1 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:06,715 Oh, hey. We ran into your mom at benihana last night. 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,342 Oh. Yeah. She loves that place. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:12,763 Every time they flip a shrimp in the air, she practically leaps out of her seat to catch it. 4 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,058 It's why I don't take her to seaworld. 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,978 I know you don't want to hear it, but she was there with Stuart. 6 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,523 That's fine, I don't care. 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,566 Doesn't bug you when they go on dates? 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:28,779 They're not dating. They're just two friends who went out to dinner. 9 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,448 Then went back home where they probably fell asleep... 10 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:36,036 In the matching pajamas she got them because they both just love penguins. 11 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:41,250 Hey, lots of people wear matching pajamas who aren't dating. 12 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,044 - Like who? - Like you and your dog. 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,423 Don't rule out the dating. 14 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:54,263 - Fine, it bothers me. You happy? - You think you've got problems. 15 00:00:54,429 --> 00:01:00,561 The gibbon is the only member of the ape family not classified as a great ape. 16 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,272 How is this helpful? 17 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:07,442 All the non-human apes are classified as great apes, except one. 18 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,613 That means taxonomists created the entire category of lesser ape... 19 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:16,368 Just to single out the poor gibbon as the weird kid on the playground. 20 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:20,497 Now, there's a hairy little fella with a genuine beef. 21 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,083 But the gibbon doesn't know what it's categorized as. 22 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,878 - It doesn't even know it's called a gibbon. - True. 23 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,506 Sorry, kid. You got it worse than a gibbon. 24 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,702 - Hi. - Hey. 25 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,454 We brought snacks for movie night. 26 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,914 Great. I don't suppose you also brought napkins... 27 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,542 Clean bowls, utensils and a roll of toilet paper? 28 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,753 - Right here. - Ah! 29 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,131 - You guys are the best. - What's with the clothes? 30 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,676 With all the new stuff I bought for work, I needed room in my closet. 31 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,846 I meant why are they folded. But whatever. 32 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:23,977 - Ooh. What's this? - That, believe it or not, is my prom dress. 33 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,104 Wow, you still have it? 34 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:30,609 I just assumed it was balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere. 35 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,031 What kind of teenager did you think I was? 36 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,908 - —Slutty. - Easy. 37 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,120 The word is "popular." 38 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,750 - How was your prom? Did you go? - No, but I was on cleanup crew. 39 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,795 - Aw. That's sad. - No, it was okay. 40 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:54,132 The dj let me dance one slow song with my mop before he shut down. 41 00:02:55,676 --> 00:03:00,013 Whenever I see a bucket of dirty water, I still hear "lady in red." 42 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,976 My prom was pretty terrible too. 43 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:09,147 I was excited about my date, but turned out he only asked me because he liked my friend. 44 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,318 - He spent the whole night talking about her. - We get it, you had a friend and a date. 45 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,320 Stop bragging. 46 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:19,116 - It doesn't matter. Prom is silly anyway. - Easy for you to say. 47 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:23,078 - You went with the captain of the football team. - Uh, no. 48 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:26,790 I just made out with him a little while his date was puking. Heh. 49 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,960 My date would've had to clean that up. 50 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:35,966 I have an idea. Maybe we can have, like, a prom do-over. 51 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:40,804 That would be so much fun. We could decorate the roof and make the guys wear tuxedoes. 52 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,639 Get our hair done and slow dance. 53 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,475 Guys, trust me, as someone who's been to seven proms... 54 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,186 It is never as good as you want it to be. 55 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,230 You went to seven proms? 56 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:54,526 Yeah, let's see. Four "under the seas," two "enchanted evenings"... 57 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:59,156 And one "night to remember" that I cannot remember for the life of me. 58 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,828 - Hey. - Hey. Where's Bernadette? 59 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,372 She and Amy are dress shopping for their prom thing. 60 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,207 Oh, yeah. I got that evite. 61 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,794 Ever since I saw pretty in pink, I've wanted to go to an American prom. 62 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,466 But then I saw Carrie and I did not wanna go to an American prom. 63 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,137 But then I saw never been kissed and I'm back on the prom bandwagon. 64 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,390 This prom thing has been a real roller coaster. 65 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,018 Bernie's really excited. 66 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:32,856 I mean, I could tell, because her voice got so high the beagle next door started howling. 67 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,569 - Did you go to your prom? - No. Heh. 68 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,280 I had a date with a proper education. 69 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:45,744 Instead of a tuxedo, I dressed myself in good habits. 70 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:50,373 Instead of spiked punch, I enjoyed the intoxicating flavor of knowledge. 71 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,919 Instead of dancing in a gym, I shook my Booty to the seductive rhythms... 