1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:07,382 Two, one, six, four, two, zero, one, nine, eight, nine. 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:11,011 And that, little lady, is pi to a thousand places. 3 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:15,432 I'd say I'm sorry I asked, except I didn't. 4 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:20,687 Oh, look, it's the scientific American that covered the paper Leonard and I wrote. 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,523 Oh, let me see. 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,359 Sheldon: I have mixed feelings about doing interviews. 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,236 I like the part where I talk. 8 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,447 I do not like the part where the other man talks. 9 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,744 Sheldon, this article doesn't mention Leonard at all. 10 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,412 Oh, that can't be right. 11 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:41,750 It only refers to "Dr. Cooper and his team." Did you even talk about him? 12 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,419 Sheldon: All I did was answer a few questions about the theory. 13 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,089 Then expressed my gratitude that scientific American... 14 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,217 Doesn't include any of those smelly perfume cards. 15 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,761 Poor Leonard. 16 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:57,266 Why? The theory he came up with just got mentioned in scientific American. 17 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,768 - He ought to be thrilled. - He might not be. 18 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,770 Oh, maybe you're right. 19 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,981 He is kind of a lump. 20 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:08,902 Think about it. How would you feel if you were referred to as part of Leonard's team? 21 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,071 Oh, I'd be incensed. 22 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,448 So you see what I'm getting at? 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,326 Squeaky wheel gets the grease? 24 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,911 Amy: 25 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,122 Grass is always greener? 26 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,082 Amy: Try again. Sheldon: Well, I don't know. 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,751 We're all groot? Just tell me. 28 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:29,464 Leonard is as much a part of this paper as you are, and he was overlooked. 29 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,508 He's going to feel bad. 30 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,427 But it wasn't my fault. 31 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,513 I didn't exclude him, and I didn't write the article. 32 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,601 Remember when you didn't get picked to pull the sword out of the stone... 33 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,811 At Disneyland and they let that kid do it? 34 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,272 Oh, that kid. 35 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,777 Poor Leonard. 36 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,113 Exactly. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,490 For the record, that kid was a terrible choice. 38 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:59,661 If you cry when you drop your churro, you do not have what it takes to rule england. 39 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,484 Thanks for helping us sort through all my mom's stuff. 40 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,943 Of course. 41 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:35,781 I know what it's like having to go through a loved one's possessions. 42 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,325 My uncle was a worshipper of krishna. 43 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,744 But after he died, you know what we found? 44 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,747 A statue of Shiva. 45 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,253 It may not be crips and bloods, okay, but in India, it's a thing. 46 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,799 It'll be good that you're there. 47 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,968 Howard's been having trouble deciding what to keep or let go. 48 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,345 Well, it's hard. 49 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,682 A lot of ma's stuff brings back fond memories. 50 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,644 Is that why you couldn't get rid of her drawer full of ketchup packets? 51 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,814 Yes. It reminds me of us eating out... 52 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,983 And her saying, "nobody's looking. Fill your pockets with ketchup." 53 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,493 Leonard... 54 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,495 Have you ever noticed... 55 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:27,708 That only my name is on the cable bill? 56 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,050 And your name is on the electric bill and mine isn't. 57 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,677 And I'm okay with that. 58 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,012 Actually, your name is on the electric bill. 59 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,181 Oh, right. 60 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,227 This is a disaster. 61 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,231 I don't even know what you're talking about and I agree. 62 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,233 Okay... 63 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,028 I have to tell you something, but you're not going to like it. 64 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,447 What's going on? 65 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:03,869 An article was just published in scientific American about our theory. 66 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:07,748 - Did they hate it? - No. No, they loved it. 67 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,167 They couldn't say enough nice things about it. 68 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,544 So, what's the problem? 69 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,215 You know how the pennysaver only has my name on...? 70 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,508 Sheldon. 71 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,512 They didn't mention you in the article, only me. 72 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,474 - Really? - I know. 73 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,601 It's not fair. 74 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,564 Let the anger go, buddy. 75 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,777 You just... you relax all your muscles. 76 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,446 Except for your pubococcygeus and anal sphincter. 77 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,448 Let's keep those tight. 78 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,368 Uh, that's not necessary. 79 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,996 It is. They're what hold back the urine and feces. 80 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,793 Look, maybe you shouldn't read it. It'll only make you feel worse. 81 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,378 "Cooper and his team"? 