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Oh, my god, I love this chicken.

2
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Oh, you know what they say,
"the best things in life are free."

3
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You're right. I eat your food a lot.
How about this?

4
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You can raid my fridge
any time you want.

5
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Oh, that's very kind of you.

6
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Next time I have a hankering
to wash down a d-cell battery...

7
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With a jar of old pickle juice,
I'll come a-knocking.

8
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Hey, raj, you didn't send your rsvp in.

9
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I'm supposed to ask you
if you're bringing someone.

10
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I'll let you know.

11
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Could you make it soon?
There's a battle over seating.

12
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In one corner, Bernadette's mom.
In the other three, mine.

13
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Yeah, I hate wedding receptions.
I wish the bride and groom...

14
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Would take a cue from bilbo Baggins.

15
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Slip on the ring, disappear,
and everyone goes home.

16
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Oh, you liked professor geyser's wedding.

17
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They had a make-your-own-sundae bar.

18
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Oh, that was a night to remember.

19
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Do you know, on one trip,
I just had a bowl of nuts.

20
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Anyway, you gotta let me know
if you have a plus-one.

21
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If not, my mom's trying
to sneak in the doctor...

22
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Who sucked the fat out of her neck.

23
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All right, uh, fine.

24
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I'm coming and I'm bringing somebody.

25
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Koothrappali plus one.

26
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- Who are you bringing?
- Who are you bringing?

27
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He's bringing me. Who are you bringing?

28
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Wow, what a bunch of nosey o'donnells.

29
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Come on, who is it?

30
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I'm not telling. I'm from Asia.
I'm mysterious. Deal with it.

31
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Howard, are you having
a make-your-own-sundae bar?

32
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Uh, I don't think so.

33
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Well, you should.
Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce.

34
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But 100 percent of make-your-own-sundae
bars end in happiness.

35
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[Beeps]

36
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- Hello, mommy, daddy. How are you?
- Pretty good, can't complain.

37
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Oh, I'm sure you can.
Just give it a minute.

38
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Listen, uh...

39
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There's something I want
to talk to you about.

40
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I wasn't ready until now
but I think it's time.

41
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It's finally happening.

42
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You're coming out of the closet,
aren't you?

43
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We love you
and we accept your alternate lifestyle.

44
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Just keep it to yourself.

45
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No, I'm not gay.

46
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If anything, I'm metrosexual.

47
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What's that?

48
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It means I like women
as well as their skin-care products.

49
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Well, if you're not coming out...

50
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Why did you call us
during the cricket semi-finals?

51
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I'm tired of trying to meet someone...

52
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And I think I'd like you
to help me find a...

53
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And just to clarify, a female wife?

54
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Matchmaking. Very smart move, son.

55
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Much better than marrying for love.

56
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We married for love.

57
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And it's been wonderful.

58
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Quantum physics makes me so happy.

59
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Yeah? I'm glad.

60
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It's like looking at the universe naked.

61
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[Moans]

62
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[Knocking]

63
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- Hi. Guys got a minute?
- Sure, what's up?

64
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I was thinking about Sheldon's little joke
the other night...

65
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- About me eating all your food.
- Oh, that was no joke.

66
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But I understand your confusion
as I am our group's resident cutup.

67
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I'm sorry, you are our resident cutup?

68
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- Prove it.
- Knock-knock.

69
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- Who's there?
- Interrupting physicist.

70
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- Interrupting phys...
- Muon. Ha, ha.

71
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Anyway, I got a little residual check
from my commercial.

72
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And I thought, "how about I get the guys
a little thank-you to pay them back?"

73
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80, Sheldon... ta-da.

74
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[Gasps]

75
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A vintage, mint-in-box 1975
mego Star Trek transporter...

76
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With real transporter action. Hot darn!

77
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- Where did you get that?
- From Stuart at the comic-book store.

78
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You went to the comic-book store
by yourself?

79
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Yeah. It was fun.

80
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I walked in and two different guys
got asthma attacks.

81
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Felt pretty good.

82
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Well, this calls for an expression
of gratitude.

83
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Ooh, am I about to get
a rare Sheldon Cooper hug?

84
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No, not this time.
Then they wouldn't be special.

85
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Click. Thanks, penny.

86
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You're welcome.

87
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,888
Don't worry, I didn't forget about you.

88
00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,850
Leonard, I got you a label-maker.

89
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No, it's great.

90
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- Also, uh, mint-in-box.
- Mm.

91
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- And I got you a transporter too!
- Awesome!

92
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Look, it was actually designed
for my vintage Mr. Spock action figure.

93
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Oh, that's great.
Open it and put him in there.

94
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- Open it?
- No, good lord, no.

95
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Why? They're just toys.

96
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- Collectibles.
- They're mint-in-box.

97
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Can't we open one up and take a look?

98
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- Aah!
- No, don't!

99
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Once you open the box, it loses its value.

100
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Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me
the same lecture about my virginity.

101
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Gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun
taking it out and playing with it.

102
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You sure you want us here
when you meet this woman?

103
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Oh, yes. In my culture, it's expected to
have a chaperone to oversee a first date.

104
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I want to make a good impression.
No offense, but with you here...

105
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I look like I'm 6'2".

106
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The nuns always chaperoned
the dances at my high school.

107
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They used to make us leave room
between us for the holy spirit.

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Rajesh: Hmm.

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