1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,671 - You're wrong. - No, I'm not. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,090 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:11,720 Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet. Are they called gifs or "jifs"? 4 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:15,224 Well, the g stands for "graphic," so that's a hard g, so I'd say gif. 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:21,647 - The guy who invented it says it's "jif." - I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the "juy"? 6 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:26,985 Well, I'll give you three guesses why I'm so irritated. 7 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,489 Something happened different from the way you wanted it. 8 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,450 I guess news travels fast. 9 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,413 It's true. A select group of scientists was invited to a weekend symposium... 10 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,542 At a former home of Richard feynman, and I wasn't included. 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:46,171 Oh. Sheldon, I'm sure it's not because they don't think you're an elite scientist. 12 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,675 Yeah, I bet you anything it's just because you're a pain in the ass. 13 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,844 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 14 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,431 You can spend the rest of the day being bitter... 15 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,225 Agreed. 16 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,853 I was gonna say "or," but why bother? 17 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,092 - Hey, raj. - Hey. I got you a little gift. 18 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,511 Wow, that's a lot of girl scout cookies. 19 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:38,390 You know me. I'm from India. I can't resist children begging. 20 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,769 - How's it going with the title to the house? - Great. It's done. 21 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,606 The lawyer tracked down my father, got him to sign it over. 22 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,401 I didn't have to meet him, didn't have to talk to him. I don't even know where he is. 23 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,988 - Wow. So you're not curious at all? - Nope. 24 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:54,615 Huh. What if he's in prison? 25 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,077 What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? 26 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,873 I'm just saying, if he's got your nose and haircut... 27 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,583 He'd make a killer Ringo. 28 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,256 - Thanks for agreeing to do this. - It's cool. I've never been on a podcast before. 29 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,551 Well, you picked a good one to start. Wil's had lots of great guests. 30 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:18,680 Jonathan frakes, Brent spiner, Michael dorn, gates McFadden. 31 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,767 - Those are Star Trek people. - Yes. 32 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,270 I only figured that out because I'd never heard of any of them. Heh. 33 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:30,025 I deserved that. I invited you on my show and I drove here. 34 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,276 Sorry. 35 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,029 Okay, so this is basically just like a little talk show. 36 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:38,408 We're gonna take some calls, talk about what it was like on the set of serial ape-ist 2. 37 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,577 - It should be really fun. - This is exciting. 38 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,329 Yeah. So how many people listen? 39 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,666 Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand listen live. 40 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:50,045 What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff? 41 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:55,509 Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings. 42 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,014 Can you please pass the salt? 43 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,893 Sure. Not like I was invited to Richard feynman's house... 44 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,396 And have anything better to do. 45 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:12,442 - Is this how the rest of the night's gonna be? - I don't know the future. 46 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,739 Do you think there's a chance that an asteroid could hit the earth... 47 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:21,326 Destroying feynman's house and everyone in it? 48 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,495 No, Sheldon. 49 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,873 Well, then, buckle up. You're in for a cranky night. 50 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,918 According to the codicil of the relationship agreement... 51 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:33,839 Which you insisted upon, we're not allowed to pout or be moody on date night. 52 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:38,593 You know I just put that in because of uterus stuff. 53 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,471 Well, it applies to you too. 54 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,517 I was afraid you might bring this up... 55 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,562 So I have a work-around. 56 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,276 There you go. 57 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,367 As far as you're concerned, I'm smiling. 58 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,954 Though I admit I'm smiling a little at the moment... 59 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,290 Because this loophole is so brilliant. 60 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:14,755 So, Bernadette, have you thought about how you're going to redecorate this place? 61 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,758 You know, I'm thinking, ripping up the carpets... 62 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,510 Maybe lose the wallpaper, all new light fixtures. 63 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:24,222 You know, if you knocked out this wall, it would give you an open floor plan. 64 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:28,351 And then... It's a little scary but could be fun. 65 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,104 Indoor fire pit. 66 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:32,939 [Doorbell rings] 67 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,903 Hey, I grew up in this house, okay? No one's knocking anything down. 68 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,488 Okay, okay. 69 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:43,116 When he's at comic-con, I'm bringing in a wrecking ball. 70 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,456 - Can I help you? - Hi, are you Howard Wolowitz? 71 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,628 Um, this is a little weird. A lawyer was trying to contact my father... 72 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,422 Because his name was still on the title for this house. 