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I have a question about Batman.

2
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Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat.

3
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Yeah.

4
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Man-bat is a part-man, part-bat hybrid.

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Now, if man-bat dressed up as a man
to fight crime,

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would he be man-Batman?

7
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No, he'd be bat-man-bat.

8
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But wouldn't man-Batman just be a Batman
that was bitten by a radioactive man?

9
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But Batman is a man.

10
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You're talking about a man
who would have the powers of a man.

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That's just man-man.

12
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Isn't man-man just man?

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But what if man-man dressed as a bat?

14
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Well, that's just Batman.

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No, if a man dresses as a bat,
that's Batman,

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but if man-man dresses as a bat,
that's bat-man-man.

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(Phone chimes)

18
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So, does that answer your question?

19
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Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

20
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Oh, that's Claire, gotta run.

21
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Thought you were back with Emily?

22
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Uh, actually, I'm seeing both of them.

23
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You mean like through their window
from behind a bush?

24
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No, I'm actually dating two women.

25
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Later.

26
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(Scoffs) Really?

27
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The guy who for years
couldn't even talk to women

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is suddenly going out with two of them?

29
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- How is that possible?
- Howard: I know.

30
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Scientists have tried to reproduce it
with computational models,

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but in each case, the world blows up.

32
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Seriously, that guy's dating two women?

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(Theme song playing)

34
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What? Why did you get a party sub?

35
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People are coming over. It looked fun.

36
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Oh, we're only watching game of thrones.

37
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No, a party sub implies it's a party.

38
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Your attendance implies it's not.

39
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I like a party as much as the next man.

40
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As long as the next man
doesn't like a party.

41
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Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is
our quarterly roommate agreement meeting.

42
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Sheldon, we don't need a meeting
every three months.

43
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Well, it sounds like the kind of thing
one would bring up

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at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting.

45
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Lucky for you it's tomorrow.

46
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Well, you know what? I'm not going.

47
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Well, you have to go.

48
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It's penny's first time leading
the pledge ofallegiance.

49
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This meeting is a waste of time.

50
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Whether we make the switch from
post raisin bran to kellogg's raisin bran

51
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should not require
parliamentary procedure.

52
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You realize one of them
has sugar on the raisins.

53
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You're the only one who eats them!

54
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And yet you get to weigh in!

55
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Democracy! It's pretty cool, isn't it?

56
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I'm not going. You can't make me.

57
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Well, we'll just see about that.

58
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What is the problem?

59
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He says he's not coming to
the roommate agreement meeting tomorrow.

60
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What?
Why the hell did I memorize the pledge?

61
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You have fun. I will not be attending.

62
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Well, fine we don't have to have
a roommate agreement meeting

63
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- if you don't want to.
- Thank you.

64
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Of course, this will require a vote.

65
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Unfortunately, my official gavel
is in my bedroom.

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- But luckily, I have my travel gavel.
- (Gavel clicks)

67
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You're being ridiculous.

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There's a motion on the floor,
"I'm ridiculous."

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Do we have a second?

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Mmm? Mmm?
There is no second. The motion is denied.

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Next time, make sure
you have the votes first.

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- That was embarrassing.
- (Bangs gavel)

73
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Can you please talk to him?

74
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Oh, why are you fighting him on this?

75
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Because I am tired of him
always getting his way.

76
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We don't need a stupid meeting,
we don't even need a roommate agreement,

77
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and I hope that sandwich
does cause a party!

78
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Well, I will still come to your meeting.

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You... well, I should hope so.
Tomorrow's picture day.

80
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Why are you taking his side?

81
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Because it's important to him.

82
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And when we signed the roommate agreement,
we made a deal.

83
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Yeah, you keep talking like that,
you're gonna make color guard.

84
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(Gun firing in video game)

85
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- Man, I'm worn out.
- (Indistinct yelling on TV)

86
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I know.

87
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Imagine if we were actually moving.

88
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No, it's just, ever since I started dating
Claire and Emily at the same time,

89
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it's exhausting.

90
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You're exhausted?

91
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Try folding every five pages
in a pregnancy book,

92
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so your wife thinks you read it.

93
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But, dude, you're so lucky.

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Getting to stay at home at night
with the woman you love.

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- I guess I am lucky.
- You are.

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Because dating two women...

