1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:07,341 Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley. 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:10,636 Ooh, I like to laugh, but say it anyway. 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,639 Okay. Uh... 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:17,976 "What do you say to a graduate of the uc Berkeley physics department?" 5 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,354 "I'll have fries with that." Heh. 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:26,151 Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences. 7 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,781 When they chase you out of there, you have to run faster than Sheldon. 8 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,159 - Are you all set for your trip? - Yeah, I think so. 9 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,538 Yeah, I just restocked the old prk. 10 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,832 - Prk? - Public restroom kit. 11 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:46,004 Everything a boy needs for making pee-pee in new and strange places. 12 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:50,842 I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and purell. 13 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,678 Keep going. 14 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,806 And rubber gloves, air freshener... 15 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,350 Uh, noise-canceling headphones. 16 00:00:58,517 --> 00:00:59,893 Oh, danger whistle. 17 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,688 Um... pepper spray. 18 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,399 Ooh, a multi-language "occupied" sign. 19 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:10,237 Let's see. We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes... 20 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,322 A clothespin for my nose. 21 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,367 Oh, and a mirror on a stick... 22 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:20,330 So I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn't some kind of weirdo. 23 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,211 You're still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away? 24 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,964 Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle? 25 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:02,414 Would you like to play a physics car game I invented called I can't spy? 26 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,834 It's all the nail-biting tension of I spy... 27 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:10,964 But the added fun of subatomic particles and waves outside the visible spectrum. 28 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:16,303 If it's half as much fun as one times ten to the fourth bottles of beer on the wall, I'm in. 29 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,388 I'll begin. Uh... 30 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:23,644 I can't spy with my little eye... 31 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,396 Something passing right through us. 32 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,940 That soy frappuccino I had. Heh. 33 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,026 Will you please play the game? 34 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:35,447 I can't spy with my little eye something passing right through us. 35 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,824 I don't know. Um... 36 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,537 If 65 billion solar neutrinos pass through a square centimeter every second... 37 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,458 Given the surface area of this car is about 60,000 square centimeters... 38 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:50,962 That means 3.9 times 10 to the 15th solar neutrinos? 39 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,217 I don't want to play anymore. 40 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,513 Haven't been on a road trip in a while, this is fun. 41 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,474 We get it, you won the game, stop bragging. 42 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,645 We wrote a paper together. Now we get to go to a university and talk about it. 43 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,979 That's pretty cool. 44 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,816 I suppose it is. 45 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:15,153 In fact, if you'd like to celebrate with a little music... 46 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,988 I'd be okay with that. 47 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,700 What? 48 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,745 This road tripjust got crazy. Ha, ha. 49 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,332 Play that funky music, white boy. 50 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,502 I'm surprised you know that reference. 51 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,255 What reference? 52 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:41,346 I put stickers on everything we're gonna sell. We need help taking it all out to the driveway. 53 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:45,225 Can I be in charge of pricing? I've been going to garage sales my whole life. 54 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,395 Can you believe I got these panty hose for a nickel? 55 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:53,358 All right, Amy's in charge of pricing and being 75. 56 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,903 - Hey, penny, can you give me a hand with this? - Sure. 57 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,906 We had one of these growing up. I used to play all the time. 58 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,700 Oh, yeah? I love ping-pong. 59 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,744 Oh, I meant beer pong. 60 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:10,208 I had a table too, but I didn't have any friends, so all I did was serve. 61 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,003 You can leave one side up and play against it. 62 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,714 And if I had a friend, they might have told me that. 63 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,262 Excuse me, why is there a sticker on this? 64 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:26,224 It's my tardis from doctor who. I was planning on moving it in the house. 65 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,394 I think you just answered your own question. 66 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:35,066 Come on, one day this may double in value and be worth half what I paid for it. 67 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,445 We have a lot to do. We don't need to decide this right now. 68 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,573 Well, I guess as long as you're keeping an open mind. 69 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,950 Of course. 70 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,629 Play that funky music right 71 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,424 play that funky music, white boy 72 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:04,596 so they're requesting that the white boy play the funky music, yes? 73 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:11,561 And this music we're listening to right now is funky as well? 74 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,606 Sure. 75 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,608 Let me ask you this. 76 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:22,447 Do you think this song is the music the white boy ultimately plays? 77 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,326 It could be. 78 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,955 So it's like the musical equivalent of Russell's paradox. 