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- Helium.
- Yes.

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- Taylor swift.
- Yes.

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- Pi.
- Yes.

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- Kardashian.
- More specific.

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- Khloé? Ah!
- Yes!

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See, I remember because
if it looks like Kim, it's Kim,

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if it looks kind of like Kim,
it's Kourtney,

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if it looks nothing like Kim, it's khloé.

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Oh, that's a venn diagram,

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and I remember
because I thought to myself,

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"venn is he gonna stop talking
about this diagram?"

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What're you guys doing?

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Well, we decided to use our breakfast time

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to expand our respective knowledge bases.

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Let me try.

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Atom of hydrogen,
Adam of maroon 5, mic drop.

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I'm sorry, who is Mike drop?

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(Laughs)

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Oh, hey, penny, do you wanna go
to the airport with me later

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to pick up my mother?

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- Sure.
- Leonard: Thanks.

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No problem.

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Hey, penny, since you're already
gonna be at the airport, do I need to go?

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Why don't you wanna
get your mother from the airport?

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I can do without the 40-minute car ride

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where she criticizes
every aspect of my life.

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She can cover it in a car ride?

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I can do 40 minutes on your posture alone.

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You really want me
to pick up your mother all by myself?

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I just feel like it would be
a good chance for you to bond.

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Or a way for you to avoid her?

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I don't know what he's putting on those
cards, but you are smarter than ever.

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Fine, if you really want me to,
I will pick your mom up.

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Seriously?

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Yeah, you know what,
she is my mother-in-law,

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and I'd like for us to have
a good relationship.

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That is very mature of you,
so I'm gonna go ahead and say, suckah!

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- All right, back to learning.
- Okay.

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(Clears throat)

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Oh, easy, bill nye, the science guy.

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Or as I know him.

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Creepy old dude
from dancing with the stars.

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(Imitating bell dinging)

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(Theme song playing)

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Did you guys see
there's an avengers screening?

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Joss Whedon's gonna show
some deleted scenes

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and do a question and answer session.

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Well, I have a few questions for him
about the last avengers movie,

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and a whole lot of answers.

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When's the screening?

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It's tonight,
but it's first come, first served,

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so we should probably
get there early and wait in line.

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Let's do it.

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Penny's busy with my mother, so I'm in.

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Bad news, Amy's making me
go shopping with her later,

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so it looks like none of us can go.

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You do realize we're allowed
to have fun without you?

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In fact, that's usually the trick to it.

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What time do we need to get there?

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Uh, I'd say by 3:00.

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You're really going without me?

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It's not a big deal. Go shopping with Amy,
and we'll save a spot in line for you.

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You don't have the authority
to save places in the line.

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If I do that, I'll be cutting.

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People do it all the time.

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You know the golden rule
of line etiquette,

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"no cuts, no buts, no coconuts."

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If you really care that much,

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there are apps now
that'll let you hire people to do stuff

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like errands and wait in lines.

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People are actually
waiting in lines as a job?

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Boy, it makes me feel better
about my life.

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Some of these guys make over $20 an hour.

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And now I feel worse again.

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I'm not surprised Leonard chose
to avoid picking me up.

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He's battled intimacy issues
his whole life.

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Does he have difficulty
maintaining erections?

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(Clearing throat) Wow. Didn't even
make it out of the parking lot.

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You know what, enough about Leonard,
let's talk about you.

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What would you like to do
while you're here?

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Dear, I'm a psychiatrist.

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You don't have to avoid having
intimate conversations with me.

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Well, I'd actually like
for us to be close,

84
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but maybe we start with our favorite books

85
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and work our way up
to my husband's sex organs.

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Very well. What's the last book you read?

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Uh, does pottery barn spring count?

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Penny, it's only natural to want
your mother-in-law to like you,

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and I acknowledge
I can be an intimidating person.

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So, what can I do
to make this process easier for you?

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For starters, maybe you can
not psychoanalyze everything I say?

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And how does it make you feel when
I psychoanalyze everything you say?

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Uncomfortable.

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That was a joke, dear.

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Oh, sorry.

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(Chuckles) Didn't know you made those.

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Hey, listen, what if we have

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a little mother-in-law,
daughter-in-law dinner tonight?

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So, just the two of us?

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Or do I invite a few girlfriends?

