1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,890 Howard: Previously on the big bang theory... 2 00:00:04,589 --> 00:00:06,132 Well, there was this girl. 3 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:09,677 - What did you do? - Nothing! 4 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,138 Really, it was just kissing. 5 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:19,478 - All right. - So we're still getting married? 6 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:22,607 Yes. 7 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,943 Because we love each other. 8 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:27,862 Yes. 9 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:30,698 And it's the happiest day of our lives. 10 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:32,325 Don't push it. 11 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,204 I need some time 12 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:39,624 to take a step back and re-evaluate our situation. 13 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,754 Bye, Sheldon. 14 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,342 Well, gollum... 15 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,888 You're an expert on rings. 16 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,308 What do I do with this one? 17 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,980 So what package are you thinking? 18 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,066 Mmm, this one comes with music and flowers. 19 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:08,069 Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet. 20 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:09,820 Why would we want that? 21 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,406 'Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there 22 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:15,095 who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist. 23 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:16,452 Let's give them hope. 24 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,330 Whatever, put us on the Internet. 25 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,624 I always wanted a wedding with a comments section. 26 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:26,003 Hey, if you're not into this, we can do it another time. 27 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:30,549 No, I want to. Look, we've put this off long enough. Let's do it. 28 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,512 Aw! It's exactly what you said the first time we slept together. 29 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,765 Oh, excuse me. 30 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:40,226 It's Sheldon. Hey. 31 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:43,354 - Leonard, have you gotten married yet? - No, why? 32 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,273 - Good, don't do it! - Why not? 33 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,608 Some important new information has come to light. 34 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,151 Women are the worst. 35 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,371 I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. 36 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,115 No piece of paper ever cut me this deep. 37 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:56,867 What happened now? 38 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,204 Amy has ended our relationship. 39 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,790 - Oh, no. Seriously? - What's going on? 40 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,208 Amy broke up with Sheldon. 41 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,376 She did? 42 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,669 Is penny crying? 43 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,880 - No. - No, of course not. 44 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,507 They thrive on our suffering. 45 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:16,095 Buddy, I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do? 46 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:18,681 Yes. If I ever talk about going out with a girl again, 47 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,851 roll your eyes at me like I do to you when you say dumb things. 48 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:26,188 Sheldon, okay. Just because you're going through this with Amy 49 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,898 doesn't mean all women are bad. 50 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,233 Whatever. 51 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,522 Hey, I just heard about you and Sheldon, are you okay? 52 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,781 Not really, can you come over? 53 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:39,660 Uh, actually, I'm in Vegas. Leonard and I are about to get married. 54 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:43,581 Hold on. You're getting married and you didn't invite me? 55 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,250 Well, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing. 56 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,668 Wow. 57 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,795 Hope I can catch the bouquet from here. 58 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,257 Amy, don't be like that. 59 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,176 Why did I just hear Amy's name? 60 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,543 Penny's on the phone with her. 61 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:59,180 Did she say anything about me? Never mind, I don't care. 62 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,390 Well, if you care, you can find out and tell me. 63 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,637 Just don't be shocked when you find out I don't care. 64 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,355 Okay, will you relax? You're not missing anything special. 65 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:09,774 Hey. 66 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,777 She's upset. Look, it's gonna be a great wedding. 67 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,320 Look at you in your little suit. 68 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,406 Amy's upset? Is it about me? 69 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,133 No, I think it's because we're eloping. 70 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,620 Your marriage is causing her pain? Yeah, great, I take it back. 71 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:24,455 Go ahead and do it. Yay for love. 72 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:53,901 - Hello. - Ohl 73 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:56,821 what are you doing here? 74 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,657 When last we spoke, you said you needed time. 75 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,576 Well, it's only been 11 hours. 76 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,830 The lord of the rings trilogy was nearly 11 hours. 77 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,996 I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity. 78 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,378 Sheldon, when I'm ready to talk, I'll let you know. 79 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:13,754 Very well. 80 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,006 You seem to be headed somewhere. 81 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,591 May I walk with you? 82 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,511 Sure. 83 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,973 Boy am I glad we're going out again. 84 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,351 We're not back together. 85 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,603 Why? Well, is there someone else? 86 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,606 Just couldn't wait to put that first notch on your bedpost, could you? 87 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,570 If you must know, I'm going to Howard and Bernadette's to watch the wedding. 88 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,056 And who's this guy you're taking? 