1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:06,340 Wanna spend time playing the new "star wars" game this weekend? 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,510 Mm, I don't know, I promised myself I'd get off the computer... 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,346 Be more physically active, get some exercise. 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,557 You're about to walk up three flights of stairs. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,269 Well, good point. I'm in. 6 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,524 You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,235 - Mm, you talking gaming marathon? - Yeah. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:30,656 Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food. 9 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,284 Howard: Turn off our phones so our moms can't call. 10 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,498 It'll be like our "world of warcraft" party when the neighbors called the cops on us. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,920 They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead. 12 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,633 We were bad-ass back in the day. 13 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:55,222 - All right, let's do it. - Forty-eight hours of "star wars" gaming. 14 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,349 It's on like Alderaan. 15 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,478 Hey, Sheldon, clear your weekend. 16 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,525 Starting Saturday morning, "star wars" marathon. 17 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,774 - Woo-hoo. - Movies or video games? 18 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,859 Or board games? Or trading-card games? 19 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,362 Or legos? Or dress-up? Or comic books? 20 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,322 Or dramatic readings of novelizations? 21 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,491 Yes to all. 22 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,537 We are going to play the online game. 23 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,665 The online game? Bully. 24 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,626 As much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy... 25 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,629 Playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have plans. 26 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,757 We are attending my aunt flora's 93rd birthday party. 27 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,093 Just tell her I can't come. 28 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,470 She'll be disappointed if we don't show. 29 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,515 She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long. 30 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,811 Hang on. I followed all the protocols... 31 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,439 Set forth by you in the relationship agreement. 32 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,775 I made a written request 72 hours in advance. 33 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,737 Checked the tire pressure on the car. 34 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,905 I contacted the centers for disease control... 35 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,409 To find out what shots they recommend for travel to orange county. 36 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,163 Fyi, it's none. 37 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,415 Amy, the relationship agreement... 38 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,251 Was not designed for either one of us to get our way. 39 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,253 You use it to get your way. 40 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,422 I use it to get the right way. 41 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,302 The fact that the right way is also my way is a happy coincidence. 42 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,556 You gave me your word. You're coming with me. 43 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,891 We'll miss you, Sheldon. 44 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,518 Yeah? Well, who wants to spend the whole weekend... 45 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:27,105 Running around a bunch of pretend planets battling made-up monsters? 46 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:31,151 - That's for babies. - Yeah, but it's got iightsabers. 47 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,780 Yeah. Please, Amy, it's got iightsabers. 48 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,225 - Hello, Stuart. - Hey, Sheldon. 49 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,018 - Help you with anything? - Yes. 50 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,855 I'm attending a party this weekend for a 93-year-old woman. 51 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,567 Can you recommend a gift? 52 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,028 Uh, I don't know. 53 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,365 Could put a tennis ball on the end of Excalibur... 54 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,326 Make a pretty bad-ass cane. 55 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,245 Do you supply the ball? 56 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,038 - No. - Then no. 57 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,668 - What else? - Uh, oh. 58 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:33,505 Got this collector's edition Batman utility belt. 59 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:37,300 Maybe she could use it as a wearable pill caddy. 60 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,431 Well, she'd just look silly wearing that without the rest of the costume. 61 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,227 Um, sorry, Sheldon, that's it. That's all I got. 62 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,105 It's not your fault. I've been to the model-train store. 63 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:54,317 I've been to radio shack. This woman's impossible to shop for. 64 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,529 I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems... 65 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,532 If I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems. 66 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,452 Well, Leonard, go ahead and mock. 67 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,120 It's like my daddy always said: 68 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:09,040 "Shelly, women aren't anything but flipping pains in the bottom." 69 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,754 That's what your father used to say? 70 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,924 Well, I took out the bad words and the "yeehaw," but you get the gist. 71 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,763 If you don't wanna go to the party, just don't go. You're a grown man. 72 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,433 Act like one. Tell Amy you wanna spend the weekend having a sleepover... 73 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,852 And playing video games with your friends. 74 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:34,441 Yeah, maybe she'll dig it. Women like a firm hand on the tiller. 75 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,109 I can never find the tiller. 76 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,907 I got a book. It didn't help. 77 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,285 Yeah, I always thought if I were ever enslaved... 78 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,663 It would be by an advanced species from another planet... 79 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,958 Not some hotsy-totsy from glendale. 