1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:07,007 So tell me about your day. How's it going with the particle detector? 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,675 Wow, you remember that? 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,302 Yeah, I listen to what you say. 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:14,014 You're building a particle detector using superfluid helium. 5 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:17,893 You know, when you talk like that I want to take you right here on this table. 6 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,980 You know from experience this table cannot support both our weight. 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,651 So how's the detector going? 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,778 It's tricky working with superfluids. 9 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:32,074 Whatever container you put them in, they creep up the sides and crawl out on their own. 10 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,576 Kind of like Sheldon's ant farm. 11 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,704 Exactly. Except you don't have a lunatic running around yelling: 12 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,415 "I fed you sugar water. Why are you biting me?" 13 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,211 You really want to talk about this? 14 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:48,215 I do. I didn't write "superfluid helium" on this napkin for nothing. 15 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:54,012 Okay, well, this is cool. There's a thing called superfluid vacuum theory... 16 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,849 Where empty space is imagined as a superfluid with all of its qualities: 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,852 Viscosity, density, surface tension... 18 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:06,817 If you're pausing for dramatic effect, I'd keep it moving. 19 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,278 No, no. 20 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:10,862 [Sighs] 21 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,864 People don't talk about surface tension. 22 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,410 If you imagine our three-space... 23 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,788 As the surface of an n-dimensional superfluid bubble... 24 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:23,000 This is exciting. 25 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,086 This is really exciting. I have to go find Sheldon. 26 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,339 Okay, well, if you find him, use the kitchen island. 27 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,175 That coffee table will not support both of you. 28 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,472 Which means a spherical multidimensional superfluid... 29 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,881 Shows the same negative energy density as space-time. 30 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,394 What do you think? 80, what do you think? 31 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,482 Hmmm. 32 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,694 What? Is it wrong? Have you seen it somewhere else? 33 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,240 Hmmm. 34 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,369 I know this isn't my area, and I could never do math like you can... 35 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,330 But could this be something? 36 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,333 [Sheldon sighs] 37 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:08,295 Well, you could've set Newton's gravitational constant to one. 38 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:13,383 And the whole thing reeks of blueberry. You know I can't stand these scented markers. 39 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,678 No one told you to taste them. 40 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,806 Come on, is this good or not? 41 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,769 - It's good. - Really? 42 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,104 I like it. I think you're onto something. 43 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,482 - You do? Not messing with me? - Not at all. 44 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:32,027 In fact, I have got something for just such an occasion. 45 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,447 I was starting to think I might never get a chance to give it to you. 46 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,866 Good job. 47 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,373 You're giving me a sticker. 48 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,249 Not just a sticker. 49 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,587 It's a sticker of a kitty saying "mee-wow." 50 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,591 I'm not a preschooler. 51 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,261 - Fine, I'll take it back. - I earned this. Back off. 52 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,040 You're still awake? 53 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,918 For a man whose last observation... 54 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:33,880 Was our universe may be the surface of a multidimensional supercooled liquid... 55 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,008 "You're still awake" seems like quite the sophomore slump. 56 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,554 You worked out all the math. 57 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,265 Oh, I did more than work out all the math. 58 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,142 I wrote a paper. 59 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,645 You wrote a paper on my idea? 60 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,773 I wrote a paper on our idea. 61 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,234 When did my idea become our idea? 62 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,112 When I mixed it with sheldony goodness... 63 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,073 And cooked it in the easy-bake oven of my mind. 64 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,244 This is good. 65 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,912 Our idea's really good. 66 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:10,041 Well, the light bulb in this oven is ridiculously bright. 67 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,880 You know, if no one's thought of this yet, this could be a big deal. 68 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,675 Only way we'll know for sure is if we post it online to the pre-print server. 69 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:22,095 I have it ready to go, but I wasn't gonna do it without you. 70 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,308 It's all happening so fast. 71 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,060 Should we sleep on it? 72 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:33,523 We could, but we always run the risk of someone else beating us to the punch. 73 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,151 You're sure it's good? 74 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,779 My name is right on there with yours. 75 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:42,157 That is a surefire Mark of quality. 76 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,870 That might as well say, "directed by joss Whedon." 77 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,500 Okay, partner, let's do it. 78 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,212 Come on. 79 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,297 Click the mouse with me. 80 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:05,430 One, two, three... 81 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,015 - Click. - Click. 82 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,728 Uh, we did it. 83 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,688 Yes, we did, my friend. 84 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,316 - Is your tongue blue? - I don't want to talk about it. 85 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,697 - Movie night. What do you wanna watch? - What happened to that movie you were in? 86 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,783 Oh, god, probably nothing. 87 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,995 I think I saw the director twirling a sign outside the verizon store. 