Oh, thank god.

185
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,543
Hey, we're going to dinner.
You wanna come?

186
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,283
Oh, I wish I could.

187
00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,369
But I realized I've become
too emotionally vulnerable.

188
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,371
So like an operating system,

189
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,416
I'm restoring my life
to the last stable version,

190
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,336
which was in 2003,
the day before I met Leonard.

191
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,882
- You heard him, no.
- Hang on.

192
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,635
Wait, you actually think it's 2003?

193
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,596
No, just because I'm living my life
like it was 12 years ago,

194
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,097
doesn't mean I'm delusional.

195
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,476
And, since it is 2003,
I don't know who you are,

196
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,561
so please exit the premises

197
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,930
before I call the police
on my stylish, new flip phone.

198
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,577
Are you doing okay?

199
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,206
I guess. Just, you know,
worried about Sheldon.

200
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,678
Well, come on. He's a grown man in his 30s

201
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,877
pretending to be a grown man
in his 20s. He's fine.

202
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,089
I hope so.

203
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,174
What else can you do?
Move back in with him?

204
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,093
No, of course not, I just feel bad.

205
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,678
Well, so do I.

206
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,526
But don't you want to live with your wife

207
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,266
and set the thermostat
to whatever you want?

208
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,034
And have your body tell you when it's time
to go to the bathroom?

209
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,689
You know, not a schedule slipped
underneath your door every morning.

210
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,650
I did like that he had the weather on it.

211
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,320
Trust me, this is the right thing.

212
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,323
No, I know.
And it's not like we're abandoning him.

213
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,910
Plus, we can facetime him
whenever we want.

214
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:46,164
You know, once iPhones
are invented in his universe. (Chuckles)

215
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,377
(Music playing faintly)

216
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,005
I can't believe Sheldon
asked you to be his roommate.

217
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,632
I can't believe he ran my credit.

218
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,721
Hey, if you're open
to living with someone great,

219
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,930
I'll give you $1,000 to take Stuart.

220
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,077
You really should've gone on the Internet
and checked how long

221
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,103
that kind of thing lives
before you got one.

222
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:13,901
I'm sorry, I just thought you might have
a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole in your life.

223
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:19,031
Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky,
but he's also brilliant and insightful.

224
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075
I think calling him
a weirdo is a little unfair.

225
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,578
Heho, 2003!

226
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,416
Hey, we brought you Thai...

227
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,961
Where is everything?

228
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,047
In my present, it's in the future.

229
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674
In your present,
it's been crammed in the bedroom

230
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,844
by an enterprising, young man
I met in the home depot parking lot.

231
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,348
I know what you're doing.

232
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,409
You're trying to get attention
so we'll feel bad for you,

233
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,517
but it's not happening.

234
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,771
No, what I'm doing is
trying to figure out how to live my life,

235
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,314
now that everyone is leaving me.

236
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,775
Knock it off! We're across the hall.

237
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,694
As the kids are saying today,
"talk to the hand."

238
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031
They're not saying that.

239
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,909
They are in 2003.

240
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,203
No, no, they're really not.

241
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,209
(Singing) Thor and doctor Jones

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Thor and doctor Jones

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one runs from loki

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the other runs from stones

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so, what do you think?

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- Wow!
- Yeah.

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"Runs from stones" means that big Boulder,

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but I just couldn't
rhyme anything with "Boulder."

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Colder, shoulder, soldier, folder...

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Right. Yeah, right.

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But what do you think?

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I think it's very cute.

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Cute? It's not cute.

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Cute is children dressed as vegetables.

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Okay, fine, it's not cute.

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(Scoffs) Just be honest,
you don't like it.

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I didn't say that.
I just like music you can dance to.

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You can dance to this!

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Uh... uh...

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(Singing) Thor and doctor Jones

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Thor and doctor Jones

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one plays with lightning
the other plays with bones

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I'm telling you, dude,
the song has no groove.

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You can't dance to it.

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Who cares? I thought the whole point

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of footprints on the moon was
to write songs that make people think.

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You can do both.
Like Michael Jackson's Billie Jean?

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While you're dancing you're thinking,
like, "darn it, whose baby is it?"

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Where's this coming from?
A few hours ago, we both loved this song.

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I still love it.
I just think there's room for improvement.

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You played it for Emily, didn't you?

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- Yeah, so what?
- You are such a wimp!

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I mean, she didn't like it,
now you don't like it.

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No, no. I'm just evolving as a musician.
You're the one who's stuck in the past.

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"The past" was lunch!

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You know what's really happening here?

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Your girlfriend is breaking up our band.

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Wait, she has nothing to do with this.
I am my own man.

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Oh, please! Your brain belongs
to whoever's willing to sleep with you.

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That is so not true!

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Really? Remember when you were gonna
get circumcised for Rachel Bernstein?

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That had nothing to do with Rachel.

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It was an overreaction
to a bad zipper injury.

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I don't need this.

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- I'm quitting the band!
- Fine, I quit, too!

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- Then get out of my house!
- With pleasure!

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(Door opens and closes)

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Raj, wait!

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What took you so long?

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Buddy, I know me moving in with penny
feels like a big change, but it's not.

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How can you say that?
Amy's gone, and you two are married now,

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so it's only a matter of time
before you're gone, too.

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Okay, you don't know what's gonna happen.

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No, I do. Eventually,
you'll want more space,

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and you'll move into a house.

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And then instead of dinner
a couple of times a week,

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it'll only be a couple of times a month.

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And then it'll only be
on special occasions,

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like when Bernadette
divorces Wolowitz, you know?

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Or like when Koothrappali's
weird girlfriend admits

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where she buried his body, you know?

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Or Amy's wedding, where she's
marrying someone better than me.

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Okay, look, we don't need
to rush into anything.

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All right?

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Maybe instead of Leonard
moving in with me, we just

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leave things the way they are.

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And sometimes we'll sleep over there,
and sometimes we'll sleep over here.

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But mostly here.

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Sure.

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What about what you said
in the restaurant?

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Well, it's not forever.
It's just for a little while.

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If you want,
we could think of him like he's our dog.

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You can, you know.

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I'm happy when you come home,

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and I'm scared of fireworks.

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By the way, on July fourth,
we're all sleeping here.

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- Fine.
- All right, great!

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Just give me one minute,

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and I'll get started
on a new roommate agreement.

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Yeah, nothing from Pratt, we're good.

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- (Both playing music)
- (Singing) Indy's whip snapped

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Thor's hammer missed

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it was avenger versus archeologist

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indy held his ground
and straightened his fedora

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Thor said, "that's a nice look in 1944"

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both: (Singing) Thor and doctor Jones

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Thor and doctor Jones

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one plays with lightning
the other plays with bones

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Thor and doctor Jones

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- Thor and doctor Jones!
- Thor and doctor Jones

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one plays with lightning
the other plays with bones

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play something we can dance to!

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