89 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,114 There's no guy! 90 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,199 Oh, you're going to a wedding alone? That's sad. 91 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,786 I'm not gonna be alone, I'll be with my friends. 92 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,622 Your friends. Well, I think you mean my friends. 93 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,499 And why wasn't I invited to this? 94 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:54,378 Maybe because the two of us being there would make them feel awkward. 95 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,882 We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing! 96 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,279 They're running a little behind. Should be pretty soon. 97 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,387 Okay. 98 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,141 Hey, if you're hungry there's a breakfast buffet at the strip club next door. 99 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,395 Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs. 100 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,608 I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay. 101 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:22,573 Look, it's not how I pictured it, either, but I'm still glad we're doing it. 102 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,325 - Me, too. - You sure? 103 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,744 - Yes. - And you promise you're okay 104 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:28,071 with everything from the car? 105 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,723 Oh, my god, would you stop bringing it up? 106 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:30,915 You're right. I'm sorry. 107 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:35,336 We have the rest of our lives to dredge up stuff from the past and fight about it. 108 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,862 So what do you think? Should we run next door and grab a bite? 109 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,493 Well, what if they call our names? 110 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,845 Don't worry, they gave me this vibrating coaster. 111 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,557 Oh, and the fairytale continues. 112 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,772 - Thank you for doing this. - Our pleasure. 113 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,273 You feeling okay? 114 00:05:56,774 --> 00:06:00,569 We were together for so long, I honestly don't know what I'm feeling. 115 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,532 Well, that's understandable. You forgot. It's called "happy". 116 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,619 - Howard. - I'm not saying anything bad. 117 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:11,515 Just that she was in love with her captor and somehow managed to escape 118 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,040 from his dark and crazy dungeon. 119 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:18,712 I know what you're going through, my last breakup was pretty tough. 120 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,215 Oh. What was her name? 121 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,759 Hey, it's a true story. I don't need the third degree! 122 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,142 For god's sake. Sheldon, what are you doing? 123 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:36,522 I didn't want to come in. I was told it would make everyone feel uncomfortable. 124 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,651 So I'll just stay out here and pretend that I don't have to go to the bathroom. 125 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,408 - Howard, do something. - I'm on it. 126 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,836 Sheldon, you being here might not be making things better. 127 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:03,215 I see. And is that why everybody was invited but me? 128 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,384 They didn't invite everybody but you. 129 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:08,429 Bernadette invited me and Stuart lives here. 130 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,848 Who wants hot cinnamon rolls? 131 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,188 So, when you hear the music, that's your cue. Any questions? 132 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:22,860 The package we paid for said the aisle was supposed to be strewn with Rose petals? 133 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,279 - Where are the Rose petals? - Woman: We're out. 134 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,947 You know what, it's fine. 135 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,825 Woman: We can use the potpourri from the bathroom. 136 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:30,993 Okay. 137 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,787 - Really, we're good. - Yep, just wanna get married. 138 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,706 - Yeah. - Great, I'll see you two up there. 139 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,669 - This is it. - I know. 140 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:44,340 I love you. 141 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,758 I love you, too. 142 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:48,737 Woman: Was that a yes or no on the potpourri? 143 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,346 - No thank you. - We're good. 144 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,060 Raj, you're probably wondering why 145 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,646 Amy and I aren't showing any affection to one another. 146 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,398 Didn't even crack the top ten. 147 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,236 Well, you should know she recently broke up with me. 148 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,614 I said I needed time to think. 149 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,293 I'm sure you guys will figure something out. 150 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,952 You hear that? Raj is devastated. 151 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,081 Sheldon, shh, the wedding's starting. 152 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,875 I see what's happening. Sides are forming. 153 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,252 Well, if Bernadette's on Amy's team, I pick Howard. 154 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,823 - I'm not taking sides. - Fine, I guess I'm stuck with raj. 155 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,341 - Really? - At least you got picked. 156 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,806 Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows? 157 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,099 Leonard: Yes. Penny: No. 158 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,602 - You wrote vows? - Yeah. 159 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,272 I don't have any, you're kind of making me look bad. 160 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,110 It's okay, I don't have to say them. 161 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,405 No, go ahead. I'll come up with something mushy, you'll cry. We got this. 162 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,616 Penny. 163 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,755 "We are made of particles that have existed 164 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,578 "since the moment the universe began. 165 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,289 "I like to think those atoms traveled 166 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,543 "14 billion years through time and space to create us 167 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:06,296 "so that we could be together and make each other whole." 168 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,632 Wow. 169 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:11,468 Penny? 