1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,714 Hey, how are things going with your parents? 2 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,966 Not great. They hired divorce attorneys. 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,010 Yeah, speaking of attorneys... 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:15,599 If I ever needed a lawyer, I would not hire she-hulk. 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,938 You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, "good job, Sheldon." 6 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,943 - Wait, she-hulk's a lawyer? - Yup. She works at a law firm in New York. 7 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,196 Yes, but she's the only monster at the firm. 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:34,409 Between you, me and the wall, I think she's an affirmative action hire. 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,454 Anyway, dad's gonna be here in town... 10 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,207 So I won't be able to do Christmas dinner this year. 11 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,418 If you're not up to hosting Christmas dinner, I'm happy to do it. 12 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,128 You can even bring your father. 13 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,797 That would be nice. 14 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,133 I've always wanted to do a traditional victorian Christmas. 15 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,344 Parlor games, goose and figgy pudding. 16 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,471 Ugh! 17 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,557 English pudding. 18 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:01,645 You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it. 19 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,313 I'm not going. 20 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,733 - You're going. - Why do you hate me? 21 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,236 I don't hate you, I love you. 22 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,364 Well, you call it love, but it has a lot of raisins in it. 23 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:18,161 Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. 24 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,582 I gave up when no one cared about my Tom hanksgiving. 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,003 I think a victorian Christmas sounds nice. 26 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,170 - I agree. - Me too. 27 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,131 You guys suck. 28 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,454 You know the best part of working in the clean room? No allergies. 29 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,622 Check it out. 30 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,749 [Inhales] 31 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,002 Oh... that's a lot of oxygen. 32 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,422 We should get going to Amy's. 33 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,800 Can you believe there was a time when we would've needed an array... 34 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,553 Of cherenkov telescopes to detect cosmic particles? 35 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:22,517 And here we are, building our own multiware detector like a couple of badasses. 36 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:27,522 Yeah, I know. If we were still single, we'd be tripping over all that Booty. 37 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,777 Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag. 38 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,993 Oh, no. 39 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,081 - How did a pigeon get in? - You shut the loading doors, right? 40 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,958 - I thought you did. - Do you know what a disaster this is? 41 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:52,214 Because this room isn't supposed to have dust in it and we just let in a flying crap machine? 42 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,258 What do we do? Should we call someone? 43 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,552 And tell them we compromised all the equipment? 44 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,430 Let's just get it out of here before anyone knows. 45 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,848 Okay, how do we catch it? 46 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,395 Well, what if we turn off all the lights except for one, and it'll come to it. 47 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,314 It's not a moth. 48 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,486 Don't yell. You're not gonna get good ideas out of me if you're yelling. 49 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:19,616 Okay, okay, so if I remain calm, I'll get more gems like, "turn off the lights"? 50 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:23,328 Great, we're turning on each other. That's just what the bird wants us to do. 51 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,959 80, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight? 52 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,336 - Twenty hours. - Oh! That's rough. 53 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,674 Did you know when you fly transcontinental without your wife... 54 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,301 You don't pray for the plane to crash. 55 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,682 - Can we please talk about anything else? - Forgive me. 56 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,894 - How are you and Leonard? - Oh, great, everything's good. 57 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,397 - I see you got engaged. - Yes, we did. 58 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,024 - Let me tell you a story... - Dad. 59 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,612 Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other. 60 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,158 [Cell phone ringing] 61 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,952 Hey, Leonard, what's up? 62 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,537 What? 63 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,830 How did that happen? 64 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,750 Yeah, okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 65 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,835 Sorry. I have to run to the university. 66 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,422 - What's going on? - There's been a problem with an experiment? 67 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,716 A bird got into the clean room? 68 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,178 - You want me to come? - Uh, no, you had a long flight. 69 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,596 You stay here and relax. 70 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,182 Relax? Easy for you to say. 71 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,059 Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account. 72 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,605 Forty years, the woman never cleaned a thing. 