1 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:05,840 What a wonderful day! Thank you! 2 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,425 Oh, we're glad you had fun. 3 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,094 Blue lcees and a trip to the container store? 4 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:13,764 It's like I died and went to the post-mortem, neuron-induced hallucination 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,600 commonly mistaken as heaven. 6 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:19,413 I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie. 7 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:20,605 You're a young man. 8 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:22,565 Age is a state of mind, Leonard. 9 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,483 In here, I'm 90. 10 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,072 Why are you taking your bins over there? 11 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:31,949 Uh, that's just where I need them. 12 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,036 You know, she doesn't have a lot of closet space. 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,768 Mmm, what's wrong with your closet? 14 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:40,541 Well, honey, you know, now that Leonard and I are married, 15 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,002 it kind of makes sense that we actually live together. 16 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,463 So, that's all this day was? 17 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,965 A plan to butter me up before delivering bad news? 18 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,426 - Come on, buddy. - No, I thought we were friends. 19 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,470 You asked for a sip of my lcee. 20 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,223 If you'd had your own straw, I might have said yes. 21 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,809 Sheldon, please, we already feel bad about this. 22 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,121 Yeah, you know what they don't sell at the container store? 23 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,773 Something large enough to contain my disappointment! 24 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,569 Although, if anyone did, it would be them! 25 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,182 Thank you for letting me come speak with you. 26 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,517 Of course. 27 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:43,187 As my relationships with penny and Amy are currently strained, 28 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:46,232 I'm turning to you for female comfort and encouragement. 29 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,026 I'm honored. 30 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,696 I tried reaching out to my mother, but she was in Bible study. 31 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,865 Leonard's mother is on a book tour, my meemaw was taking a nap, 32 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,119 and after a while, Siri started repeating her answers. 33 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,414 So I'm your seventh choice. 34 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, I know. Top 10, pretty exciting. 35 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,502 How can I help you? 36 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:11,215 In addition to Amy leaving me, Leonard's moving in with penny. 37 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,176 It's difficult not to feel abandoned. 38 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,888 Well, why don't you look at this as an opportunity? 39 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,615 You had other roommates before Leonard. 40 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,393 Maybe this is a chance to find someone new. 41 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,104 Hmm, perhaps I could find someone better than Leonard. 42 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,231 You know, someone I could rub in his face. 43 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,900 Chris Pratt's all the rage right now. 44 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:33,779 I wonder how he'd feel about taking the smaller bedroom. 45 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,407 - Hey. - Hey. 46 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,286 You know who'd be the perfect roommate? 47 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:43,331 Gandalf, but he's a smoker. 48 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,626 Stuart! He's been living with us for a while now. 49 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,646 I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair. 50 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,714 Nope, couldn't be happier. 51 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:54,925 - Well, Sheldon's looking for a roommate... - Nope. 52 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,894 - He'll think about it. - Stuart: No, I won't! 53 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,118 Have you seen this Archie comic? 54 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,519 It's actually Archie versus predator. 55 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,564 How could Archie defeat predator? 56 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,817 I don't know, maybe jughead's a Terminator. 57 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,780 - Hey. - Hey, Stuart. 58 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:19,116 - Do you guys know any musicians? - Why? 59 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:23,162 I was thinking it might be cool to have live music here a few nights a week. 60 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:26,499 You know, give this place more of a "staying in business" vibe. 61 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,352 What kind of music are you thinking of? 62 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:33,547 I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free. 63 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,468 Hey, we've always talked about playing together. 64 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:39,882 Well, it could be fun to try a little acoustic thing. 65 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,680 Oh, we could play filk music! 66 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,307 What's that? 67 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,809 It's been around for years. 68 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:48,396 It's like folk music, but with a sci-fi/fantasy theme. 69 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:49,647 I like it. 70 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:53,025 It sounds exactly like something I shouldn't be expected to pay for. 71 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:57,154 Hey, dude, if we do this, we're gonna need a cool band name. 72 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,575 You know, I've actually Had one I've been sitting on for years. 73 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,869 - Really? - It was for this power trio 74 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,581 I tried to put together in junior high, but I was short two friends. 75 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,126 What is it? 76 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,003 Footprints on the moon. 77 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,842 I just got chills. 78 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,677 So did I. 79 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,053 Me, too. 80 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,514 But I might have lyme disease. 81 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,353 Just a few more signatures and we'll be finished. 