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'Cause hearing you say "the two of us"
just sent a chill right down my spine.

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Hey.

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What are you doing here?
You're not Sheldon.

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I thought that might come up.

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Sheldon hired me to go shopping with you.

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Hold on, he paid you
to get out of spending time with me?

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No, it's not like that.

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There's a long line he'd rather stand in.

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So, what're we doing, Old Navy,
build-a-bear, I get paid either way.

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We're not going shopping together.

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You sure? I'm happy to hold your bag,

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and Sheldon gave me money
for hot dog on a stick.

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Can you understand
why I might be annoyed right now?

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(Chuckling) Look, lady, I just work here.

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We've waited in a lot of lines together,
haven't we?

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Remember when we camped out
for the doctor who panel at comic-con?

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Yeah, sleeping under the stars

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with other fans who love the show
as much as we do.

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Waking up wondering
which of those fans stole our wallets.

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Stuart, what're you doing here?

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Sheldon, you are the most inconsiderate
person I have ever met in my entire life!

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Where do you get off
sending me to shop with your girlfriend?

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I don't understand. You were happy
to do this when I hired you.

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Why are you upset with me now?

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I'm not upset with you,
but Amy's pretty bent out of shape,

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so she hired me to let you have it.

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Well, I suppose turnabout is fair play.

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You're darn right it's fair play,
you selfish jerk!

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You know, just when I think we're
making progress in our relationship,

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we revert to our old patterns where
thoughts and feelings go unexpressed.

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I mean, if he didn't wanna go shopping
with me, why didn't he just say so?

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Maybe he couldn't get a word in edgewise.

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Sorry, I've been going on and on.

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No, it's all right, dear.

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Sheldon has a brilliant
and complicated mind.

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It's understandable that being in
a relationship with him could be trying.

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I called him "babe" once.
He asked me to get a drug test.

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Well, I do admire your resolve.
You're an extraordinary woman.

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Thank you.

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You know what, she's my mother-in-law,
why can't I bond with her like that?

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Amy's with Sheldon
who she loves like a son.

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You're with her son, who she doesn't.

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Do you realize it took me five years
to get a massage from him?

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Well, that still could be
a big step for Sheldon.

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Three minutes.
And he used a kitchen timer.

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I felt like a soft-boiled egg.

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You know, being in a relationship
with Leonard

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also comes with its challenges.

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Yes, well, what can you do?

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(Knocking on door)

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Maybe it's Sheldon,
here to say he's sorry.

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Sheldon says he's sorry.

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Bernadette,
I'll give you $5 to slam the door.

154
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I would've done it for $3.

155
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Boy, all this standing's making me tired.

156
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Good thing I brought
my collapsible stick chair.

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The stick chair.
You look like an idiot on that thing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but chairs on sticks are comfy.

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Hey.

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Hey, is everything smoothed out with Amy?

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Uh, no, she's still pretty mad.

162
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Did you make the apology
as sincere as I would have?

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I said, "Sheldon says he's sorry."

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Yeah, well,
that's laying it on a little thick.

165
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Think it's time
you apologize to her yourself.

166
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I suppose so, but if I get out of line,
I'll lose my spot.

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I'm happy to hold your place
till you get back.

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You would do that?

169
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Consider it my way
of getting more of your money.

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You're a good man.

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So, Beverly, did you know
penny is the number three sales rep

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at our pharmaceutical company?

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I didn't realize you two work together.

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Well, we don't exactly, I'm
a microbiologist for the research team.

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What are you currently developing?

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Bernadette: Some exciting
new anti-anxiety drugs.

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That's interesting. I just attended
a lecture on pediatric anxiety.

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Oh, was it Dr. Jenofski?
I just saw his Ted talk.

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Beverly: It was.

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Well, let's get back to penny.

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Hey, weren't you telling me something
great about your company car?

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Um... (Clearing throat)

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It has seat warmers.

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(Intermittent knocking on door)

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Sheldon: Amy, Amy, Amy.

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Come in.

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Hello, everyone.
Oh, Beverly, good to see you.

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I'd love to chat, but there's a line
that could start moving any minute,

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so let's do this.

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00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,359
Amy, a proper apology
requires three steps.

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Step one, an admission of wrongdoing.
Amy, I was wrong.