72 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,379 Okay, okay. 73 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,007 Of ap calculus. 74 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,220 How come you're not shopping? 75 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,014 Let me guess, you think the whole idea is lame? 76 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,141 Who cares what I think. What do you think? 77 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,270 To be honest, it's kind of a dream come true to go to even a fake prom... 78 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,105 With a woman as beautiful as you. 79 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,775 Ugh. Thanks a lot. 80 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:22,113 - What? - Now I can't blow this off without being a bitch. 81 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,950 That sounds like a yes. 82 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:32,791 Ooh. Every single person rsvp'd yes. This is so exciting. 83 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,502 [High-pitched] Isn't this exciting? 84 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,087 [Dog howling] 85 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,965 Yep. Heh. 86 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,593 Look, even Stuart's bringing a date. I wonder who it is. 87 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,429 You know exactly who it is. He's gonna bring my mom. 88 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,306 Why did you even invite him? 89 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,101 Because he's our friend and you two need to get along. 90 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:54,855 Why can't he take your mom? You took her to your prom. 91 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,276 I didn't take her. She was a chaperone. 92 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,362 I saw a picture of you two dancing together. 93 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,823 What was I gonna do? They were playing our song. 94 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,286 I can't take this anymore. 95 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,497 [Phone rings] 96 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,958 - Hello? - Howard: Stuart, we have to talk. 97 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:21,423 This thing with you and my mom, I hate it. It's making me crazy. 98 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,633 You and I were friends for years. 99 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,387 And now you're bringing my mother to a party I'm going to? 100 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,805 What the hell? 101 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,433 I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date. 102 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,811 Oh, so now you're cheating on my mother? 103 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,523 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 104 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:43,236 What are you talking about? There's nothing weird going on with me and your mother. 105 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,989 Mrs. Wolowitz: Stewie, your bath is getting cold! 106 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,367 I gotta go. Bye. 107 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,289 [Knocking on door] 108 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,958 Sheldon: Penny.Penny.Penny. 109 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,502 Penny.penny. 110 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,006 - You knocked more than usual. - Next time I might be in a rush... 111 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,384 - It's good to have a few in the bank. - Okay, what's up? 112 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:11,222 I'd like to discuss this party that Amy and Bernadette are throwing. 113 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,224 Since you and I are reluctant to go... 114 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:17,062 I think I've come up with the perfect way for us to enjoy it. 115 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:21,107 - Great. How? - We pretend we're aliens. 116 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,695 I'm not the best at reading facial cues... 117 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,282 But I'm gonna say that you love it and wanna hear more. 118 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,536 Now, in the beloved novel hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy... 119 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:38,333 An alien named Ford prefect pretended to be human in order to blend in... 120 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,587 So that he could write an entry about earth for the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. 121 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,298 Which is a travel book within the actual book. 122 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,302 Which is also called the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. 123 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:53,264 Okay, just one question. What? 124 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,853 My point is, pretending to be an alien is a valuable coping mechanism... 125 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,438 I've used many times. 126 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,983 I did it the first time I went to see you in a play. 127 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,322 You had no idea commander UN-frump of SETI Alpha-3 was in the audience. 128 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,702 Oh, don't worry. He gave you seven thumbs up. 129 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:18,331 Okay, here's a question. As an alien pretending to be human... 130 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:24,087 Are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy? 131 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,593 There are post-prom mating rituals? 132 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:36,307 Not always. Unless your date drives a Van with an air mattress. Then always. 133 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:41,438 Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it. 134 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,940 You're kidding. 135 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,985 I may be an alien, but I have urges. 136 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,865 If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space... 137 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,953 Well, then I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin. 138 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:06,212 I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on. 139 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,887 If you're not gonna learn how to do this, they make some pretty good clip-ons. 140 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,264 Bruce Wayne doesn't wear a clip-on. 141 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,852 Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him. 142 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,356 His name is Alfred, and, yes, he does. 143 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,985 There, perfect. 144 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,906 Are you sure? It's my first prom, I wanna do it correctly. 145 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,075 I thought you were gonna be an alien. 