73 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,357 - You're just gonna leave him here? - Relax, he says. 74 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,776 Yup. Bye. 75 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,031 [Singing along with radio] Here comes Santa claus 76 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,450 right down Santa claus Lane 77 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,287 Vixen and blitzen and all his reindeer pulling on the reins 78 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,538 I appreciate the ride... 79 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,874 Bells are ringing children singing 80 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,376 all is merry and bright 81 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,254 so hang your stockings and say your prayers because... 82 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,131 [Radio clicks off] 83 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,218 Why'd you turn it off? 84 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,888 Because in the last 10 minutes, Santa came to town, kissed mommy... 85 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,307 And ran grandma over with a reindeer. 86 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:12,687 I had a drunk uncle who did all those things. Nobody sings songs about him. 87 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,483 Maybe you'd like him if you thought of Santa as a superhero... 88 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,819 And his power is bringing joy to children. 89 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,737 My uncle was accused of that too. 90 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,658 It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma. 91 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,993 Okay, new subject. 92 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,453 Let's talk about presents. 93 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,080 What did you get Amy? 94 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,790 Oh, we're not exchanging gifts. 95 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,918 Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something. 96 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,419 But why should I? 97 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:41,258 She knows that I don't like Christmas and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it. 98 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,302 Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will... 99 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,932 At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe and she kissed me under it in public. 100 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,853 Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show. 101 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,022 She's just excited about the holidays. 102 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,110 Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all. 103 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,362 Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson. 104 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,155 How? 105 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,993 Well, it would have to be something heinous. 106 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,288 Something that makes her as miserable as she's making me. 107 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,748 Oh, I've got it. 108 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,669 Oh. This is good. 109 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:22,048 - What? - I'm going to buy her a present. 110 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,344 Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that. 111 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,264 With gift giving, there's an implied social contract. 112 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:35,395 If I show up tonight with a present and she doesn't have one for me, she'll feel terrible. 113 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,689 Then you're both sad. 114 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:44,112 And maybe she'll feel so guilty, she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again. 115 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:48,325 So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present? 116 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,868 That's right. 117 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,829 Stay on my good side or I'll get you a little something too. 118 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,542 [Cooing] 119 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,046 Howard: Okay, here's the plan. 120 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,340 I'm gonna put the food in the bag... 121 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,509 And when he lands in the bag to eat it, we close it up. 122 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,139 It's all I could find. It will work. 123 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,516 Sure, if the pigeon's stoned or a trucker. 124 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,687 Okay, well, what's your plan? 125 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,607 I told you my plan. Call building services and get help. 126 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,526 And admit that we contaminated the clean room? 127 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,529 No, admit that you contaminated the clean room. 128 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,823 Why do you keep assuming it was me? 129 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,786 Because you do this kind of thing all the time, and then you try to cover it up. 130 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,537 - Like when? - Ah! 131 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,040 What about when you flipped the Mars rover? 132 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:41,419 Or lost Koothrappali's dog, or almost drove off with that baby? 133 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,546 Again, it looked like my car... 134 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,384 And the baby didn't even cry until his mother punched me with her keys. 135 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,261 Fine. Put the slim Jim in the garbage bag. 136 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,806 What if you said it without sounding condescending? 137 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,601 I can try, but your plan has the words "garbage bag" and "slim Jim" in it. 138 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,813 Hey, what's going on? 139 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,191 Genius here wants to catch a bird with a garbage bag and a slim Jim. 140 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,199 Should've put it in the bag first. 141 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:20,250 So if you don't mind me asking, do you think you might start dating again? 142 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,795 It's much too soon for that. Why, do you know someone? 143 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,299 No. But if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll give you a call. 144 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,428 Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek? 145 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,766 Okay. Let's get this victorian party started. 146 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,437 I've done some research about some traditional parlor games we can play. 147 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,688 Like what? 148 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:46,026 Well, there's a fun one called ball of wool. 149 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:51,865 You take a ball of wool and you put it right in the center of the table. 