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Step two, a promise
never to repeat said action.

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Amy, that action will never be repeated,
and that's a promise.

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Step three,
an earnest request for forgiveness.

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Amy, I hope you can forgive me,
and I hope you do it right now

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00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,809
'cause there's an uber waiting downstairs,

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00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,594
and I don't wanna repeat this apology
nonsense with my driver, Ganesh.

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Fine.

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Oh, thanks, you're a peach.

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00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,819
And Beverly, we'll catch up soon.

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00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,923
Bernadette, it's a pleasure, as always.
Penny, you have spinach in your teeth.

202
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,810
How long have I had spinach in my teeth?

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00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,269
Since the airport, dear.

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00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,624
You look like you come with a kickstand.

205
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,737
You can't make me feel bad.

206
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,073
Maybe not. Leonard?

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00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,911
So, when the aliens brought you back,
they just left the probe in?

208
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,957
- I'm back.
- Hey, how'd it go?

209
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,208
It went well.

210
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,228
You know, I've learned that
if you never say you're sorry,

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00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,420
the times you do
really puts them on their heels.

212
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,216
Stuart, I relieve you of your line duties.

213
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,468
Anyone else need anything before I go?

214
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,012
I'll give you a dollar
if you make fun of raj.

215
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,849
- That's mean.
- Five.

216
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,351
You look like tigger
if tigger looked like a jackass.

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00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,273
If you ever need a reference
or anything, just let me know.

218
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,776
Hey, guys.

219
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,280
Did you see that?

220
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,865
He just cut the line.

221
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,592
He's justjoining his friends, it's fine.

222
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:43,203
No, it's not fine.
It is a breach of line etiquette.

223
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,164
We're near the front of the line.
We'll get in either way.

224
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,268
What if every person in front of us
lets someone cut?

225
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,376
We'd still get in.

226
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,770
What if each of those people
let someone cut?

227
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,920
Still get in.

228
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,314
Then each of those people let someone cut?

229
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,508
We'd still get in, but first I'd hit you
over the head with his stick chair.

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- Excuse me.
- Oh, please don't.

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00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,308
I couldn't help but notice
that you cut the line.

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00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,894
Oh, uh, I'm with my friends. It's cool.

233
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,688
No, it's not cool.

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00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,817
If there were reserved seating,
we all had tickets, that'd be fine,

235
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,503
but this line is first-come, first-served.

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Not "show up tardy
and nevertheless be first-served."

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- Right here.
- No.

238
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,636
You need to go to the back of the line.

239
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(Scoffs) Who made you line monitor?

240
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Mrs. Wunch in fourth grade.

241
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And my slogan was, "a line
this straight is a line that's great."

242
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Is this guy for real?

243
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Boy, I wish I could say no.

244
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,641
That was very nice of Sheldon
to apologize.

245
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,101
Well, he's come a long way,

246
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:52,439
or a short way very slowly,
so it feels like a long way.

247
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,485
Your relationship with him is fascinating.

248
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I'm preparing to write a book
on high-achieving couples,

249
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and I would love to interview
the both of you.

250
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,660
Oh, sure, I'll talk to Sheldon about it.

251
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,763
You know, Bernadette's husband's
a former astronaut.

252
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,955
Really?

253
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,749
Do you think he would be interested
in being interviewed as well?

254
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,542
Do I think he'd be interested?

255
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,604
Sometimes I hear him
pretending to be interviewed

256
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when he's alone in the bathroom.

257
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,342
Wonderful, I'll give you
my contact information.

258
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,680
Um, you should
probably talk to penny, too.

259
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,099
About what?

260
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,728
Okay, you know what, this is ridiculous.

261
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,957
I've been trying to make
a connection with you all day,

262
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,524
and clearly I'm getting nowhere.

263
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,820
We”, are you seeking a connection
or just some form of validation?

264
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,410
What I was seeking was
some sort of friendship,

265
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,992
but at this point I'll take you
not insulting me to my face.

266
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,244
My intention was never to insult you.

267
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,288
You've been doing it all day.
Do you even know what an insult is?

268
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,624
Well, it's not a clinical term,

269
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:56,086
but one example would be
your marrying my son and not inviting me

270
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or even telling me
the wedding was taking place.

271
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,093
Okay, good example.