82 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,756 You should know, I had nothing to do with that. 83 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,721 At least they're talking about the theory. I mean, that's what's important. 84 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,432 You know, you're right. 85 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:12,062 Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee and Steve ditko created spider-man. 86 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,105 Stan Lee may get all the credit... 87 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,900 But Steve ditko knows he was just as important. 88 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,736 Even though Stan Lee gets to be in all the marvel movies. 89 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,446 And he's far richer. 90 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,990 And he's a household name, you know... 91 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,411 Whereas, you know, you say "ditko," that sounds like a company that makes dits. 92 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,666 That's not helping. 93 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,753 Why, I'd give more examples... 94 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,548 But, well, everyone in your position's so forgettable. 95 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,511 Stuart, we're here. 96 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,347 Nice of you to let him keep staying at your mom's house. 97 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:51,643 Yeah, well, I tried putting him out on the curb, but nobody took him. 98 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,688 Hey. 99 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,691 - Just so you know, the power's out. - What happened? 100 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:02,195 I called, they said a transformer blew, it's the whole block. To be fixed by tomorrow. 101 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,490 - Wait, when did it go out? - In the middle of the night. 102 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,159 Oh, my god. 103 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,453 Howie, what's wrong? 104 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,166 It's all defrosting. 105 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,835 It's okay, it's just food. 106 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,629 It's not just food. 107 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,465 This is the last food my mother ever made. 108 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,218 This is her last brisket. 109 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,304 This is her last meat loaf. 110 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,306 This is her last... 111 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:35,520 I have no idea what this is, but it's the last one. 112 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,356 - Everything okay? - No. 113 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,401 All ma's food is gonna be ruined. 114 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,029 Why don't we take it home and put it in our freezer? 115 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,530 You don't want to do that. 116 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,408 Refreezing not only removes moisture, but it creates ice crystals... 117 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:52,412 In the fibers of the meat that can compromise its taste and texture. 118 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,626 What? I saw a teachable moment, I dropped some culinary science. 119 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,838 What should we do? 120 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,842 I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna eat it. 121 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,263 - There's like 20 pounds of food in there. - All you said was I had to get rid of things. 122 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,350 You didn't say they couldn't pass through my colon first. 123 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,269 Howie. 124 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:21,024 Okay, then how about this? 125 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,276 Let's invite everyone over to dinner. 126 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,905 It'll be like ma's feeding us one last time. 127 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,658 I love that. 128 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,661 Me too. 129 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:37,666 Oh, look, we've got enough ketchup to cover every ounce of it. 130 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,755 I mean, who even reads scientific American? 131 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,885 It's kind of a big deal. 132 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,765 Then how come the biggest celebrity they could get for the cover is a molecule? 133 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,061 Can we please just stop talking about it? 134 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,189 - I'm sorry. What can I do? - Nothing. I'm fine. 135 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,985 No, no, I'm gonna cheer you up. Ahem. 136 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,989 - Here we go. - What are we doing? 137 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,824 I am taking you shopping. 138 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,494 My baby is sad, and I'm gonna make him happy again. 139 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,164 Look, I know shopping cheers you up, but it's just not really my thing. 140 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,626 Well, what about this helicopter you control with an iPad? 141 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,504 Does it have a camera in it? 142 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,008 It does have a camera in it. 143 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,010 Baby's listening. 144 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,097 Sheldon: Leonard. Leonard. 145 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,515 - Leonard. - What? 146 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,602 Sheldon: I spoke to the reporter at the magazine. 147 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,188 Did you tell him it was my idea? 148 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,024 - I did. - Thank you. 149 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,902 - What did he say? - He said they made the editorial decision... 150 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,946 To only cite the lead scientist. 151 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,323 Why did he think you're the lead scientist? 152 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,367 It was my idea. 153 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,537 For an extra 4 bucks, I can have this thing here tomorrow. 154 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,876 Well, I know it was your idea, but the reporter said he's been following my work for a while. 155 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,171 The only reason they even mentioned it is because my name is on it. 156 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,965 You know what? I did it. What's 4 bucks? 157 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,343 If you're trying to make me feel better, it's not working. 158 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:17,724 Well, what if I told you that I added your name to the cable bill? 159 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,687 No. Sheldon: Oh. 160 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,982 Just as well, they had me on hold for 20 minutes. I hung up. I... 161 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,320 Leonard. Leonard. 162 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,905 Leonard. 