1 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,673 Okay. We're headed out. See you. 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:10,511 Before you leave, could you help me test these noise-cancelling headphones? 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,516 Go ahead. 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,476 Hello? Can you hear me? 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:25,025 Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years. 7 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:31,114 Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin pifia colada. 8 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,623 Your George Lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph. 9 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:45,754 Yeah. Once I was too lazy to walk across the hall, so I used your toothbrush. 10 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,635 Ooh. One time when you were asleep, Amy took off her... 11 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,054 And that's why you're the best roommate ever. 12 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,059 Well, now I'm sad I didn't hear it. 13 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,812 So, what do you need those for? 14 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,232 I've been struggling to come up with a theory of dark matter... 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,067 That doesn't make protons decay. 16 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:10,654 I'm hoping to finally tackle it by optimizing my work environment. 17 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:15,367 See, I've got... my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature. 18 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:19,329 I have fleece-lined boxer shorts to keep my tushie toasty. 19 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,584 Oh, last but not least, this inspirational cat poster... 20 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:28,380 Improved with the reassuring face of physics renegade Richard feynman. 21 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,052 Is that why you had to take him to office depot last night? 22 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,096 I don't wanna talk about it. 23 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,932 - The place is all yours. - Have fun. 24 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:42,978 Oh, I will. Nothing more fun than a paradigm-shifting evening of science. 25 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,023 And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower. 26 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,028 Okay. 27 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,031 Here we go. 28 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,242 Proton decay... 29 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,911 Proton decay... 30 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,539 Proton decay... 31 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,000 Proton decay... 32 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,086 Proton decay... 33 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,257 - Proton decay... - Leonard: Hey, we're home. 34 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,220 Any progress? 35 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,973 How could there be with these constant interruptions? 36 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,646 I love him, but if he's broken let's not get a new one. 37 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,929 - What are you doing? It's time to go. - I'm not going to work today. 38 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,931 And would you like to know why? 39 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,602 You spent the night working on dark matter without a breakthrough... 40 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:09,815 And now you're worried you made a mistake switching fields and you'll sulk all day? 41 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,608 Like a big old baby. 42 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,612 Call me if you need anything. 43 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,494 I've been cooped up in here too long. 44 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,746 Maybe I need some fresh air. 45 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,183 Penny? 46 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,269 Penny? 47 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,229 Penny? 48 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:52,858 What? 49 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,484 You sounded in distress. 50 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,028 I worried something unpleasant was happening to you. 51 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,366 Like a murder, or spontaneous coitus with Leonard. 52 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,163 No, I'm just doing this awful workout. I hate it. 53 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,540 Well, if you hate it, why are you doing it? 54 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,793 Although, I could ask the same question about coitus with Leonard. 55 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:16,506 I don't know, I guess I like that I hate it. It makes me work harder. 56 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,010 - And to clarify... - The exercise, Sheldon. 57 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,890 - Shouldn't you be getting ready for work? - I'm not going. 58 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,349 Would you like to know why? 59 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:31,104 You're sad about not getting anything done, so you're gonna sit around and pout about it? 60 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,066 Boy, I am not nearly as mysterious as I think I am. 61 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,197 - I invented a game. Wanna play? - Sure. 62 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 It's called "Emily or cinnamon?" 63 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,660 I give you actual quotes I've heard raj say... 64 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:50,457 And you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog. 65 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,630 Go ahead, make fun. You can't embarrass me. 66 00:04:56,838 --> 00:05:01,051 I've got a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bath water. 67 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,598 Okay. Who was he talking to, Emily or cinnamon? 68 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,811 "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it." 69 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,569 Yeah. I may not be liking this game so much. 70 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,572 Cinnamon. Give me another one. 71 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,991 Okay. Emily or cinnamon? 72 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,369 "Check it out. I got us matching sweaters." 73 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,496 We all got the Christmas card. Cinnamon. 74 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:35,502 You know, a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet. It's not strange. 75 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,712 Ooh. Emily. I heard him say that to Emily. 76 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,258 Thought you were staying home. 77 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:45,345 You know, I was, but after talking to penny I realized something. 