80 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:57,631 I downloaded an app that might be helpful in this situation. 81 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:07,182 You're right. I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out. 82 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,814 Listen, I kind of made plans with the guys this weekend. 83 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,817 I wondered, because we're in this relationship beta test... 84 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,819 If I should have asked you first. 85 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,613 Then I thought if I did check with you first... 86 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,699 You'd think that I was taking things too seriously... 87 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,035 And then I got a nosebleed. 88 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,748 You don't have to check with me. Do whatever you want. 89 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,336 Guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay. 90 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,506 - Really? What were you hoping for? - I don't know. 91 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,550 Maybe that you'd be a little upset. 92 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:45,846 And then you'd realize that I'm a stallion that has to run free. 93 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,519 And that would turn you on a little. 94 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,980 Okay, I'm an actress. Ask me again. 95 00:05:56,982 --> 00:06:00,151 Do you mind if I spend the weekend playing games with the guys? 96 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,530 Wha...? The entire weekend? You mean I wouldn't see you at all? 97 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:08,201 But I do... no, no, I knew what I was getting into. 98 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,371 You can't put a saddle on Leonard hofstadter. 99 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:18,503 Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? Ay, papi. 100 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,631 "Ay, papi"? 101 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,967 - What is that? - An acting choice. 102 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,176 Leonard: Hmm. 103 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,554 So you chose that when you become turned on... 104 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,473 You'd turn into speedy Gonzalez. 105 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,852 Do you got a problem with that, papi? 106 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,400 Sheldon: Penny? Penny? Penny? 107 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,571 Sorry, stallion. Your weird friend giraffe is here. 108 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:50,368 Hello, penny. I just stopped by to bring you this gift. 109 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,953 Gummi bears? Thank you. 110 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,747 Now that you're in my debt... 111 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,460 Please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment... 112 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,630 To attend her aunt's tedious birthday party. 113 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,965 - Not a chance. - All right. 114 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,760 I thought the candy might not be enough, so let me up the ante. 115 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,138 Ahem. These are Cooper coupons. 116 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,099 These are for various things I can do for you. 117 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,811 Um, oh, this one is for one free grammar check. 118 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,900 You could use it for e-mails, letters, tattoos, what have you. 119 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,279 Oh, this is a fun one. This is an afternoon with me... 120 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:31,326 At the California science center where I point out their mistakes. 121 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:36,247 Keep an eye on those expiration dates. I've been burned more than once. 122 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,918 I'm not gonna get involved in your relationship. 123 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,837 Come on. It's just a simple favor. When's the last time... 124 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,465 - I asked you to do something for me? - Yesterday. 125 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,344 You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it. 126 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,847 Last time I asked you to do something that wasn't a medical emergency? 127 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:57,310 Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it. 128 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,521 All right, I have no choice... 129 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,982 - But to go on to plan b. - What's that? 130 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,985 Run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold. 131 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,200 - Good morning. - Hello. 132 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:16,204 I think you'll really enjoy yourself today. You get to meet my relatives. 133 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,873 Since my aunt's nursing home is catering the party... 134 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,627 All the food is incredibly soft. It's like a vacation for your teeth. 135 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,379 All right. 136 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,842 - You sure you're okay with this? - Yes. 137 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,722 I decided to find a way that I could have this experience and enjoy it. 138 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,474 Thank you. That means a lot to me. 139 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,352 Oh, don't thank me. Thank wireless technology. 140 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,564 Yeah, I realized I can go to your aunt's awful party... 141 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:46,818 And still spend the whole day gaming with my friends. 142 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,196 My relatives are gonna wanna talk to you. 143 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,699 And you're gonna be sitting there playing a game? 144 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,828 - Isn't that a little rude? - Oh, I got that covered. 145 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,874 Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying. 146 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:07,547 If playing that game is more important than honoring your commitment to me... 147 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,091 And you don't mind me showing up all by myself... 148 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,011 After I've told everybody I'll be bringing somebody... 149 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,818 Then fine, go home and play your game. 150 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,394 Thanks. Oh, listen. 151 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,731 I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake... 152 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:29,069 Provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry. 153 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:40,705 Here you go. I've got everything we'll need for the big game. 154 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,917 Low-fat Turkey jerky. 