79 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,582 The question of whether the set of all sets... 80 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,877 That don't contain themselves as members contains itself. 81 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,880 - Exactly. - Well, then I hate it. 82 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,465 Music should just be fun. 83 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,888 We're making great time. We're gonna be there pretty early. 84 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,640 Will our hotel room be ready? 85 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:54,229 Aren't you worried that sitting in the lobby for a long period of time... 86 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,899 Might attract the attention of the hotel detective? 87 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,487 If we do, we'll just tell him to "hit the bricks, see." 88 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,409 Seems a little confrontational, but all right. 89 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,747 You know, we won't be very far from Skywalker ranch. 90 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,626 Ah. That's true. But it's not like we can get in there. 91 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,754 - Why not? - I don't think George Lucas... 92 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:24,509 Put his headquarters in the middle of nowhere because he wanted people dropping in. 93 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,888 Yoda's swamp was in the middle of nowhere. 94 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,181 Tatooine was in the middle of nowhere. 95 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,685 Hoth was in the middle of nowhere. 96 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,145 That's code, Leonard. 97 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,647 He wants us to drop in. 98 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:44,195 We do have time. I mean, we could drive by and just look at it. 99 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,281 Yes. Oh. 100 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:50,368 I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. 101 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:55,206 Ooh. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. 102 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,043 What are you talking about? 103 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,593 So when do you guys think you're gonna move in? 104 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,220 We're still figuring how much remodeling we wanna do. 105 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,764 Tricky finding the balance... 106 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:14,893 Between tasteful modern and Jewish mother tchotchke crapfest. 107 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,438 Have you made a decision about the tardis? 108 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,692 I think I can sell it if we call it "big British porta-potty." 109 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,696 We're not selling it. It's mine. 110 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,239 You can't just decide. 111 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,075 How about I arm-wrestle you? 112 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,493 That's not fair. 113 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:35,246 It's like me challenging you to a sexy pants contest. 114 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,751 - You could play ping-pong for it. - I would do that. 115 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,920 How is that fair? You grew up with a table. 116 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:46,257 Yes, but I mostly used it as a battlefield in an ongoing war between the transformers... 117 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,719 And the thundercats for control of a bra I had found in the woods. 118 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,557 For every episode of doctor who Leonard has made me sit through... 119 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:58,269 I will play on your behalf and send that tardis back to gallifrey... 120 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,647 Where I hate that I know it belongs. 121 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,149 Yes, penny plays for me. 122 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,027 That's not fair. She has upper body muscles. 123 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:13,118 Dude, three-time sanskriti school for well-born boys badminton champion. 124 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,121 That's right. Raj can play for me. 125 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,789 Oh, you just chose champions. 126 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,917 Like reenacting the ancient German practice of trial by combat. 127 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,129 Like when the mountain fought the red viper in game of thrones. 128 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,756 - Leonard makes you watch that? - No, I like that show. 129 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,050 It's got dragons and people doing it. 130 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:35,140 It's settled. Fate of doctor who's tardis will be decided by a game of thrones-inspired... 131 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,852 Death match on the battlefield of thundercats versus transformers. 132 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,856 If you still have that bra, I'll give you a nickel for it. 133 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,656 There it is. 134 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,659 It's just a gate. 135 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,370 On a road. 136 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,874 It wasn't even that hard to find. 137 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,379 - This is so amazing! - I know! 138 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,341 - You wanna get a picture? - I want more than a picture. 139 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,344 - I wanna go in. - Well, so do I, but they'll never let us. 140 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,806 Is that the attitude that helped you get penny? 141 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,852 No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me. 142 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,856 Ye... there's a speaker box. 143 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:28,234 Drive up, push the button and let's see what happens. 144 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,364 Okay, yeah. What do we have to lose? Heh. 145 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,874 I'm a little nervous. 146 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,376 Well, get over it. 147 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,046 Confidence is key in these situations. 148 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,714 Right. 149 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,593 You pushed it. Are you out of your mind? 150 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,014 Man: Can [help you? —uh, uh, uh "" 151 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:03,228 we don't have an appointment and we don't belong here, but we're, like, crazy big fans. 152 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:09,901 I mean, "crazy" for star wars crazy, not crazy like we have a backpack full of duct tape. 153 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:14,114 Although we do have a backpack that you really don't wanna look in. 154 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,367 You're blowing it. 155 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:22,580 We wanna meet George Lucas and become his friends and play with him. 156 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,127 Man: Hello? This speaker's not working. Just pull up. 157 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,758 And that's how it's done. 158 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,688 All right, we've defeated the first challenge. 