150 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,828 Then people sit on opposite sides of the table and try to blow the wool off. 151 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,916 Sorry. She's taken too. 152 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,212 You know what your problem is? 153 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,551 You're jealous because you and I used to be best friends until Koothrappali came along. 154 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,512 - You found somebody you could push around? - Hey. 155 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,473 - Stay out of this. - Okay. 156 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:22,020 You know, maybe I'm best friends with raj because he doesn't think he's smarter than me. 157 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,522 - Look, actually... - I said stay out of it. 158 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,275 No, no, no, raj, go ahead. Say what you were gonna say. 159 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,528 All I'm gonna say is you guys need to stop this right now. 160 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,947 It's bad enough that my parents are fighting. 161 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,283 Now I have to hear the two of you? 162 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,620 And who cares who's smarter? If it's Leonard or me or... 163 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,498 You know, it's Christmas. Let's say, it's Howard. 164 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,754 - Well, if you're so smart, you get the bird out. - No, you're the one who let him in. 165 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,798 How do you know it wasn't Leonard? 166 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,674 Come on. 167 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,305 What about that sweater? 168 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,892 No, it's not good enough. It has to be perfect. 169 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:05,021 I think the nicest gifts I got from Howie show how well he knows me. 170 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,483 Oh, well, let's see. What do I know about Amy? 171 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,443 She loves medieval literature. 172 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,487 Chaucer is her favorite. 173 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,449 And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. 174 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:22,956 And I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along. 175 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,834 Wow. You really do love her. 176 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,503 I do. 177 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:34,634 Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless. 178 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,081 You won! 179 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,420 Certainly doesn't feel like it, does it? 180 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,300 You know, my wife used to throw theme parties like this all the time. 181 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,760 Oh. I guess that's where raj gets it from. 182 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,514 He and his mother spent a lot of time together when he was young. 183 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,849 I was always working. 184 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,353 Hey, you know, raj is dating a doctor who works a lot. Heh. 185 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,480 Him and his mom have a type. 186 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,901 You gotta laugh at that, right? 187 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,696 No? All right. 188 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,284 All right, let me see if I've got this straight. 189 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:46,289 A picture of you on my lap is a way to punish your girlfriend... 190 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,458 For making you celebrate Christmas? 191 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,084 Correct. 192 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:54,631 Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough. 193 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,885 There's an argument for that. 194 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,887 But I wanna make sure. 195 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,389 - Smile. - Ho-ho-ho! 196 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,893 [Pigeon coding] 197 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,813 Okay. 198 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,942 On three, I'll shoot the fire extinguisher and get him airborne. 199 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,527 Howard, you wave the blanket and guide him towards the exit. 200 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,571 Raj, you open the curtain so he can fly out. 201 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,826 Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket? 202 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,829 - Do you want the fire extinguisher? - Yeah, I do. 203 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,415 - Great, here you go. - Okay. 204 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,797 One, two, three. 205 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,301 You have to take the pin out. 206 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,350 You miss the blanket now, don't you? 207 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,982 On three. One, two, three. 208 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,533 What did you do? 209 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,368 It was an accident. 210 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,537 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 211 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,415 - Relax, it wasn't your fault. - Maybe it's just stunned. 212 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,792 Dude, it's not breathing. 213 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,045 Oh, no. I killed it. 214 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,964 Oh, not again. 215 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,883 What do you mean, not again? 216 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:28,433 When I was 10, I was playing in my backyard and... 217 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,227 I sat on a bluejay. Heh. 218 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:38,651 I mean, I tried to bring it back to life with electricity, but it just poof... 219 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,028 Caught on fire. 220 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,159 And the worst part was it smelled delicious. 221 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,914 Guys, I found an article here that says you can do cpr on birds. 222 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,084 - Great. Do it. - I'm not doing it. You killed him. You do it. 223 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,004 - I'll do it. - No. I need to do it. 224 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,506 This is on me. 225 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,762 Okay. 226 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,765 Mouth over beak and light chest compressions. 227 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,602 Don't blow too hard. If you pop him, I will vomit. 228 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,855 Anything? 