73 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,883 Well... who's your father? 74 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,760 Sam Wolowitz. 75 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,681 - Sam Wolowitz is my father. - I know. 76 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,603 Well, wait. So if we have the same father... 77 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,898 I mean, are you saying you're my half-brother? 78 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,862 Bernadette, weird things are happening out here. 79 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,160 I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie... 80 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,997 When I looked at the script and saw the title... 81 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:35,877 Serial ape-ist 2: Monkey see, monkey kill. 82 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,923 Spoiler alert: After the monkey sees, it kills. 83 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,179 I've just been handed a note. I'm going to read it. 84 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,307 "Wil, do you want more diet coke? 85 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,353 Also, we have juice." 86 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,357 I didn't wanna interrupt. 87 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,279 That voice you just heard belongs to Leonard, penny's fiancé. 88 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,906 - Why don't you grab headphones and join us? - Really? 89 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,491 - Wil: Yeah. - That'd be great. 90 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:10,245 All right, so while Leonard gets set up, let's take a call. 91 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:14,249 Hello, caller. You are on with penny and wil from serial ape-ist 2. 92 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,044 Woman [over phone]: I don't have a question. I just wanna say I'm a big fan of the movie. 93 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,291 I've seen it like 10 times. 94 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:23,925 Okay, well, I'll apologize for the first time, but the other nine are on you. 95 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,431 Thanks, caller. You know the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following? 96 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,225 - Really? - Yeah. I was at a science-fiction convention... 97 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,228 And I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character. 98 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,565 Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana... 99 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,401 That was just my friends Howard and raj. 100 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,196 It's time for a very special guest caller. 101 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:49,117 A friend of mine you probably know as the director of such movies as clerks... 102 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:53,747 Or from podcasts and books where he often reminds you he's the guy who directed clerks. 103 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,123 Hello, Kevin Smith. 104 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,834 Kevin Smith [over phone]: Hey, man, yo. Is everything okay, wil? 105 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:02,923 Because it's been like two minutes and you haven't even brought up stand by me. 106 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:07,761 - Hey, Kevin, it's really exciting to talk to you. - Yeah, it really is. 107 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,972 Oh, you guys are very sweet. So, penny, listen. I saw your movie. 108 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,141 Oh, wow, I wish it was better. 109 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:16,186 Oh, don't worry about it. Have you seen some of Kevin's films? 110 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,814 You're cruising for a beating, wheaton. 111 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,445 Anyway, man, I dug the ape movie, penny. And I thought you were, like, really great in it. 112 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,405 - —Aw. - You know, I'm in the movie too. 113 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,199 Yeah, whatever. Penny... 114 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,954 Penny, how come you're not in more stuff? I'd cast you in a minute. 115 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,622 - Seriously? - Oh, yeah, man. 116 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,249 I'm actually in preproduction on a movie right now... 117 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:42,462 Way different than anything I've ever done before. It's called clerks 3. 118 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,968 - You should come over and read for a part. - Oh, my... I would love that. 119 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,971 - You have a new job. - Well, maybe I could do both. 120 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,431 I don't think you can do both. 121 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,809 I don't think I asked you. 122 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,477 Yeah, you tell him, penny. 123 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,856 Stay out of it, Kevin Smith. 124 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:08,697 Do you think there comes a point in life when it stops feeling bad to be left out of things? 125 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,615 Probably not. 126 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:14,369 It's an evolutionary advantage to be included in group activities. 127 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,872 You know what? I used to be a fan of evolution... 128 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:22,085 But I've since evolved, and now I think it's dumb. 129 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,173 Being left out is a terrible feeling. No one understands that better than I do. 130 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,426 Hey, look at that. 131 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,928 Even in your example, you're all by yourself. 132 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:38,018 When there was a lice epidemic at my school, everybody got it except me. 133 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:43,189 I tried to fool everyone by sprinkling sugar in my hair, but I just got attacked by bees. 134 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:48,445 I can just picture them all right now at feynman's house. 135 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,864 Probably discussing schrodinger... 136 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,992 And at the same time, not discussing schrodinger. 137 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:59,539 See? They're missing out on hilarious jokes like that. 138 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,250 And at the same time, not. 139 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,589 Reminds me of when my stupid brother and sister would build forts in the living room... 140 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,384 And wouldn't let me in. I hated that so much. 141 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:16,806 You know, there's nothing I can do about getting you invited to the symposium. 142 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,100 But if you wanted... 