170 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,930 Right, um, okay. 171 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,768 Leonard. Um... 172 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,039 You're not only the love of my life, I mean, you're my best friend. 173 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,064 And... 174 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,133 Is that the song from toy story? 175 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,140 - He loves that movie. - I do. 176 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:58,599 - Aw, that was beautiful. - Yeah. 177 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,852 - I mean, not like our wedding beautiful. - No, we totally won. 178 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,331 You know what, Amy? I don't understand. 179 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,983 Are we broken up or not? It's like you can't make up your mind. 180 00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:10,652 It's because you're not giving me any space to think. 181 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:14,948 Well, you should think fast because men can sire offspring their entire lives, 182 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,315 but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date. 183 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,333 You know what, Sheldon. You've made this really easy. 184 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,878 You're immature, you're selfish. You just insulted me to my face. 185 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,250 I don't need any more time to think. We're broken up. 186 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,693 Minister: Take this man to be your husband? 187 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,720 - Will someone take me home? - Yeah. Come on, I'll give you a ride. 188 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,181 Minister: Symbolizes your eternal love. 189 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:42,392 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 190 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:48,232 - We did it! - I'm so glad you guys could watch. 191 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,694 We'll say it was beautiful in the comments section. 192 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,454 Hang on. 193 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,040 I believe I'm supposed to carry you across the threshold. 194 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,583 Can you? 195 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,630 Who do you think carries Sheldon to bed when he falls asleep in front of the TV? 196 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,757 Okay, let's do it. 197 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,394 - You gonna make it? - I'm okay. 198 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,273 Nicely done. 199 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,774 Thank you. 200 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,777 Finally there's a Mrs. Hofstadter who isn't disappointed in me. 201 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,739 Oh, the night is still young. 202 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,961 Everything all right? 203 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,673 Yeah, I guess. 204 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,800 Just tell me. 205 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,595 It's just, when we were kissing, 206 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,847 I couldn't help but picture you with that other girl. 207 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,891 Oh, no, no. Come on. 208 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,976 I have a friend in you, you said so. 209 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,147 You're right. Just forget it. 210 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,486 Okay, listen. 211 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,741 If you're imagining that it was sexy, it wasn't. 212 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,785 We were both drunk, and she smelled like an ashtray. 213 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,121 The boat was moving a lot so I chipped her tooth. 214 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,124 Did you feel guilty? 215 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,209 No, she had dental insurance. 216 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,214 Did you feel guilty after kissing her? 217 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:41,094 Yes, I felt guilty as soon as it happened. I feel guilty every time I see her. 218 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,765 What do you mean every time you see her? 219 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,558 What 220 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,477 do I mean? Boy, that's a toughy. 221 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,356 - You still see her? - Well... 222 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,692 No, not socially. But you know, just at work. 223 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,736 You work with her? 224 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,715 - How could you not tell me that? - I wanted to tell you in the car, 225 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:04,201 - but you told me to stop talking! - Okay, so you're saying this is my fault? 226 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,870 No, of course not. Okay, look. 227 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:13,585 Instead of fighting, why don't we dim the lights, get naked and make a baby? 228 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,720 I was trying to lighten the mood. 229 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,223 It's not easy, you try it. 230 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:32,020 - Hello, mother. - Shelly, how's my baby doing? 231 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,733 I just wanted to let you know you can remove Amy from your nightly prayers. 232 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,903 Unless you're open to praying for a beehive to fall on her head. 233 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,864 Oh, what's going on? 234 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,909 - She broke up with me. - Oh, Shelly. 235 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:50,539 I'll be okay, but I think that I'd like to send the ring back to you. 236 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,959 Well, let's not be hasty. Are you sure it's over for good? 237 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,586 It's over for me. I'm done with women. 238 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,048 Like when I swore off pop rocks. They both hurt you on purpose. 239 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,885 You wanna tell me what happened? 240 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,181 Are you going to say it's all part of god's plan? 241 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,931 - Good chance. - Then no thank you. 242 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,309 Well, honey, don't send it back yet. 243 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,664 Your sister's married, and I'm not letting your brother give my grandmother's ring 244 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,106 to that whore he's dating. 245 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,736 Wasn't Mary magdalene a woman of ill repute? 246 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,280 When your idiot brother redeems mankind 247 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,574 he can date whoever he wants. 248 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,293 I know it hurts now, but it's gonna get better. 249 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,498 Yeah, everything's gonna be okay. 250 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,043 You've got so much to offer. 251 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,669 Thank you. 252 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,838 Any man would be lucky to have you. 253 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,548 That's true. 254 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,800 I just hope I did the right thing. 