146 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,787 I was, but penny didn't want to and you didn't want to. 147 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:42,040 Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn't want to. 148 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,586 And even I knew it was weird to hire somebody. 149 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,052 - Was that a flask? - Yes. 150 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,388 I've decided to embrace all of the traditions associated with prom... 151 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,057 Including spiking the punch. 152 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,728 You're gonna put alcohol in the punch? 153 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,397 Oh, no, this is pomegranate juice. 154 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:11,903 It's all the fun of high school high jinks with a cell-protecting zip of antioxidants. 155 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,032 If you had ripped jeans and a ieatherjacket... 156 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,409 You'd be the toughest kid on the Disney channel. 157 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,289 So anything else planned for tonight? 158 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,749 Oh, everything. 159 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,502 Getting our picture taken, slow dancing... 160 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,879 Being elected prom king. 161 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,425 Pointing out that kings aren't elected. 162 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,930 It's gonna be off the hook. 163 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,349 And while you're at it... 164 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,227 I know that at this age, your hormones are raging... 165 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,106 But just because all your friends are having sex doesn't mean you have to. 166 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,067 Why would you say that? 167 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,697 You know, because a lot of people lose their virginity on prom night. 168 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,741 Penny implied the same thing. Is this true? 169 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:03,454 Just relax, it's a joke. You don't have hormones. 170 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:17,844 - Wow, you look amazing. - Thank you, so do you. 171 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,971 Sheldon, you look so handsome. 172 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,015 Thank you. 173 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,226 Sheldon, doesn't Amy look hot? 174 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,605 That's gotta put some starch in the upper flermin. 175 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,691 What's that? 176 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,903 It's a scaly genital organ that grows between his shoulder blades. 177 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,447 Try not to touch it when you're dancing. 178 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,743 - Excuse me. - Where are you going? 179 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:46,247 I can't do this. For your information, the flermin doesn't rub between my shoulder blades... 180 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,542 It grows out of the belly button on my neck. 181 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,466 He's right. I was thinking of the lower flermin. 182 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,512 Oh, I'll text Stuart, let him know we're close. 183 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,181 That's a neat tattoo. 184 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,892 Oh, thanks, it's Sally from nightmare before Christmas. 185 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,685 That movie's so cute. 186 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,896 You like her because you both have red hair? 187 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,733 A little, but more that she's covered in scars and can pull her own limbs off... 188 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,443 And sew them back on. 189 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,697 I like cinderella. 190 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:25,203 Did you know in the original book, the sisters cut off their toes with knives... 191 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,205 In order to fit in the glass slipper? 192 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,880 - Here comes Stuart and his date. - Oh, she's cute. 193 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,342 - Oh, my god. - What? 194 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,928 - That's jeanie. - That's jeanie? 195 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,638 - Who's jeanie? - Don't say it. 196 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,474 That's Howard's cousin that he had sex with. 197 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:53,731 She's my second cousin. We were 15. I just said, don't say it. 198 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,360 No, it's okay, he told me that story a long time ago. 199 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,112 - Raj. - It was our first date... 200 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,074 There was an awkward silence, what was I supposed to say? 201 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,538 [Gasps] 202 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,249 Oh, it's beautiful. 203 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,252 Heh. The girls really did a nice job. 204 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:18,589 I know I wasn't into this before, but I'm so glad I get to take you to your first prom. 205 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,592 What makes you think I didn't go to my prom? I went. 206 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:26,556 - Who'd you go with? - I took a little lady I like to call loneliness. 207 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,100 - —Aw. - No, it's all right. 208 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,186 We ended up having a threesome with her friend humiliation. 209 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:38,192 If I'd have been there and saw you, I would've asked you to dance. 210 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,403 - No, you wouldn't have. - You don't know that. 211 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:44,490 - It was before my growth spurt. Ha-ha. - What? That already happened? 212 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,035 Very funny. 213 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:51,831 - Well, you wouldn't have asked me either. - I would have asked you. In my head. 214 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,583 [Both chuckle] 215 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:58,129 On the way home. While I was having a good cry. 216 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,844 [Knocking on door] 217 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,431 - Sheldon? Can I come in? - I don't think that's a good idea. 218 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,766 Why not? 219 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,853 According to an online message board, I may be having a panic attack. 220 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,023 Soccermom09 had similar symptoms. 