88 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,123 - Search for it. - What...? No, why? 89 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,252 - Because it would be fun to watch. - It would be humiliating. 90 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,671 Well, now we have two reasons. 91 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,507 They have it. 92 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,759 - Please, can we watch it? - Please. 93 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,178 Fine. But I'm telling you, it's terrible. 94 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,556 - Have you even seen it? - No. 95 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,599 Maybe it turned out better than you think. 96 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,935 Man [over TV]: Bananas. Get your fresh bananas. 97 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,771 Ho, ho, it really didn't. 98 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,697 Sheldon, this is superfluid helium. 99 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:07,158 Put this in your mouth, your tongue will freeze and break off. 100 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,704 Does it smell like blueberries? 101 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,249 - No. - Then we're probably okay. 102 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,752 Hey, your paper got mentioned on the quantum diaries physics blog. 103 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:22,090 - Really? What did they say? - It's basically a summary of the theory... 104 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,719 - But there's a bunch of positive comments. - Let me see. Let me see. 105 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,639 One calls it "insightful and innovative." 106 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,474 We're insightful and innovative. 107 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:35,979 - Ooh, nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful. - Oh, the pleasure is mine, Mr. Innovative. 108 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:42,110 Another one says, "the concept shows some real out-of—the-box thinking." 109 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,362 Do you hear that Mr. Out-of-the? 110 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,198 I do indeed, Mr. Box-thinking. 111 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:51,703 How are you today, Mr. Can-you-believe-these-jackasses? 112 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:57,000 Justdandy, Mr. I-wish-i-was-better-at-improv. 113 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,920 - Read another one. - Okay, okay. Um... 114 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,423 "The analogy between space-time and a supercooled fluid... 115 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,759 Is either meaningless or false. 116 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,596 I wish this blog would devote itself to real science... 117 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:14,851 Instead of wasting our time with crackpot, wannabe theoreticians in a rush to publish." 118 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,354 - Who wrote that? - It's anonymous. 119 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,148 Username, "general relativity." 120 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,692 Well, I'm responding to it. 121 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,736 Uh, don't lower yourself to their level. 122 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,615 Look, I am simply going to defend our work, scientist to scientist. 123 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:34,704 And failing that, suggest that his mother enjoys a string of both human and non-human lovers. 124 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,582 Sheldon, my name's on that paper too. 125 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,417 There's no upside to doing this. 126 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,671 - He just left another comment. - What does it say? 127 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:47,342 "Upon review, I've changed my mind about the Cooper-hofstadter hypothesis... 128 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,679 That space-time is like a superfluid. In fact, it's inspired me... 129 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,639 To come up with my own theory: 130 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,017 Maybe space-time is like two clowns with their heads in a bucket... 131 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:59,020 Much like Cooper and hofstadter." 132 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,856 Can I respond now? 133 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,525 Do it. 134 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,736 You mess with the bull, you get the horns. 135 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:11,408 I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be. 136 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,913 Somebody else do it. 137 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,084 Penny [over TV]: Doctor, please help me. 138 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,129 I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla. 139 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,733 Man [over TV]: Why do you think you're turning into a killer gorilla... 140 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,676 And not just a regular gorilla? 141 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,388 Penny [over TV]: Because regular gorillas are vegetarians... 142 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,850 And I just bit the fingers off your receptionist. 143 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,310 Okay, we've seen plenty. 144 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,106 - No, give me the remote. - Careful, she'll bite your fingers off. 145 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,817 I've been poking around the Internet... 146 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,820 And I found something we'll enjoy watching even more. 147 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,866 - What is it? - Just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant. 148 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,285 - What? - Okay, I learned my lesson. 149 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,704 Making fun of people is wrong. 150 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:02,125 I haven't learned my lesson. Play it. Play it. 151 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:11,176 Hi, I'm Bernadette Maryann rostenkowski... 152 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:16,181 From yorba Linda, California. 153 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:19,476 Ha! You look like a talking cupcake. 154 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,397 And you should pick me for miss California quiznos 1999, because / want to: 155 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,733 Tell you what I want what I really, really want 156 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,068 I 7! Tell you what I want 157 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,029 what I really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna 158 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:36,367 really, really, really be miss California quiznos 1999 159 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,500 play it again. Play it again. 160 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,465 Did he respond yet? 161 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,300 No, not yet. 162 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,969 Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't have sunk to his level. 163 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,596 It wasn't that bad. 164 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,264 Read it back one more time. 165 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:03,353 "My good sir, we are neither crackpots nor wannabes. 166 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,314 In fact, we are experts in our fields. 167 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:10,443 And while you hide behind your anonymity, we stand behind our paper. 168 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,779 And later tonight, your mother." 