78 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:51,268 First, she's trying much harder to stay attractive in this relationship than you are. 79 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:59,776 And second, the reason I may not be progressing in my research is... 80 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,613 I have created too pleasant of an environment for myself. 81 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,823 What do you mean? 82 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,702 Well, according to a classic psychological experiment by yerkes and dodson... 83 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:14,040 In order to maximize performance, one must create a state of productive anxiety. 84 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,669 So, I'd like to ask you all to do something for me. 85 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,629 Keep me on my toes. 86 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,631 Just throw me off my game. 87 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:26,720 You know, essentially, go out of your way to make my life miserable. 88 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,516 Hold on. What's in it for us? 89 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,436 - Well, I suppose... - Okay. We'll do it. 90 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,778 Done. 91 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,282 Thirty-three seconds. Okay. That'll be our baseline. 92 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,076 I won't tell you how to do your job... 93 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,455 But when a mouse completes a maze, it gets a food pellet. 94 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,083 It also gets its brain plucked out with tweezers. 95 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,378 And its last meal was a food pellet? 96 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,213 You're a monster. 97 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,052 All right. Next, we'll introduce an anxiety-inducing stimulus... 98 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,347 Measure your stress and see how it affects your problem-solving. 99 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,098 Very well, and good luck. 100 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,558 I'm a pretty laid-back guy. 101 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,188 Ready? Begin. 102 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,337 Why did you pop it? 103 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,422 I'm sorry. I was aiming for your heart. 104 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,762 Look. I know you don't like it, but that's the point. 105 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,557 I need to irritate you to find your optimal anxiety zone. 106 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:58,812 And you said no to tickling, polka music or watching me eat a banana. 107 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,982 Who eats them horizontally? 108 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,236 My mother said that's how good girls do it. 109 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,950 Oh. Perhaps this was a waste of time. 110 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,286 Sheldon, you're a remarkable scientist. 111 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,290 Just be patient. I'm sure you will find the breakthrough you've been looking for. 112 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,293 - Thank you. - And if you only do solid research... 113 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,505 Instead of making a ground-breaking discovery... 114 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,090 What does it matter? 115 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,426 Only do solid research? 116 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,971 I come to you for help, and you insult me? 117 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,808 - I thought the least you'd... - Look. Your anxiety levels are right in the zone. 118 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,394 Really? Oh, that's fantastic. 119 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,896 Wait. They're dropping. Why are they dropping? 120 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,525 - Because you're happy they're elevated. - Oh, that is infuriating. 121 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,902 Oh, look. They're going back up again. Terrific. 122 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,779 Oh, no. They're going back down. 123 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:56,327 All right, guys. What game do you want to play? 124 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,580 Let's see. How about... 125 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,290 "Emily or cinnamon?" 126 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,628 You know what? It's weird that you remember me saying all these things. 127 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:09,215 Maybe the truth is you're jealous of all my relationships. 128 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,218 Oh, heh. Maybe I am. 129 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:16,347 Who wouldn't wanna be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words: 130 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:21,311 "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair." 131 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,483 That is a tough one. 132 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,902 I know he brushes both of them. 133 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,238 - Gentlemen. - Yeah. 134 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:36,034 I have figured out the perfect way for you to irritate me. 135 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,454 I'd like for you to be my intellectual sparring partners. 136 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,833 From now on, when I make an assertion, I need you to challenge it. 137 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,212 So, you just want us to disagree with whatever you say? 138 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,341 - And you think that's going to help. - Yes. 139 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,345 - Well, I don't think that's gonna help at all. - Oh, no. It will. 140 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,848 See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused. 141 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,683 Howard's right. That'll never work. 142 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,270 Stop fighting me on the premise. It's scientifically valid. 143 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,607 I'm going to advance propositions. I just want you to challenge me. 144 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,360 I don't think that's what you want at all. 145 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,740 Of course it's what I want. Why would I say it if it's not what I want? 146 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,576 Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said. 147 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,456 I ask you for one simple thing, and you can't even do it. 148 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,041 - Yes, we can. - Then do it. 149 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,295 You guys are the worst. 150 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,758 Thank you. I think that was helpful. 151 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,976 So whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter gets a trip for two to Hawaii. 