229 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,150 I am tasting a lot of slim Jim. 230 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,447 Wait. Wait, his wing moved. 231 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,407 He blinked his eyes. He's alive. 232 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,867 It's a Christmas miracle. 233 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,495 I might argue a hanukkah miracle, but I'll take it. 234 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,457 Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain. 235 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,258 Someone should really close that loading door. 236 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,642 Well, that's that. 237 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,310 The room's compromised. 238 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,354 They'll have to change all the filters. 239 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,107 Probably shut it down for weeks. 240 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,819 You were right. Go ahead, call building services, tell them it was my fault. 241 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,280 No, we're both to blame. You know, let me take the heat on this one. 242 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,615 Just leave me out of it. 243 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,411 If they come and see crap everywhere, they're just gonna blame the Indian guy. 244 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,579 [Cell phone ringing] 245 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,752 Hey. I'm sorry. We're still here. Is everything okay? 246 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,254 It's kind of boring. 247 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,299 Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball. 248 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,845 - How much longer will you be? - I don't know. 249 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,973 There's still a bird here. We're gonna get in a ton of trouble. 250 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,559 Honey, it's Christmas Eve. Who knows you're in there? 251 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,561 Our names are on the sign-in sheet. 252 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,229 So erase them and walk out. 253 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,149 - Well, I can't do that. - Can't do what? 254 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,277 She says take our names off the sign-in sheet and leave. 255 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,154 - We can't do that. - Yeah. 256 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,118 All [singing]: Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way 257 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,164 oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey! 258 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,127 Mmm. Amy, that pudding was delicious. 259 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,005 If you like raisins. 260 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,340 Thank you. And it's figs. 261 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,218 Oh. Oh, in that case, it was pretty good. 262 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,139 Are you okay? You hardly touched your goose. 263 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,725 It smelled too much like blue Jay. 264 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,060 Can I help you clean up? 265 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,230 You heimliched a ball of wool out of me. You're good. 266 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,817 What do you say we exchange gifts? 267 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,987 - Sheldon, we didn't bring any. - I thought you hate giving gifts. 268 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:32,366 Yeah, I do, which is why I got Amy this. 269 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,826 You got me something? 270 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,536 Oh, not just something, no. 271 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,331 It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed... 272 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,376 And I swallowed the gift receipt so you cannot return it. 273 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,049 Look at you on Santa's lap. 274 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,800 That's so sweet. 275 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,219 Of course it is. 276 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,803 It's a perfect gift. 277 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,388 How are you feeling right now? 278 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,058 Guilty? Sad? 279 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,018 Wishing you were Jewish? 280 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,188 No, I love it. 281 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,356 Oh, really? 282 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,107 Well, how about now? 283 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,609 [Christmas Carol playing] 284 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,946 Sheldon [recording]: Happy holidays to my dear Amy. 285 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,157 I hope you treasure this... 286 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,827 As much as I treasure you. 287 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,039 And you got me nothing. 288 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,752 Christmas is ruined. Let's never speak of it again. 289 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,713 Oh, this was fun. 290 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,135 Actually, I did get you something. 291 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,137 But what about our agreement? 292 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,057 Well, you got me something. Here. 293 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,977 [Sheldon sighs] 294 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,980 Cookies? 295 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,607 They're your meemaw's Christmas cookies. 296 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,485 I called and got the recipe. 297 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,621 They're perfect. 298 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,959 It tastes like her hugs. 299 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,171 Merry Christmas, Sheldon. 300 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,883 I can't believe this. 301 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,679 You're happy, I'm happy. 302 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,181 Maybe a holiday that's about giving gifts... 303 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,684 Get your hand out of that box. 304 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:32,153 Okay. The next game is called hot boiled beans. 305 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,615 Yeah, of course it is. 306 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:40,119 One person is sent out of the room while the others hide a small item. 307 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,456 Then they invite the first person back by saying: 308 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,628 "Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper. Hurry up before it gets cold." 309 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:56,719 If you people think this is better than Tom hanksgiving, you're all crazy. 310 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,498 [English - us - sdh]