169 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:21,287 - And you don't think that's too rough? - We're just standing behind her. 170 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,874 It's not like we're gonna say "boo" and scare her. 171 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,587 How could you not tell us you were in beauty pageants? 172 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,339 Because it's embarrassing. 173 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,758 Ha! It is. It truly is. 174 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,681 Yeah, well, Amy writes little house on the prairie fan fiction... 175 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,600 About herself and posts it on the Internet. 176 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,649 Why? What did I do? 177 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,776 Sorry. I had to get the spotlight off me. 178 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,612 And tearing down women is part of my pageant training. 179 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,282 Okay, we are reading that right now. 180 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,535 - Please don't. - We got embarrassed tonight, come on. 181 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,454 - But it's personal. - Why? Is it about you and Sheldon? 182 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,544 - Oh, my god, it's about her and Sheldon. - It's not about me and Sheldon. 183 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:14,007 It's about a young woman in the 18003 named Amelia... 184 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:18,136 And the time-traveling physicist named Cooper she falls in love with. 185 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,180 - Oh, please show us? - Please. 186 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,807 - No. - Uh! You know I'm gonna read it either way. 187 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,058 Good luck finding it. 188 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,268 [Scoffs] 189 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:30,565 "Amelia and the time-trav..." Found it. Ha, ha. 190 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,028 "It was just past dawn on the prairie and like every morning... 191 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,155 Amelia prepared to do her chores. 192 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,033 Except something about this morning felt different." 193 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,743 Why? 194 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,206 Why did it feel different? 195 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,501 "Maybe it was the first whisper of winter in the air. 196 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,963 Or maybe it was the unconscious handsome man with porcelain skin... 197 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,634 And curious clothing she was about to discover lying in the field. 198 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,553 A man who would open her mind to new possibilities... 199 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,681 And her body to new feelings." 200 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,900 You know, there was a time when I was alone and had no friends. 201 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,485 I'm starting to miss that. 202 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,699 He still hasn't responded. What's taking him so long? 203 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,369 - Do you really want him to write back? - Yeah, I do. 204 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,789 No matter how he responds, I'm going to destroy him... 205 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:32,835 With a picture of a bored cat, saying "oh, really?" 206 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,092 Mee-wow. 207 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,762 What are you doing? 208 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:48,017 I've created some other user accounts so I can post positive comments about their paper. 209 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:52,939 "This wee little bairn of a theory nearly blew my kilt off"? 210 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,150 No. You have to read it how Dr. Angus mcdoogal... 211 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,778 Of the university of Edinburgh would. 212 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,147 [Scottish accent] "This wee little bairn of a theory... 213 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283 Nearly blew me kilt off." 214 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,328 Oh! He wrote back. 215 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:11,249 "Cooper and hofstadter resorting to juvenile attempts at humor... 216 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,544 Is proof they have nothing to back up their ridiculous paper. 217 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:18,006 It should come as no surprise given they work at Caltech... 218 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:23,803 Essentially a technical school where even the physicists are basically engineers." 219 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,972 Engineers? 220 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,310 Do you know how insulting that is? 221 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,816 Guys, this person's just going out of their way to get a rise out of you. 222 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,985 Yeah, but it's still so aggravating. 223 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,738 All the other comments said nice things. Focus on those. 224 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:47,577 Yeah. Dr. Dmitri plancovik of Moscow university said: 225 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,622 [Russian accent] "This paper great. I love it more than vodka." 226 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,960 See? Better with the accent. 227 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,505 - And send. - What did you write? 228 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,884 I'm done hiding from bullies. I am taking this into the real world. 229 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,720 - What does that mean? - I told him we'll meet face-to-face. 230 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,055 Anytime, anywhere. 231 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,016 You crazy? You don't know who this person is. Delete that. 232 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,144 - Yeah, come on, Sheldon. - Okay, okay, calm down. 233 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,688 [Computer chimes] 234 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,190 It's him. 235 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,108 He's trying to video chat. 236 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,282 Perhaps I shouldn't have taken this into the real world. 237 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,451 Oh, really? 238 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,165 "'Time travel, I don't understand, ' said Amelia. 239 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,959 Cooper stared at her, 'which word don't you understand... 240 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,128 Time or travel?"' 241 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:43,674 wow, even in your fantasies Sheldon's kind of exhausting. 242 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,637 He's like that in the beginning so she can change him. 243 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,180 It's called good writing. 244 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,350 And wishful thinking. 245 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,645 "It stung Amelia when he spoke to her this way. 246 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,940 In her one-room schoolhouse she was always the smartest student... 247 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,735 Regularly besting the boys in her class. But this was no boy in front of her. 248 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:03,986 This was a man." 249 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,905 Here we go. 250 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,659 "Cooper told Amelia about all the incredible things the future would hold... 251 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,662 Like computers and living past 30. 252 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,664 He asked her if she had any questions. 