143 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,560 We could build a fort. 144 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,605 Isn't that a little juvenile? 145 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,608 More juvenile than this? 146 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:33,364 I'll get the blankets, you Google how to have childlike fun. 147 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,703 You know, I'm being a bad host. Let me get some more coffee. 148 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,872 - Oh, let me do it, Howard. - No, I got it. 149 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,001 So, Josh, what do you do? 150 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,295 I'm studying oceanography down in San Diego. 151 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,547 Oh, how nice. 152 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,762 I love finding Nemo. 153 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,600 Enough chitchat. How do we know you are who you say you are? 154 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,104 - —Why would I lie? - Okay, you got me there. 155 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,982 - You here looking for money? - No. 156 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,401 Kidney? Cornea? Piece of his liver? 157 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,988 You're in a Beatles cover band... 158 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,741 And you need Howard to replace your dad as Ringo. 159 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,456 - Why don't you help with the coffee? - Okay, but something smells fishy. 160 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,709 And not just because you work around sea animals. 161 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,130 That actually sounds interesting, and I'd like to learn more about it. 162 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,301 - Hey, you okay? - Not really. 163 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,472 This guy shows up out of the blue, and now I have a brother? 164 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,684 My father has another family? 165 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,312 I get it. What do you wanna do? 166 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,983 I don't know, I... I'd just like him to go away. 167 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,776 I can't deal with this. 168 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,820 All right, I got your back. 169 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,948 Thank you. Come on. 170 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,703 I'd like to point out, this wall just provided a lot of privacy. 171 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,333 I can't believe my brother's an astronaut. That's amazing. What was it like? 172 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,713 - Listen, dude, it's time for you to hit the... - Hey. The young man asked a good question. 173 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,304 So for those of you just tuning in... 174 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,515 We are listening to a really fun fight between my co-star... 175 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,268 We're not fighting. We're just having a conversation. 176 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,939 All right. We're listening to a really fun conversation... 177 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,943 Between my co-star from serial ape-ist 2 and her fiancé... 178 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,988 Who doesn't believe women should have dreams. 179 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,868 Give me back thatjuice. 180 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,456 - What is the harm if I audition? - Well, what if you get it? 181 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:50,168 I don't know, I make a movie, we could become rich and famous... 182 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,421 Win an Oscar, golden globe, and live an incredibly wonderful life. 183 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,965 From a Kevin Smith movie? 184 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,302 Kevin Smith [over phone]: Oh, I'm hanging up now. 185 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,848 Don't listen to him. You're awesome. You're one of the greatest directors of our time. 186 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,059 I don't have a part for you, wheaton. 187 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,604 And that was Kevin Smith. 188 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,608 - Thanks a lot. - I'm just trying to protect you. 189 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,695 How many times did I see you get your heart broken trying to make it as an actress? 190 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,074 Instead of protecting me, try being excited when something good happens. 191 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,076 I'm always excited for you. 192 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,621 I'm excited that you found this new job where you're making decent money. 193 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,500 - Decent? I make twice what you make. - Wait, twice? 194 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,672 Like, times two? Twice? 195 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:42,220 For those at home, Leonard just found out his fiancee makes way more money than he does. 196 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,639 Let's listen. 197 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,433 I went to school for half my life. I have a doctorate. 198 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,311 I'm still paying off college loans. 199 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,356 Well, how much do you owe? Maybe I can help you out. 200 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,528 Wil, I'm... can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit? 201 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,115 For those of you at home, I am shaking my head no. 202 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,082 How's it going, Sheldon? 203 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,293 Wonderful. 204 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,796 I just finished hanging the lights. 205 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,882 - Can I come in? - Yes. Oh, but enter through the side. 206 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,760 Batman is a load-bearing blanket. 207 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,643 - Amazing. - I know. 208 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,855 This isn't the printout. This is my real face. 209 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,361 What are we doing? This is a fort. Let's sit on the floor. 210 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,989 Roughing it? Okay. 211 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,246 Everything looks so big from down here. 212 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,833 This must be how Leonard feels. 213 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:02,550 I'm surprised you could hear me with this thin mint in your ear! Ha, ha! 214 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,094 - Yeah, pretty cool, huh? - Yeah. 215 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,890 Anyway, I should probably get going. 216 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,935 Howie, have you noticed how often people say that when you start to do magic? 217 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,356 Sorry. I have a long drive. 