163 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,659 Also, Wolowitz invited us all to dinner. 164 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,081 I'm ready whenever you are. 165 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,341 - All he had was an idea. - Well, that is an important part. 166 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,928 Oh, please. I have ideas all daylong. 167 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,223 Reverse seaworld, where dolphins are allowed to pet people. 168 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:04,020 A new clothing size between medium and large, called "Marge." 169 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,024 Snow white retold from the point of view of sneezy. 170 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,694 Why won't doc prescribe him something? We finally find out. 171 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,322 But Leonard's idea was good. 172 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,661 Fine, then grumpy, what's he so grumpy about? 173 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,163 Maybe his girlfriend won't take his side. 174 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,292 I'm the one who thought of it. 175 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,545 Well, didn't he do a lot of the work? 176 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:33,466 But now he's happy to let people think he's responsible for everything. 177 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,427 And that's why you get an iPad helicopter. 178 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:41,641 Is it my fault I have a much bigger reputation than he does? 179 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,892 It's not your fault. 180 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,396 Is it my fault that my name came first on the paper alphabetically? 181 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,647 Not your fault. 182 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:52,527 Is it my fault that when the reporter cited me as the lead scientist, I didn't correct him? 183 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,112 Hey, look at that pretty bird. 184 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,741 He always needs all the attention. He's such a baby. 185 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,410 I know, I know. 186 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,745 He is never, ever playing with my helicopter. 187 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,794 Okay, I'll start heating some of this stuff up. 188 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,255 - Thanks. - Oh, man. 189 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:17,343 This is the boutonniere from my high school prom. Heh-heh. 190 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,680 A piece of cake from my bar mitzvah. 191 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,933 - Did she throw anything away? - No. 192 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,061 If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself. 193 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:33,359 Okay, so we've got, um, three briskets... 194 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,236 Four meat loafs, one lasagne... 195 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,071 No, that's noodle kugel. 196 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,990 One Jewish lasagne... 197 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,411 Two pound cakes that are about 8 pounds each... 198 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:47,165 And one giant container of matzo ball soup. 199 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:52,629 Ma always kept it on hand in case I got sick. 200 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:58,468 She thought she could cure anything with her cooking. 201 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,055 Even the time I got food poisoning. 202 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,141 From her cooking. 203 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,896 You okay? 204 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,940 Yeah, I'm okay. 205 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,109 - Let's get started. - You got it. 206 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,992 I'm never gonna talk to her again. 207 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,253 Should we tell everyone not to come? 208 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,339 No, I wanna do this. 209 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,300 Okay. Well, I'll keep it together if you can. 210 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,511 Okay. Heh. 211 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,847 I'm not making any promises. 212 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,770 - Glad you guys could make it. - Of course. 213 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,355 Looks really pretty in here. 214 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,650 Yeah. Turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood. 215 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,989 Have you thought about what you'd do if Howard sells the house? 216 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,157 And there goes the mood. 217 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,956 Oh, and a special hello to Leonard, who needs to be mentioned by name. 218 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,835 - Subtle. - Yeah, but you got it, right? 219 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,339 Hey, guys. Amy: Hi. 220 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,677 I just want everyone to know, uh, tonight's not a sad occasion. 221 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:26,055 We just wanna have the kind of dinner we've all had here so many times before. 222 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,058 Good food, good friends, and sometime around midnight... 223 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,561 Heartburn that makes you pray for death. 224 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,481 - Need any help in the kitchen? - No, we got it. 225 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,191 Make yourselves comfortable. 226 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,946 All right, hey, you two, we're here for Howard right now, okay? 227 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,240 - Yes, so please behave yourselves. - Fine. 228 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,700 Of course. 229 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,623 So I heard you two wrote a paper together. How's that going? 230 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,755 This food is amazing. 231 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,257 And not a vegetable in sight. 232 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,926 That's not true. We've got tomatoes right here. 233 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,974 All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight... 234 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,186 Feels like we could be in an 18th-century French salon. 235 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,604 Indeed. 236 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:19,734 Penny, a salon is a gathering where intellectuals entertained each other... 237 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,527 With sparkling conversations... 238 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,405 - About issues of the day. - Oh, so it's like the view. 239 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:31,245 Sheldon, the view is a daytime talk show hosted by women. 240 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,957 Oh, I'm aware. It features whoopi goldberg. 