253 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,167 All she longed to ask was if his heart was beating as fast as hers... 254 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,711 But she was too afraid to hear the answer." 255 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,213 Oh, Amelia. 256 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,884 "So instead she asked if in the future Montana ever became a state." 257 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,100 Hey, in the 18003, that was considered flirting. 258 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,230 I'm so sick of people being mean on the Internet. 259 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,859 I think the anonymity makes everyone feel like they can say things... 260 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,652 They'd never say to your face. 261 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,113 Interesting. 262 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,242 I can't think of a single thing I wouldn't say to someone's face. 263 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,537 I never noticed that about you. 264 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,459 You know what, at least you guys did something. 265 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:04,589 You know, you had a theory, you wrote a paper, you made an actual contribution. 266 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,092 All guys like this do is just tear down other people's work. 267 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,970 He's right. 268 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,057 You know, I say we call this person back. 269 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,560 We've got no reason to hide. 270 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,105 All right, do it. Call him. 271 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,275 Let's find out what this loser's ever accomplished. 272 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,113 Click it with me. 273 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,326 - One, two, three, click. - Click. 274 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,328 [Computer dialing] 275 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,122 Hawking [over computer]: Well, hello, there. 276 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,750 Professor Hawking? 277 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,420 Oh, brother, you should see the look on your faces. 278 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,841 You really didn't like our paper? 279 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,427 I like your paper very much. 280 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,846 The premise is intriguing. 281 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,474 Then why are you attacking us? 282 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,854 If you were sitting in a chair for 40 years, you'd get bored too. 283 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,108 Anyway, gotta go. 284 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:10,363 I promised to help the neighbor kid with his math homework. 285 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,115 Ciao. 286 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,996 Stephen Hawking liked our paper. Heh. 287 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,125 He said the premise is intriguing. 288 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:28,047 Good to see you again, Mr. Stephen-Hawking-liked-our-paper. 289 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,302 And you as well, Mr. Our-premise-is-intriguing. 290 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,890 How do you do, Mr. I'll-admit-that's-pretty-cool? 291 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,811 Yeah, you keep setting me up for failure. 292 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,150 "With a heavy heart, Amelia stood before the newly-repaired time machine. 293 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,945 She regretted giving Cooper the part he needed." 294 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,198 Because she wanted him to give her the part she needed. 295 00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,037 - Okay, that's enough. - No, I really wanna know what happens. 296 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,082 And Bernadette really, really, wants to know what happens. 297 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,586 You're just making fun of me. 298 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,714 No, I was just kidding, I'm sorry. And the story's really good. 299 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,716 No, it is. Does he stay? 300 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,511 Do they kiss? Does she find out about Montana? 301 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,306 Please? 302 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,016 Fine. 303 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:26,772 "As Cooper prepared to depart, tears filled Amelia's eyes. 304 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:32,069 He took her hand in his and said, 'i can't stay, but I will never forget you.' 305 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:37,867 he brushed his fingers against her cheek, then quickly stepped into the machine. 306 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:41,912 'Please don't go, ' she whispered, but it was too late. 307 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,956 The engine hummed to life." 308 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,167 But they didn't even kiss. 309 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,963 "She turned away, wiping her eyes. She couldn't bear to watch... 310 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,300 Her one chance at true love disappear forever. 311 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,971 Then she felt a strong hand on her shoulder spin her around. 312 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,264 It was Cooper." 313 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,557 [Inhales] 314 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,480 "'What about the future?' Asked Amelia. 315 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,399 He looked deeply into her eyes and whispered: 316 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,818 'There is no future without you.' 317 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,196 he pulled her in close. 318 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,948 She began to tremble all over. 319 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,284 She felt his warm breath..." 320 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,663 - You will not believe what Stephen Hawking... - Get out! 321 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,259 Is the water warm enough? 322 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,263 Given the fact that you took the time to build a wood fire... 323 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:45,351 Draw the water from the well and heat it, it would be rude to complain. 324 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,314 But since you asked, it's a little nippy. 325 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,317 I can fix that. 326 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,993 I couldn't help but notice your unusual undergarments. 327 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,622 They're not undergarments. They're underoos. 328 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:13,087 Where I come from, they're known as "underwear that's fun to wear." 329 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,883 And what's the significance of the spider? 330 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,803 Oh, that represents spider-man. 331 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,597 He does whatever a spider can. 332 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,894 There's a lot of rhyming in the future, isn't there? 333 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,898 You're right. This is even weirder than I thought. 334 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,485 - You want me to stop reading? - Are you kidding? No, no. 335 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,532 "As he stood for Amelia to dry him..." 336 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,247 So tell me, Cooper... 337 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:53,002 Are the ways of physical love different in the future? 338 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,587 Yeah, okay, I'm good. 339 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,367 [English - us - sdh]