272
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,183
What about joss Whedon's work
makes you think he'd be okay

273
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,102
with rule-breakers and line-cutters?

274
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:16,940
The avengers are rule-breakers, being
vengeful is in their job description.

275
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,818
They work for S.H.I.E.L.D.,

276
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,195
which is a sanctioned department
of the us. Government.

277
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,365
Now, do you work for a sanctioned
department of the us. Government?

278
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,950
As a matter of fact I do,

279
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,870
at a little place called the dmv.

280
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,292
He's got him there.
The "d" even stands for department.

281
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,838
Excuse me,
can I please see a show of hands?

282
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,883
Who here takes issue
with this person cutting the line?

283
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,595
Told you.

284
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,389
Well, what a sad state of affairs.

285
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,975
Now that you've all been
so ground down by life,

286
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,078
you don't even notice
when someone disrespects you.

287
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,873
I can't believe we're gonna get beat up,
and it's not because of your chair.

288
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,417
Sheldon: It's time for you to wake up.

289
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,401
You know, right now,
at the back of this line,

290
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,237
there's a movie fan like you
who's not going to get in

291
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,865
because this person simply doesn't care.

292
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,408
Yeah, well, 61 years ago,

293
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,495
there was another person
at the back of the line,

294
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,662
and her name was Rosa Parks.

295
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,753
Okay, you may have to pretend you're black
to get us out of here.

296
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:26,093
Let's all follow in that brave woman's
footsteps and stand up for ourselves.

297
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,970
Now, and I realize that
she stood up by remaining seated,

298
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,032
but now is not the time
to enjoy the irony of that.

299
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,768
Now, I ask you again,
who here takes issue with this person...

300
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,996
Why should we listen to you?
You cut the line yourself.

301
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,147
I most certainly did not.

302
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,024
I saw you.

303
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,821
If you're feeling dizzy,
it's because the tables have turned.

304
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,243
Excuse me, I paid someone
to wait in line for me,

305
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,370
and then when I arrived, he left.

306
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:57,124
So what you saw, my good woman,
was swapsies, not cutsies.

307
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,542
No, no, no, no, no, wait.

308
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,068
I ask you again, show of hands,
who here takes issue with...

309
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,504
Stop moving! He's gonna get in!

310
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,173
- Buddy, let it go.
- No, I can't, this isn't right.

311
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,660
- You did everything you could.
- No, I could've done more.

312
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,804
Now, now.

313
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,241
You denigrated the memory
of a great civil rights pioneer.

314
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,385
That's all anyone could ask.

315
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,439
To be honest, I'm surprised
you cared about the wedding at all.

316
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,733
I'm still human, penny.

317
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,320
Not getting invited to my own
son's wedding is difficult to ignore.

318
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,615
I know how you feel.
She didn't invite any of us.

319
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,367
It was spur of the moment.

320
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,203
Well, we did get to see
a live stream of it on the Internet.

321
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,581
I could've watched it on the Internet?

322
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,376
(Whispering) Thank you.

323
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,024
So, if we would've asked you
to come to Vegas to see us get married,

324
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,091
you would've come?

325
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,303
No, iwould've said
you're making a huge mistake,

326
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,471
but an invitation would've been nice.

327
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,434
You really think we made a mistake?

328
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:03,106
At the time I did,
but I've never seen Leonard so happy,

329
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,774
so perhaps I was wrong.

330
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,611
Wow.

331
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,947
Okay, well, how about this?

332
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:16,077
Maybe while you're still in town, Leonard
and I can have another small ceremony,

333
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,621
you know, if you're interested.

334
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,790
I would find that perfectly acceptable.

335
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,000
(Gasps)

336
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,004
She would find it perfectly acceptable.
You guys saw it, we bonded.

337
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,642
Howie, you're doin' okay?
You've been in there a while.

338
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,310
Howard: I'm fine, be right out.

339
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,649
Am I an American hero? (Scoffs)

340
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,111
That's a good question, Jim.

341
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:54,032
You know, don't you think
once an astronaut leaves the planet,

342
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:57,327
he's a hero
to all the nations of the earth?

343
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,995
(Toilet flushing)

344
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,334
Okie-dokie, I think I have time
for one more question.

345
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,676
(Theme music playing)

346
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