82 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:33,065 Uh, initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key. 83 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,194 Okay. 84 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,657 Oh, yes, as my future neighbor, I'd like you to have a key. 85 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:47,872 Initial here to acknowledge you received it. 86 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:51,085 I'm proud of you. You're taking this really well. 87 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,410 Oh, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again. 88 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:56,380 Yeah, which brings us to article 23, subsection c. 89 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,801 "Please check here to reserve your spot at the 10-year roommate reunion." 90 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,388 Do I really have to do that now? 91 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,755 No, but if you want chicken and get stuck with the fish, 92 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,058 that's on you. 93 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:10,895 All right. 94 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,563 Oh, and lastly, 95 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:15,983 please initial here to confirm that ownership of the living room couch 96 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:19,236 is hereby transferred to me in perpetuity all throughout the universe. 97 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,071 And all alternate universes. 98 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,491 Except for those universes where owning a couch 99 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,034 is forbidden by the hive queen. 100 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,952 In which case, all glory to the hive queen. 101 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,710 All right, so all that's left is for us to sign and date the document, 102 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,214 and we will officially no longer be roommates. 103 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:42,718 What's the matter? 104 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,679 It's harder than I thought. 105 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,432 - Let me help you. L-e-o-n-a... - That helped! 106 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,896 So, I have an idea for a filk song. 107 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,315 It's kind of a power ballad, 108 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,401 superhero crossover tale of epic proportions. 109 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:04,740 Is it cold in here? 'Cause... oh, my! 110 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:09,662 Okay, so it's a David and Goliath story. 111 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,248 It's about man against god. 112 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,750 It's called hammer and whip: 113 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:19,838 The untold story of Thor versus Indiana Jones. 114 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,510 Thor versus Indiana Jones. 115 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,804 You just blew my filking mind. 116 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:31,475 Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet, but I was thinking something like, um... 117 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,478 On, indy 118 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,605 on, indy 119 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:40,526 the skies are so windy 120 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,365 is that a flying man with a killer bod? 121 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:50,494 Wait! That's no man, it's a norse god 122 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,958 - oh, yes, definitely. Okay, wait. Hang on. - Yeah. 123 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:03,757 Thunder clapped as Thor raised his mighty hammer 124 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:10,514 indy rapped, "that's one bad mamma-jamma" 125 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,892 - that is so good! - Right? 126 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,103 "Mamma-jamma" just came to me! 127 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,189 Okay, and here's the hook. Uh... 128 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,026 Thor and doctor Jones 129 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,778 Thor and doctor Jones 130 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:29,617 one plays with lightning the other plays with bones 131 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,871 both: Thor and doctor Jones 132 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,749 Thor and doctor Jones 133 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:41,712 one plays with lightning the other plays with bones 134 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:45,883 oh, man, that rocks! 135 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,177 - Hey, remember the ark of the covenant? - Yeah? 136 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,013 That's how much we're gonna melt people's faces off. 137 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,393 I appreciate your interest in the apartment. 138 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,812 I just need to ask you a few standard questions. 139 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,565 - Sure. - It says here you're a chemist. 140 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:06,904 Which element on the periodic table do you feel is too big for its britches? 141 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,075 Is that supposed to be a joke? 142 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,412 Looks like argon's not the only one with an attitude problem. 143 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:21,585 In general, would you say that you smell better, worse, or the same 144 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,253 as you do right now? 145 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,592 I was going to ask you what is the best fruit, 146 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,886 but then I realized what I wanna ask you is 147 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:32,763 why is there a band-aid on your forearm, 148 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,932 but then I realized what I really wanna ask you is, 149 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,934 can you just go? 150 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,314 You're healthy, you have a job in the sciences. 151 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,692 I've got to say, if this credit report comes back good, 152 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,110 you're the front-runner. 153 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,965 I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon. 154 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,954 But I met with 11 people and they all walked out. 155 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,374 And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt never tweeted me back. 156 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,460 I'm sure you'll find somebody else. 157 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:04,837 Isuppose. 158 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,630 What happened to me, Amy? 159 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,300 Years ago, I was completely disengaged from my feelings. 160 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,554 I'd say it was a happier time, but I was disengaged from my feelings, 161 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,139 so who can tell? 162 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:20,102 I don't know how to help you. You know, feelings are a part of life. 163 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,812 Well, they didn't used to be. 164 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,774 You and Leonard and penny, you all poisoned me with emotions. 