255 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,343 I'm sure you did. 256 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,221 Maybe that's the problem. You always do the right thing. 257 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,141 Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing? 258 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,942 Like you're doing right now? 259 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,863 Exactly. 260 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,329 I asked you over and over if you were okay. 261 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,682 Why would you go through with the wedding if you weren't? 262 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,167 I thought I was okay, but it turns out I'm not! 263 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,378 Okay, listen. I may not have been entirely faithful, 264 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,422 but you, you are not easy to lift. 265 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,345 Wow! 266 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,808 Well, marriage must agree with you. You are just glowing. 267 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,940 I'm not glowing, I'm upset. 268 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,401 Well, whatever it is, it agrees with you. 269 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,081 Sheldon: Knock, knock, knock, penny. 270 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,750 Knock, knock, knock, penny. Knock, knock, knock, penny. 271 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,420 What's this? 272 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,922 Leonard told me what happened. 273 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,591 So I took it upon myself to make you a hot beverage. 274 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,136 - Oh, that's so sweet of you. - Yeah, I know. 275 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,933 But turns out being sweet isn't enough to keep a girl these days. 276 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,351 I blame Madonna. 277 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,688 I'm sorry to hear about you and Amy. 278 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,690 I'm sorry about Leonard. 279 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,457 I thought I raised him better than that. 280 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,611 You know, it's bad enough what happened, 281 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,338 but then he tried to hide the fact that 282 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,740 he sees her all the time at the university. 283 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,826 He does? Who is it? 284 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,120 Ugh. Some girl named Mandy. 285 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,248 - Mandy chow? - Yeah. 286 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,268 Oh, you don't need to worry about her. 287 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,128 She's brilliant and attractive. She can do way better than Leonard. 288 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,719 That's great. 289 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,639 Wait a minute, I know this may sound far-fetched, 290 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,600 but I'm on the market now. 291 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,979 You know, if I dated Mandy, that would teach both Leonard and Amy a lesson. 292 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,023 That's ridiculous. 293 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,192 Oh, you're right. I could never be with a woman 294 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,611 whose self-esteem was so low she'd be with Leonard. 295 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,697 I'm with Leonard. 296 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,407 Yeah, I know. Forever. 297 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,079 Who would have believed these things would happen to us? 298 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,456 Right? 299 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,775 You know, I can't believe Amy actually went through with it. 300 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,295 Hang on. 301 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,672 You knew that she was going to end it with me? 302 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,466 Did you try and stop her? 303 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,470 Well, I told her to be true to herself and do what makes her happy. 304 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,055 Do what makes her happy? 305 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,808 She plays the harp and her car is paid for. How much happier can she be? 306 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,564 Okay. Look, it's not my fault that she thought you were a bad boyfriend. 307 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,109 I see. 308 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,277 Well... 309 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,201 I think I'll be going. 310 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,162 - Sheldon. - No, no, no. We are done here. 311 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,588 Would you mind opening the door and then angrily slamming it behind me? 312 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,634 - Sure. - Thank you. 313 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,388 And slam it hard because I am pretty steamed. 314 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,769 All right, Leonard, hang in there. Talk to you tomorrow. 315 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,524 What happened? They just got married. 316 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,736 I don't know, it's a mess. They had a huge fight in Vegas. 317 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,530 Think they'll break up? 318 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,865 I don't know, sounds pretty bad. 319 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,493 Penny's back in her apartment all by herself. 320 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,996 Really? 321 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,601 Would you like to hear another reason why men are better than women? 322 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,052 Sure, let's make it an even hundred. 323 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,349 You would never kiss me and make me say I love you and then break up with me. 324 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,059 I wouldn't. 325 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,023 Yeah, and you know why? Because you're a man. 326 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,191 The champagne of genders. 327 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,906 Well, I may be a man, but I think I'm the one that screwed up on this one. 328 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,326 Yeah, well, and you admit it, like a man. 329 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,039 All you hear women say is, "I'll just have a salad," you know. 330 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,416 "Where's my lip gloss?" 331 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,257 "I think this element should be called radium." 332 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,922 That last one was madame curie. 333 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:35,800 I figured that out. 334 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,595 You know what? She was kind of an honorary man. 335 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,348 She had a penis made of science. 336 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,688 I can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you. 337 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,690 Really? 338 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,650 I never imagined it any other way. 339 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,057 English - sdh