241 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,418 She played guinan on Star Trek: Next gen. 242 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,506 - Penny, next gen refers to Star Trek... - Shut up. 243 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,677 I would like to propose a salon topic. 244 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304 Ooh, please do, rajesh. 245 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390 The lead in the hunger games is a woman. 246 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,475 Marvel has made Thor a female. 247 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,519 Wait, who's "Tor"? 248 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,439 You know, Thor, the god of thunder. 249 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,319 As I was saying, is this a sign that our society... 250 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,613 Is approaching gender equality? 251 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,033 Certainly a lot more women are reading comic books now. 252 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,204 It's true. At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet. 253 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,500 We won't know if there's equality until female Thor has a baby... 254 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,753 And the avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work. 255 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,800 I wonder if only a baby who is worthy can suckle at the bosom of Thor. Heh. 256 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,261 Okay, new salon topic. 257 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,596 Salons: Dumb thing from a long time ago... 258 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,851 Or interesting thing made dumb by talking about superheroes? Discuss. 259 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,021 I don't believe it matters what the topic is. 260 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,400 What's crucial for a salon is that we conduct the discussion... 261 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,902 In an elevated and insightful way. 262 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,863 It's all about the execution. 263 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,491 Of course you'd focus on that, rather than the inspiration. 264 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:55,079 Uh, new salon topic: What's more important, an idea or its execution? 265 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,664 Oh, that's fun. 266 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,834 Yeah, good for you, Leonard. That's a lovely little notion. 267 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,671 Kind of like, "I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago." 268 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,799 Yeah, now stand back while I invent the telephone. 269 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,634 Hello? Oh, hold on. 270 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,138 Leonard, it's your uncle. He says you just got burned. 271 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,600 - Sheldon. - No, it's okay. 272 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,644 We're all adults trying to have an intelligent discussion. 273 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,897 At least I am. Howard, what do you think? 274 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:25,526 Well, I guess, as an engineer, I lean towards execution. 275 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,572 I spend my days trying to take ideas and make them real. 276 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,741 Well said, old chap. 277 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,619 I thought eloquence had died, here it stands before us. 278 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:39,332 Starting today, it will go: Gettysburg address, "I have a dream," and what you just said. 279 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,211 Oh, now he's a genius? All you ever do is make fun of him and engineering. 280 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,214 Leonard, please. His motherjust died. 281 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,342 - You're being ridiculous. - Yeah, so are you. 282 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,845 Guys, if I wanted to hear people be bitchy, I'd go to my real salon. 283 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,889 Lots of people could've had that idea. 284 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:58,142 But very few people could've worked out the math the way I did. 285 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,436 Lots of people also didn't have that idea. 286 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,481 -Like everyone in the entire world except for me. Sheldon: Oh. 287 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,235 Well, apparently Leonard thinks he's better than everyone in the whole world. 288 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,612 Including those fighting for our freedom. 289 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,740 Well, I don't know about you, but I support our boys overseas. 290 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,578 - And girls. - You already ruined Thor. Give it a rest. 291 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:23,376 So I'm just supposed to be okay with you hogging all the credit? 292 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,169 I didn't hog anything... 293 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,589 Unlike you and that weird lasagne with raisins in it. 294 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:33,010 - You want some of this? I'll give you some. - Sheldon, Leonard, living room right now! 295 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,144 She said my name first. That must kill you. 296 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,525 Bernadette: I don't know what you're doing, but this is a very difficult time for my husband! 297 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,986 We're eating the last food his mother ever made... 298 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,863 And you were gonna throw it at each other like children? 299 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,283 Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside... 300 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,829 Go back in there, be a good friend to Howard or there's no dessert for either of you! 301 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,918 Look at me when I'm talking to you, and don't think... 302 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,298 You guys ever notice sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom? 303 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,843 - I don't hear it. - No, not at all. 304 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,899 I don't think I've eaten that much in my entire life. 305 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,153 It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years. 306 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,697 It took that long to walk it off. 307 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,701 You see, penny, the israelites were in the desert... 308 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,411 Shut up. 309 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,040 I'm so glad you two are done fighting. 310 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:48,210 Right now, I'm just trying to burp without throwing up. 311 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,632 Hang on. Physics today mentioned the paper. 312 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,592 - What'd they say? - Who cares? 313 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,345 - Did they mention Leonard? - They did. 314 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,763 All: Yay. 315 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,516 Good news, I found more tums. 316 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,477 All: Yay!