165 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:30,571 I was like the tin man, perfectly content, until that evil wizard gave him a heart. 166 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,867 I don't think that was the point of the movie. 167 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,618 Fine, then I was like Pinocchio 168 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,830 before that jerk geppetto went and made him a real boy. 169 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,000 There you go. 170 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,097 - So, what are you thinking for dinner? - Well, it's Thai food night. 171 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,150 Oh, honey, you don't live with Sheldon anymore. 172 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,675 You can have anything you want. 173 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,844 You're right. 174 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,345 But what? 175 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,473 Mexican? 176 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,016 Italian? German? 177 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,392 Indian? Greek? 178 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:04,438 Cuban? Chinese? Pizza? Barbecue? Korean? Korean barbecue? 179 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,252 - How about Thai food? - Oh, thank god. 180 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,543 Hey, we're going to dinner. You wanna come? 181 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,283 Oh, I wish I could. 182 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,369 But I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable. 183 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,371 So like an operating system, 184 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,416 I'm restoring my life to the last stable version, 185 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,336 which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard. 186 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,882 - You heard him, no. - Hang on. 187 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,635 Wait, you actually think it's 2003? 188 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,596 No, just because I'm living my life like it was 12 years ago, 189 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,097 doesn't mean I'm delusional. 190 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,476 And, since it is 2003, I don't know who you are, 191 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,561 so please exit the premises 192 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,930 before I call the police on my stylish, new flip phone. 193 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,577 Are you doing okay? 194 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,206 I guess. Just, you know, worried about Sheldon. 195 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,678 Well, come on. He's a grown man in his 30s 196 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,877 pretending to be a grown man in his 20s. He's fine. 197 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,089 I hope so. 198 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,174 What else can you do? Move back in with him? 199 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,093 No, of course not, I just feel bad. 200 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,678 Well, so do I. 201 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,526 But don't you want to live with your wife 202 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,266 and set the thermostat to whatever you want? 203 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,034 And have your body tell you when it's time to go to the bathroom? 204 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,689 You know, not a schedule slipped underneath your door every morning. 205 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,650 I did like that he had the weather on it. 206 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,320 Trust me, this is the right thing. 207 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,323 No, I know. And it's not like we're abandoning him. 208 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,910 Plus, we can facetime him whenever we want. 209 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:46,164 You know, once iPhones are invented in his universe. 210 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,005 I can't believe Sheldon asked you to be his roommate. 211 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,632 I can't believe he ran my credit. 212 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,721 Hey, if you're open to living with someone great, 213 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,930 I'll give you $1,000 to take Stuart. 214 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,077 You really should've gone on the Internet and checked how long 215 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,103 that kind of thing lives before you got one. 216 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:13,901 I'm sorry, I just thought you might have a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole in your life. 217 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:19,031 Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky, but he's also brilliant and insightful. 218 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075 I think calling him a weirdo is a little unfair. 219 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,578 Heho, 2003! 220 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,416 Hey, we brought you Thai... 221 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,961 Where is everything? 222 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,047 In my present, it's in the future. 223 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674 In your present, it's been crammed in the bedroom 224 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,844 by an enterprising, young man I met in the home depot parking lot. 225 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,348 I know what you're doing. 226 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,409 You're trying to get attention so we'll feel bad for you, 227 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,517 but it's not happening. 228 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,771 No, what I'm doing is trying to figure out how to live my life, 229 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,314 now that everyone is leaving me. 230 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,775 Knock it off! We're across the hall. 231 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,694 As the kids are saying today, "talk to the hand." 232 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031 They're not saying that. 233 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,909 They are in 2003. 234 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,203 No, no, they're really not. 235 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,209 Thor and doctor Jones 236 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,878 Thor and doctor Jones 237 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,505 one runs from loki 238 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,675 the other runs from stones 239 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,719 so, what do you think? 240 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,846 - Wow! - Yeah. 241 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,225 "Runs from stones" means that big Boulder, 242 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,435 but I just couldn't rhyme anything with "Boulder." 243 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:34,189 Colder, shoulder, soldier, folder... 244 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,732 Right. Yeah, right. 