155 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,419 Low-carb beer. 156 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,589 Hundred-calorie snack packs. 157 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,927 Pick up a y chromosome while you were there? You might be short one. 158 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,722 Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size... 159 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,599 Thank you very much. 160 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,935 Gentlemen, the game offers us a choice... 161 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,771 Between playing for the republic and the light side... 162 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,774 Or the sith empire and the dark side. 163 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,777 We're always the good guys. In "d&d" we're lawful good. 164 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,780 In "city of heroes" we're heroes. In "Grand Theft Auto"... 165 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,242 We pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat. 166 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,497 Those women are prostitutes? 167 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,793 You said they were raising money for stem-cell research. 168 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,131 Hey, guys. I got a surprise. 169 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,635 Mm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think raj beat you to it. 170 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,097 No, Bernadette's gonna be playing with us. 171 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,851 So that's pretty cool, huh? Right? Sure, it is. 172 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,436 Wha...? You invited your girlfriend? 173 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,648 - This is supposed to be our weekend. - I had no choice. 174 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,277 She said, "why don't we go out for brunch and maybe the arboretum?" 175 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:56,030 I said, "no, I promised the guys I was gonna play a video game with them." 176 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,159 She said, "can I come?" Then I didn't answer for a second. 177 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,369 Then she said, "do you not want me to come?" 178 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,336 Then I bought her a new laptop and the game... 179 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,623 And she's parking the car now. 180 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,336 Is the whip-sound app contextually appropriate here? 181 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,799 Uh, it is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny. 182 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:23,057 - I was wrong. It's still funny. - Oh, good. 183 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,277 - Amy, what's wrong? - My boyfriend's a jerk. 184 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,198 Well, I know he didn't cheat on you, so, what happened? 185 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,410 I had to go to my aunt's party by myself. 186 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:46,039 Everybody was like, "where's this boyfriend you talk about? Is he real? 187 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,709 Or did you make him up like armin the miniature-horse breeder?" 188 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,546 Who's armin the miniature-horse breeder? 189 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,008 The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. 190 00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:01,179 It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question "how did you two meet?" 191 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,099 - I would've thought at a horse show. - Oh, that's good. 192 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,438 I panicked and said Woodstock. 193 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,900 I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family. 194 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,403 Sure, I get that. I mean, he's your first boyfriend and all. 195 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,407 Not just my first boyfriend. He's the best boyfriend. I mean, think about it. 196 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,410 I'm dating Sheldon Cooper. 197 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,374 Yes, on purpose. 198 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,127 He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant. 199 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,923 His skin has that pale, waxy quality. 200 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,425 Well, sickly is the new sexy. 201 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,430 -Yeah. 202 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,766 You know, Amy... 203 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,270 When you're in a relationship with someone you really care about... 204 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,314 The sucky part is it leaves you open to getting hurt. 205 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,441 Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you? 206 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,111 Ha, ha, that's hilarious. No. 207 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,282 Get that guy! Get that guy! 208 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,826 Pew, pew, pew! 209 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,579 Uh, Dr. Rostenkowski, it may interest you to know... 210 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:13,459 That saying, "pew, pew, pew," isn't as effective as pressing your blaster key. 211 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,423 In the same way that saying, "whee," doesn't make the iandspeeder go. 212 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,639 - Raj, imperial troopers on your tail. - Rajesh: Unh. Got him. 213 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,767 When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of nonviolence... 214 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,646 I bet he didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff. 215 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,859 All right, I think we got them all. Let's divide up the loot. 216 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,386 Bernadette: Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got. 217 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,822 You should put on yours and then we'll match. 218 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,658 But I worked hard to get this armor, heh. 219 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,787 Sorry, I just thought it'd be nice if people knew we were a couple. 220 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,206 Fine, I'll change. 221 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,638 I don't think I wanna play a game. 222 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,475 They're playing one across the hall. We should too. 223 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,354 Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter off the table. 224 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,190 If it goes into this cup, the other person has to drink. 225 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,193 Then you get to go again, and you ki... 226 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:27,033 - Like that? - Wow, yeah, beginner's luck. 227 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,869 So now I will drink this entire cup of beer... 228 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,039 And you will go again and we can... 229 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,712 All right, so, yeah. Okay, now I'm gonna drink this entire cup. 230 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,964 And then I'm going to drink another one. 231 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,051 Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell? 232 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,680 I spent my childhood throwing coins into wishing Wells hoping for friends. 