218 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,192 Well, I hope I get to see you again. 219 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:24,405 I hope so too. I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with. 220 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,075 Aw. Keep dreaming. 221 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,328 Hey, I threw the first pitch at an angels game. 222 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,706 - Wow. - He did it with a robot. 223 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,502 You had sex with a robot? 224 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,214 - That's not what she meant. - But technically, yes. 225 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,178 Hang on. If you're making all this money, where is it? 226 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,889 - In a safe place. - What does that mean? Under your bed? 227 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,559 No. It means a diversified portfolio of stocks and bonds. 228 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:58,648 I'm not overly conservative. I'm young. So my guy said I can afford to take some risks. 229 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,527 - Wait a minute. You have a guy? - Don't you have a guy? 230 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,655 Why would I have a guy? I don't have any money. 231 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,243 Oh, sweetie, you should really get some money. 232 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:15,498 For those of you listening at home, how great is this? 233 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,251 Wil, I'm begging you, just please turn that off. 234 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,086 Sure. 235 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,005 And we're back. 236 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,300 Why are you making such a big deal out of this? 237 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,970 So our roles changed a bit over the last couple years. 238 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,598 This is the way life is. And I'm sure in time they'll change again. 239 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,935 Great. You're not only more successful than me... 240 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,979 Now you're more mature. 241 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,108 Okay, look. Would it make you feel better if I did something dumb... 242 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,070 Like sneak out of work one day to go audition for a Kevin Smith movie? 243 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,281 That would be great. Thank you. 244 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,703 I'm just gonna jump in here real quick. Leonard, a moment ago you were dead set... 245 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,165 Against penny resuming her acting career, but now you're all for it. 246 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,418 Is it fair to say that she played you like a violin? 247 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,921 Yes, it is, wil. 248 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,302 So I have to ask. 249 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,220 Was the robot sexy? 250 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,975 It was actuallyjust a mechanical hand. 251 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,145 Because that's all you need, right? 252 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,565 You are my brother. 253 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:30,948 Okay, so the final four forts in the first annual best fort ever contest or fort-off... 254 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:37,538 Are fort Knox, fort ticonderoga, fort sumter... 255 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,624 And fort cozy mcblanket. 256 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,546 I'd say Knox over ticonderoga, because it's got the gold... 257 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,715 - Mm-hm. - And mcblanket over sumter... 258 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,051 Because it has a higher thread count. 259 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,386 [Cell phone ringing] 260 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,681 Ten o'clock. 261 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,560 - Date night's over. - No. We haven't picked a winner. 262 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,979 We both know this one's gonna win. 263 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,689 Well, of course we do. 264 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,527 Fort Knox doesn't have a secret physics lending library. 265 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:14,075 - Come on. I'll help you take this down. - Wait. What if, just this once... 266 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:18,913 We suspend the date-night parameters and you stay later? 267 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,210 Well, as long as we're suspending the parameters... 268 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:29,340 I could stay really late, and we could have our first sleepover. 269 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:35,221 - That's a big step. - It's a big fort. 270 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,891 Very well. 271 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:45,273 I will agree to a family-friendly, g-rated boy-girl sleepover. 272 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,987 Pg. Some scenes may be too intense for younger viewers. 273 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:57,285 G-rated with a warning for families with babies and toddlers. 274 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,329 You got yourself a sleepover. 275 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,375 Do you need to borrow a toothbrush or pajamas? 276 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,963 Would it alarm you to know that I hid those things here two years ago... 277 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,591 Just in case this ever came up? 278 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,555 It would, but you know how much I admire preparedness. 279 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,183 How did you know we'd be in the living room? 280 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,811 Who says this is the only one I hid? 281 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,490 Hello? What is this? 282 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,868 We built a fort. 283 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,370 Are those my sheets? 284 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,664 Yes, they are. 285 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:48,169 Okay, well, you kids have fun. I'm gonna go to sleep. 286 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,713 Leonard, don't you wanna see the inside of the fort? 287 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,840 - No, I'm good. - Oh, come on. 288 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,593 I really wanna tell someone they can't come in. 289 00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,431 Okay, fine. Sheldon, may I please visit yourfort? 290 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,601 I wanna say no, but it's too glorious. Get in here. 291 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,607 Leonard: Thank you. Amy: Have a seat on the floor. 292 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,234 Sheldon: Not there. That's my spot. 293 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,014 [English - us - sdh]