152 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,562 That would be so romantic for you and Leonard. 153 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:50,024 Yeah. Clearly, you haven't seen him on the beach walking around with his metal detector. 154 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,904 If I were going to Hawaii, I'd spend all my time at the keck observatory. 155 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,241 You know the telescopes there have better resolution than the hubble? 156 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,701 Really? 157 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,578 Wanna go to Hawaii? 158 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,039 Sheldon: Ladies? 159 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,332 Ladies? 160 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,585 - Ladies? - Come in. 161 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,753 Ladies. 162 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,589 What's up? 163 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,676 As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels... 164 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:21,097 And I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself... 165 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,392 To an evening of tasteless, uncensored crotch talk. 166 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,772 What exactly do you think goes on here? 167 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,777 Well, conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex. 168 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,113 You know, who has the best cervix? 169 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,783 Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now? 170 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,746 Men's buttocks and how you wanna pat and squeeze them. 171 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,374 We were talking about penny's job. 172 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,296 And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy? Continue. 173 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,176 Sheldon, we are just people. 174 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,470 We talk about the same things you talk about. 175 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,764 You talk about if werewolves can swim? 176 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:08,102 Leonard says yes, but I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten. 177 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,604 What do you think? 178 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,899 Let's just talk about our periods. 179 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,863 No, hold on. All canines instinctively know how to swim. 180 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,407 Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities? 181 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,203 Well, they're not 100 percent wolf. They're a werewolf. 182 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,915 That's only part wolf. It's like comparing apples to oranges. 183 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,416 Thank you. 184 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,796 Although, technically it's apples that turn into were-oranges when the moon is full. 185 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,299 This is fun. 186 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,135 We should do it sometime when you aren't all pms-ing. Bye. 187 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,188 What is going on? 188 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,109 Oh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level... 189 00:12:56,317 --> 00:13:01,531 So I'm using Darth Vader, the joker and Godzilla's roar to stay in that sweet spot. 190 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:08,705 I tried including Taylor swift in the mix, but turns out I love her. 191 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:15,128 Well, at least listen to it through headphones. I'm trying to sleep. Good night. 192 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,047 Boy. 193 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,343 Taylor was right. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate. 194 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,016 You've been working so much lately. 195 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,226 I'm glad you didn't forget about date night. 196 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,519 Of course. 197 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,107 - Sheldon? - Yeah. 198 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,610 Maybe you wanna put the notebook away and talk to me. 199 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,237 Oh, no. I can do both. 200 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,157 My brain is working at optimal capacity. 201 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,200 I can have a conversation with you... 202 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:50,246 And solve the dark matter proton-decay problem at the same time. 203 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,832 Fine. How was your day? 204 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,084 Oh, you said it. 205 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,254 Sheldon. 206 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,922 Sheldon, I'm worried about you. 207 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,259 You're not eating, you haven't slept in days... 208 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,220 And to be honest, that cap is starting to smell. 209 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,723 I know. 210 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,727 It's replaced Godzilla as my principle source of anxiety. 211 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,525 Okay. So it's one vote Emily, one vote cinnamon. 212 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,653 Penny, you're the tie breaker. 213 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,199 Say the quote again. 214 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:31,287 "It's just so perfect that we're both libras." 215 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,585 Wow, this is hard. 216 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,420 - I'm gonna say cinnamon. - Yes. 217 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,755 Come on. 218 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,218 That was the last one, I promise. We won't play anymore. 219 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,888 Thank you. Because if she ever found out, it would hurt her feelings. 220 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,391 Emily's feelings? 221 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,684 Yes, Emily. 222 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,937 - Yay. - Nice. 223 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,190 Whatever, where's Sheldon? 224 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,441 Date night. 225 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,943 Can't be much fun for Amy. 226 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,445 At work today, he tried his first red bull? 227 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,366 - What happened? - He chased a squirrel around for a while... 228 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,702 And then threw up in my car. 229 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,124 Don't you think you should make him stop all this? 230 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,584 I don't know. He's not really hurting anybody. 