159 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:53,153 Now we must steel ourselves to face the monster who defends the gate. 160 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:58,449 We're trying to get past a security guard, not rescue Zelda. 161 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,663 I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy, but one quest at a time. 162 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,542 So, what's the plan? 163 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,794 I'm just gonna be honest with the guy. 164 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005 Honesty will never get us in. 165 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,756 Well, what's your plan? 166 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,051 All right, my plan is predicated on the assumption... 167 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,970 That they have a nurse's office... 168 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:23,099 And your willingness to be lightly stabbed. 169 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,984 - Who are you here to see? - I'm gonna tell you the truth. 170 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,361 Oh, you are killing me. 171 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:39,532 We don't have an appointment. We're just fans of Mr. Lucas' work. 172 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,869 We thought we'd take a shot, see if we could get in and look around. 173 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,455 Sorry, guys, we get this a lot. I can't let you in. 174 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:49,167 What if I told you that I was the voice of Yoda? 175 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,380 A recording session, I must attend. 176 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,801 I'm sorry. Don't listen to him. We're actually physicists. 177 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,972 We're giving a lecture at Berkeley later today. We just... we had some time to kill. 178 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,099 Hey, listen, you seem like decent guys. 179 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,394 I can't let you in, but I've got hats and t-shirts I can give you. 180 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,812 Thank you so much. 181 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,692 Maybe honesty is the... What are you doing? 182 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,072 Shedding the yoke of my oppressors, you blind, sad little man. 183 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,323 Don't move. 184 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,825 Code a-a 23. A-A 23. 185 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,202 Man: Copy. 186 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,162 Sheldon: I can see the ranch, Leonard. 187 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,706 Oh, it's rustic, it's lovely. 188 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,460 I'd take a picture, but people are chasing me. 189 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,713 I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. 190 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,759 They have tasers, but they wouldn't dare use... aah! 191 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,764 Come on, raj. 192 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,393 You are the king Kong of ping-pong. 193 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,063 You are the menace of table tennis. 194 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,275 Put her away because I don't have a third one. 195 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,488 Rajesh: 8, penny: 4. 196 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,699 Sorry, he's really good. 197 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:07,495 Hey, raj, if Howard can't keep the tardis, how great would it look at your place? 198 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,914 - What? - Yeah, what? 199 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,251 I don't know much about doctor who but if, um... 200 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,004 You were to put this right outside your front door... 201 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,589 And open up the back... 202 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,094 It would be like your entire apartment was the inside of the tardis. 203 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,763 Which is pretty cool, because on the show... 204 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,851 The inside of the tardis is bigger than the outside. 205 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,480 But then again, I don't know much about doctor who. 206 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:40,320 Don't listen to her. You and I go way back. We're like brothers. 207 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,448 We are. We are. Ahem. 208 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,617 Oh, no, what a terrible serve. 209 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,371 Sorry, brother. 210 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,166 - Eight-five. - This is ridiculous. I want a new champion. 211 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,585 Amy, were you serious about being able to serve? 212 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,463 Oh, it's been a long time. 213 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,799 I don't know. I'm probably pretty rusty. 214 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,058 - She's my champion. - Well, if you can switch champions, so can I. 215 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,309 - I want raj. - Hey. 216 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,102 Oh, come on, like you even care. 217 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,437 Well, I care. 218 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,814 Oh, wait, no, I don't. Good luck, raj. 219 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:23,112 - I thought our friendship meant more to you. - So did I. 220 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,957 - Do you think they're gonna call the police? - I don't know. 221 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,671 Maybe they'll call imperial officers to take us to a holding cell on the death star. 222 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,094 Oh, I think that's below the pay grade of an imperial officer. 223 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,721 - Stormtroopers are really the ones... - Oh, shut up. 224 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,766 He's right. 225 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:56,896 Stormtroopers actually combine both the function of infantry and military police. Heh. 226 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,734 Uh-huh. I'm normally very nice, but you shut up too. 227 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,995 So, what are you in for? 228 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,166 Honestly, I just wanted to meet Mr. Lucas and say thank you. 229 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,086 Growing up, the movies had such an impact on my life. 230 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,799 I never really fit in anywhere till I discovered the worlds he created... 231 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,093 And finally found a place where I belong. 232 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,555 But why are you here? 233 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,140 Oh, I hopped a fence... 