245 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,986 But what do you think? 246 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,029 I think it's very cute. 247 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,240 Cute? It's not cute. 248 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,326 Cute is children dressed as vegetables. 249 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,038 Okay, fine, it's not cute. 250 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,058 Just be honest, you don't like it. 251 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,585 I didn't say that. I just like music you can dance to. 252 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,462 You can dance to this! 253 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,381 Uh... uh... 254 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,259 Thor and doctor Jones 255 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511 Thor and doctor Jones 256 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:09,266 one plays with lightning the other plays with bones 257 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,894 I'm telling you, dude, the song has no groove. 258 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,730 You can't dance to it. 259 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,607 Who cares? I thought the whole point 260 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,111 of footprints on the moon was to write songs that make people think. 261 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,948 You can do both. Like Michael Jackson's Billie Jean? 262 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,952 While you're dancing you're thinking, like, "darn it, whose baby is it?" 263 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,292 Where's this coming from? A few hours ago, we both loved this song. 264 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,503 I still love it. I just think there's room for improvement. 265 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,506 You played it for Emily, didn't you? 266 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,800 - Yeah, so what? - You are such a wimp! 267 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,862 I mean, she didn't like it, now you don't like it. 268 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:50,515 No, no. I'm just evolving as a musician. You're the one who's stuck in the past. 269 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,352 "The past" was lunch! 270 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,833 You know what's really happening here? 271 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,984 Your girlfriend is breaking up our band. 272 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,488 Wait, she has nothing to do with this. I am my own man. 273 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,158 Oh, please! Your brain belongs to whoever's willing to sleep with you. 274 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,618 That is so not true! 275 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,330 Really? Remember when you were gonna get circumcised for Rachel Bernstein? 276 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,208 That had nothing to do with Rachel. 277 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,169 It was an overreaction to a bad zipper injury. 278 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,632 I don't need this. 279 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,426 - I'm quitting the band! - Fine, I quit, too! 280 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,679 - Then get out of my house! - With pleasure! 281 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,189 Raj, wait! 282 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,191 What took you so long? 283 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,697 Buddy, I know me moving in with penny feels like a big change, but it's not. 284 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:52,202 How can you say that? Amy's gone, and you two are married now, 285 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,621 so it's only a matter of time before you're gone, too. 286 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,474 Okay, you don't know what's gonna happen. 287 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,084 No, I do. Eventually, you'll want more space, 288 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,627 and you'll move into a house. 289 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,855 And then instead of dinner a couple of times a week, 290 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,479 it'll only be a couple of times a month. 291 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,800 And then it'll only be on special occasions, 292 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,761 like when Bernadette divorces Wolowitz, you know? 293 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,558 Or like when Koothrappali's weird girlfriend admits 294 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,560 where she buried his body, you know? 295 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,023 Or Amy's wedding, where she's marrying someone better than me. 296 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,903 Okay, look, we don't need to rush into anything. 297 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,280 All right? 298 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,658 Maybe instead of Leonard moving in with me, we just 299 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,743 leave things the way they are. 300 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:38,915 And sometimes we'll sleep over there, and sometimes we'll sleep over here. 301 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,209 But mostly here. 302 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,045 Sure. 303 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,089 What about what you said in the restaurant? 304 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,359 Well, it's not forever. It's just for a little while. 305 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,136 If you want, we could think of him like he's our dog. 306 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,181 You can, you know. 307 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,725 I'm happy when you come home, 308 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,020 and I'm scared of fireworks. 309 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,440 By the way, on July fourth, we're all sleeping here. 310 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,985 - Fine. - All right, great! 311 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,236 Just give me one minute, 312 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,488 and I'll get started on a new roommate agreement. 313 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,616 Yeah, nothing from Pratt, we're good. 314 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,584 Indy's whip snapped 315 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,961 Thor's hammer missed 316 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:30,800 it was avenger versus archeologist 317 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:37,098 indy held his ground and straightened his fedora 318 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:42,604 Thor said, "that's a nice look in 1944" 319 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,818 both: Thor and doctor Jones 320 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,571 Thor and doctor Jones 321 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:56,326 one plays with lightning the other plays with bones 322 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,329 Thor and doctor Jones 323 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,041 - Thor and doctor Jones! - Thor and doctor Jones 324 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:09,130 one plays with lightning the other plays with bones 325 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,217 play something we can dance to! 326 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,540 English - sdh