221 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,903 But to be fair, the twins were a real handful that day. 222 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,822 You're making me worry. What's going on? 223 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,826 What's going on is we're about to go to a prom... 224 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,829 And there's a great deal of pressure on couples like us... 225 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:36,209 To engage in what Mr. Bob eubanks called "making whoopee." 226 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,712 What pressure? All I said was you look handsome. 227 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,173 Can you please open the door? 228 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,050 It's not just that. 229 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,803 Leonard and penny also made comments about it. 230 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:52,850 And I'm not blind. Even I looked twice when I saw my posterior in these tuxedo pants. 231 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,897 So I met jeanie at your aunt Gladys's. 232 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,025 She passed me the manischewitz, I took one look at this punim... 233 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,986 And almost plotzed on the kugel. 234 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,283 Is this what I sound like when I talk about India? 235 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,454 So my mother's okay with this? 236 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,957 Why would she have a problem with me and Stuart? 237 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,001 Because they have a weird, inappropriate relationship. 238 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,255 Weirder than what you and I did in my dad's corolla? 239 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:29,554 - This is so messed up. - I know, I'm having the best time. 240 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,392 Why would you even come to this? Didn't you know I'd be here? 241 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,144 It was a long time ago, Howard. 242 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,563 And you're only second cousins. Who cares? 243 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,940 Wait, so you knew and you brought her anyway? 244 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,733 So she's good enough for Howard... 245 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,527 - But not for me? - Yeah. 246 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,156 Have weird relationships with your own mother and cousin. This is his turf. 247 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,498 Well, I might not have asked you to dance then, but I will ask you now. 248 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:00,751 - But there's no music. - I don't care. We'll make our own music. 249 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,712 My god, who's the dork now? 250 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,797 [Leonard chuckles] 251 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,055 Thank you for wearing your flats. 252 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,766 Thank you for wearing your heels. 253 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:23,733 Look at me, dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom. 254 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,738 Wanna take a picture of us and send it to your old friends in the chess club? 255 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,365 I sent them a bikini shot of you years ago. 256 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,371 This is nice. 257 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,667 - I kind of wish no one else was coming. - I know. Me too. 258 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,214 But it will be fun to have a prom without all the drama. 259 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,841 [Men grunting] 260 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,301 Howie, get off of him. 261 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,804 Not until he stops humping his way up my family tree. 262 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,602 Sheldon, this is silly. I'm not missing another prom. 263 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,688 I'm going upstairs now. Goodbye. 264 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,691 I really did think you looked pretty. 265 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,568 You did? 266 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,365 So much so that I started to panic. 267 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,075 Well, you can relax. 268 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:20,164 Just because you think I look pretty doesn't mean we have to spend the night together. 269 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,834 Were you hoping we would because it's prom? 270 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,003 I'm always hoping. 271 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,634 But tonight I just wanted to have a nice time with you. 272 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,720 And maybe dance with someone who has arms. 273 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:41,435 - Thank you for understanding. - Of course I understand. 274 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,814 Sheldon... 275 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,527 There's something else I've been wanting to say, but before I do, I just... 276 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,989 I want you to know that you don't have to say it back. 277 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:58,327 I know you're not ready and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates... 278 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,121 I love you too. 279 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,793 You said it. 280 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:10,673 There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. 281 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,720 I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite. 282 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,850 But that seems even more far-fetched. 283 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,855 The only conclusion was love. 284 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,816 [Panting] 285 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,485 I know what's happening. 286 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,323 This is a panic attack. 287 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,034 Soccermom09 says to lie down with your feet elevated. 288 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,201 Okay. 289 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,037 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,415 Just because I love you doesn't mean girls are allowed in my room. 291 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,014 Rajesh: Okay. Here we go. 292 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,433 Say cheese. 293 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,271 Say cheese. 294 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485 Say cousin. 295 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,573 Say... 296 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,991 [Cell phone ringing] 297 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,494 Hang on. Heh. Sorry. 298 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,874 Hey, Debbie. Uh, yeah, I'm here with jeanie. 299 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,253 Okay, but we're just friends. It's... 300 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,631 Yeah. I gotta go. 301 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,412 [English - us - sdh]