233 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,434 At a certain point, you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting. 234 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,062 Oh, give me a second to catch up here, hold on. 235 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,274 That'd be my boyfriend... 236 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,112 Happier playing his Star Trek game with friends than hanging out with me. 237 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,406 - Wars. - What? 238 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,575 Star wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up. 239 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,913 - What's the difference? - There's absolutely no difference. 240 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,251 How do I get him to treat me better? 241 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,629 All right, let me give you a little girlfriend 101. 242 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,757 Usually the first move is you withhold sex... 243 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,593 But that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty. 244 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:33,141 So I'd say give him the silent treatment. 245 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,768 - No, he loves that. - Hmm. 246 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,813 Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking... 247 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,650 Is six and a half hours. He said it was a magical evening. 248 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,903 All right, we're gonna have to go with an oldie but goodie: 249 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,449 - Making a scene. - I don't think I'd be good at that. 250 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,617 Ah. You're lucky to have me. Back in Omaha... 251 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,163 There are two restaurants I'm not allowed into. Both chili's. 252 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,794 Bernadette, your character is the healer in our group. 253 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,422 In charge of healing all of us, not just Howard. 254 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:08,843 Can't help it. My Howie-wowie has an owie. Ha, ha. 255 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:14,807 That is the most sickeningly sweet thing I have ever experienced. 256 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,769 And I am sipping kool-aid through a red vine. 257 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:25,485 Sheldon, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'll do it in front of all your friends. 258 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,488 Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean. 259 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,491 I'm gonna publicly shame you and then sit back... 260 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,327 As societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior. 261 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, burn! 262 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,833 If you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you... 263 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,211 For a miniature-horse breeder named armin. 264 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,798 - Armin who? - Armin... damn it. 265 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,181 Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay? 266 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,808 I mean, look at this adorable, smushy face. 267 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,978 Smush, smush, smush. 268 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,691 - You're hurting me. - No, Sheldon hurt you. 269 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,402 - Before. Now it's you. - Oh. 270 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,031 I think I understand. 271 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,202 You're the one person who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend. 272 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,206 But that rings hollow if you can't lord him over others in the flesh. 273 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:26,546 I forget what I bring to the party and what I take away when I leave. 274 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:32,260 Please accept these valuable Cooper coupons... 275 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,847 - As restitution. - She doesn't want your stupid coupons... 276 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,393 The science center? Redeeming. Let's go. 277 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:46,274 Well played, Amy Farrah Fowler. Let me get my coat. 278 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,193 Oh, grow up, Leonard. 279 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,155 Excuse me, I have something to say. 280 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:59,036 None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking foward to this weekend. 281 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,790 It was gonna be like the old days. The four of us hanging out... 282 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,043 Playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. 283 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,756 Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend? 284 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,258 Even if I get one someday... 285 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,554 I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper! 286 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,770 And that's how a girl makes a scene. 287 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,652 I'm sorry. You're right. You deserve your weekend. 288 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,488 - Come on, Amy, let's go. - What about the science center? 289 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,617 Oh, I'll let you hold my hair while I throw up. 290 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,453 Rain check. 291 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,290 - I'm gonna go too. - I'll miss you. 292 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,584 - I'll miss you. - But I'll miss you more. 293 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,794 - No, I'll miss you... - Just leave. 294 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,843 Ahh. Okay, now, this is the way it's supposed to be. 295 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,137 Men together, fighting the forces of evil. 296 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,222 - Howard: All right. - Hear, hear. 297 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,019 Can't believe this is only 64 calories. 298 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,329 Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard Joel Wolowitz, I've been worried sick for two days... 299 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,831 And I know you turned off your phone! 300 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,004 You open up this door right now, because I've had it up to here! 301 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,340 I have been to the morgue and the hospital... 302 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,928 And I've spent the last half-hour walking up these farkakte stairs! 303 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,433 That's my ride. Gotta go, heh.