234 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,185 And they caught me in the sculpture gallery making out with a Chewbacca statue. 235 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,068 Excuse me. 236 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,203 Leonard. 237 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,539 They have a sculpture gallery. 238 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,380 I talked to my supervisor and we're gonna let you go with a warning. 239 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,717 But if you come back, we'll call the police and press charges. 240 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,719 We understand. Thank you so much. 241 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,639 - Uh, what about me? - You're not going anywhere, kissy face. 242 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,560 Let's go. I have to take your picture, post it at the guard gate. 243 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,522 Uh, one question about that picture: Can it be with George Lucas? 244 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,318 Ooh. Grumpy, you are. 245 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,409 Okay, this is the match that decides it all. 246 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,785 First to 11 wins. 247 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:39,290 Serve switches every five points. And just so you know, when this started... 248 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,043 I was going to put the tardis in a discreet corner... 249 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,129 But now it's going right in the middle of the living room... 250 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,674 On a rotating platform with a sign that says "suck it." Game on. 251 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,846 Except raj is gonna win. 252 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,389 Isn't that right, raj? 253 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,683 Yeah, I mean, her serve was pretty good. 254 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,394 Come on, get in her head. Be intimidating. 255 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,188 Okay. 256 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,648 I'm gonna own you, bitch. 257 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,609 That's not nice. 258 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,487 Let's just play. 259 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,035 One-zero. Two. 260 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,372 Three. Four. 261 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,958 Five-nothing. 262 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,170 Ha, ha. Wait, did you play badminton or sadminton? 263 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:32,677 Don't listen to him. All she's got is a serve. Now, grab a fresh tampon and put her away. 264 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,222 Wha...? And that's not offensive? Where's the line? 265 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,224 It's in your purse. Play. 266 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,603 Bernadette: One-five. 267 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,940 Two-five. Three-five. 268 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,900 Four-five. 269 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,736 Five-five. 270 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,323 Six. Seven. 271 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,285 Eight. Nine. 272 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,620 Ten-five. 273 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,708 Six. 274 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,002 Seven. 275 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,505 Eight. Nine. 276 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,550 Ten-ten. 277 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,598 That was an exciting 40 seconds. 278 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,769 It was, and now the serve is back to you and the game is over. 279 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,025 You know, Amy, I can't help but wonder... 280 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,194 How Sheldon would react if the tardis was at your place. 281 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:37,783 - Don't listen to her, just hit the ball. - Keep talking. 282 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,791 If this doesn't get him into your bedroom, nothing will. 283 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,759 - Are you still mad at me? - Yes. 284 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,218 We missed our lecture... 285 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,305 We were almost arrested, and you got me locked in a room... 286 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:03,476 With a man who forced his tongue down the throat of a stuffed wookiee. 287 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,189 Boy, some people are just glass half-empty. 288 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,858 The glass is empty, Sheldon. It's completely empty. 289 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:15,196 If you gave that glass to a man who was dying of thirst, he would be dead. You know why? 290 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,115 Before I answer, was he a smoker? 291 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,081 I think you're looking at this all wrong. 292 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,625 Fine, then tell me how I should be looking at it. 293 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:32,046 Well, not only did we go to Skywalker ranch, we got in. 294 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,340 And no one we know can say that. 295 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,551 And for all the times you find me irritating... 296 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,847 Today you got to watch someone shoot me with a taser. 297 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,852 That part was pretty good. 298 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,482 You did flop around a lot. 299 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,737 I'll take your word for it, I was too busy trying not to defecate. 300 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:02,827 You know, when they were escorting us to the detaining room... 301 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,288 I looked through a door and I'm pretty sure I saw a display case... 302 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,249 With the ark of the covenant. Ha, ha. 303 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,209 That's amazing. 304 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,879 And I saw jabba the hutt riding on a motorcycle. 305 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,134 Although that was right after the tasing, so who can say for sure. 306 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,513 I guess this could count as an adventure. 307 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,764 It was. 308 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:28,602 And even though we're not allowed back there, they can never take today away from us. 309 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,899 Unlike my sense of smell, which hasn't returned since the tasing. 310 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,070 No, I got nothing. 311 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,955 Amy, the daleks are right on my tail. 312 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,124 Quick, we need to reset the time circuits. 313 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,253 Oh, no, I left my Sonic screwdriver behind. 314 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,384 I really should have thought this through.