231 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,296 You didn't have to scoop vomit out of your glove compartment. 232 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,424 He is getting a lot of work done. 233 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,926 He had a pretty interesting take on proton decay. 234 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,596 Wow, if he cracks that, it's a game changer, guys. 235 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,308 It would completely redefine our understanding of the physical universe. 236 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,104 Hm. It would. 237 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,273 Okay. Back to "Emily or cinnamon?" 238 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,780 "How can such a little girl eat such a big steak?" 239 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:54,328 Sheldon, I want you to take that cap off. 240 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:58,207 That nagging tone is helping my anxiety. 241 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:03,337 If you could go 10 percent less shrill, that would put the "zip-a-Dee" in my "do-dah." 242 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,508 I'm sorry, but you know we agreed not to bring work to date night. 243 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,594 There you go. Perfect. 244 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,765 Sheldon, stop it. I'm not kidding. Take the cap off and put the notebook away. 245 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,478 But after months of struggling, I'm finally making progress. 246 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,355 You don't need to drive yourself crazy to be productive. 247 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,191 Yeah, well... or do I? Hm? 248 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:28,321 Sir Isaac Newton wrote his principia while convinced he was an armadillo. 249 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,324 - That's not true. - Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. 250 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,076 I have been hallucinating lately. 251 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,079 Sheldon, this has to stop. 252 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,749 You need to get some sleep and take care of yourself. 253 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,877 Amy, I've gotten more done in the last few days... 254 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:48,299 Than since I made the switch to dark matter. What if I stop doing this, and it all goes away? 255 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,928 Your thoughts and ideas come from you, not from your anxiety. 256 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,805 Perhaps, but I'm not taking the cap off. 257 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,892 It's one thing to make yourself miserable... 258 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,603 But you're making everyone around you miserable too. 259 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,940 Now I'm telling you for the last time, take the cap off. 260 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,193 Oh, really? 261 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,569 What if I don't? 262 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:13,074 And before you answer that, can I have my dessert? 263 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,369 And then she threw me out. 264 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,790 Me, her very own boyfriend. 265 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,125 When all I've done is try to help humanity... 266 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,379 Reach a more profound understanding of the world we live in. 267 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,135 Yeah, well, women. What are you gonna do? 268 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,141 I knew you'd understand, armadillo Isaac Newton. 269 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,356 Okay. 270 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,358 Here we are. 271 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,487 Hey, what are you trying to pull? 272 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,865 The president of science isn't in here. 273 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,493 You lie down. He'll be here in a minute. 274 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,121 Okay. 275 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,623 I thought you were trying to trick me. 276 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,503 Now, you just get comfortable. 277 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,006 No. No, comfort is the enemy. 278 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,507 You know what's comfortable? 279 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,344 Slippers and blankets and panda bears. 280 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,474 Imagine a panda bear with Richard feynman's face on it. 281 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,104 Warm up the car, Leonard. It's poster time. 282 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,274 - Maybe in the morning. - Yeah. You get some sleep. 283 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,651 I don't wanna go to sleep. You can't make me. 284 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,111 You're right. We can't. 285 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,989 Darn straight you can't. Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep... 286 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,700 Soft kitty 287 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,910 warm kitty 288 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,330 little ball of fur 289 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,707 that's not gonna work. 290 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,294 Happy kitty sleepy kitty 291 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,173 -purr, purr, purr -purr, purr 292 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,219 you know, he can be a lot of trouble... 293 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:02,725 But when I see him lying here, asleep like this, I just think... 294 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,187 How easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face. 295 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,694 You look like you got some rest. 296 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,613 Oh, I'm feeling much better. 297 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,826 And I've been continuing to make progress without artificially raising my anxiety levels. 298 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:25,623 I turned the heat on in my car, and some vomit came out, so my levels? Right up there. 299 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,292 Hey, guys. Mind if Emily joins us for lunch? 300 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,877 - Yeah, sure. - Of course not. 301 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,505 So, I hear you guys have been playing a little game. 302 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,716 Well, we were just kidding around. 303 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,594 You may think it's funny that raj is sweet and sensitive. 304 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,013 But I think it's sexy. 305 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,311 Ugh. Why is there dog hair in your mouth?