97
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I mean, I can't even remember
the last time I slept in my own apartment

98
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I wake up and I'm like, "am I at Claire's?
Am I at Emily's?

99
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"Is there a third girl
I've forgotten about?

100
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Like, "where am I?"

101
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- Hey, raj.
- Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?

102
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Good. A little tired.

103
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Ifeelyou.
I've been dating multiple women.

104
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You sure you don't wanna come watch
game of thrones with us?

105
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You guys have fun.

106
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I'm just gonna snuggle up in bed
with a book.

107
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Oh, that sounds great. A bed to yourself.

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Can't even remember what that's like.

109
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Are you up-to-date on game of thrones?

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Mmm. I think so.

111
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Dragons, snow zombies,
and all the hot guys are dead.

112
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Oh, I don't know.

113
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Theon greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy
who has genitals cut off.

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Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.

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Leave me alone.

116
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If it's because you lost a stick,
I know where it went.

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Not funny.

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You know you're gonna make up with him.
Can we just skip to that part?

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Oh, of course,
because I'm the only adult around here.

120
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Really? "The only adult"?

121
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Yeah, that's right.

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Tonight, I'll be watching a show
rated m.A.,

123
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and that stands for
"mature audiences," buster.

124
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Yeah, you would think the "only adult"

125
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wouldn't let something silly
ruin our entire night.

126
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And I'd think you'd understand
why I'm annoyed.

127
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You... all of this could be avoided
if you'd just come to the meeting.

128
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I don't want to.

129
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Oh, it's just a meeting.
One simple meeting.

130
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Stop saying "meeting"!

131
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(Singing gibberish)

132
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I brought my famous spinach dip.

133
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No, Amy, just one second.

134
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I'm not sure if I'm hoping
for a boy or a girl.

135
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I mean, if it's a boy, I'm gonna have
to teach him to play catch, (chuckles)

136
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Which means I'm gonna have to Google
how to play catch.

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(Chuckles)

138
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And if it's a girl... (Chuckles)

139
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I mean, they're so innocent,
and you know how guys are.

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- Totally. Guys are the worst.
- (Sighs)

141
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Look at me.

142
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I let Emily make me a frittata,

143
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and I kept the leftovers
in Claire's fridge that night.

144
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I'm such a dog.

145
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(Sighs)

146
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There you go again.

147
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I'm sorry.
Have I been complaining about it too much?

148
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No, actually what you're doing
is pretending to complain,

149
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but really trying to brag.

150
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How could you say that?

151
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(Imitating raj)
"Oh, I wish I could enjoy a cup of tea

152
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"without a naked girl
bouncing up and down on me."

153
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I never said that.

154
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"Don't you hate it when you can't remember

155
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"whose bra it is
you found wedged in your couch?"

156
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Okay, that I said.

157
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But that's a real problem!

158
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You give a girl another woman's bra,

159
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and you will not
be having sex with her that night.

160
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Maybe the other girl, but not her.

161
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What's going on with him?

162
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Oh, he's all bent out of shape about
having a roommate agreement meeting.

163
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Apparently, perfect attendance
isn't cool anymore.

164
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Don't worry, he'll come around.

165
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Oh, I get why he's annoyed.

166
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Oh, then you don't understand
what's happening.

167
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See, Leonard refused to participate

168
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in a mandatory quarterly
roommate agreement meeting.

169
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This is what a generation raised
on Bart Simpson looks like.

170
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You love the Simpsons.

171
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I love Lisa Simpson.

172
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Well, I know how he feels.

173
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I never enjoyed
our relationship agreement meetings.

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(Gasps) Wait. You were pretending?

175
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Sorry.

176
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I don't believe you. No, I could tell.

177
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"Oh, Sheldon,

178
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"I never thought re-filing a matter
in a standing subcommittee

179
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"could be so fascinating."

180
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Hmm. What do you think?

181
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You don't know?

182
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Hey, did I say something to upset you?

183
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No, I'm fine.

184
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,838
Really?
Because usually we walk side by side,

185
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:09,133
and I just went up two flights of stairs
staring at your bottom.

186
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Just drop it.

187
00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,847
Okay, I think I see what's happening here.

188
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- You're jealous of me.
- Oh...

189
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,852
Please. What could you possibly have
that I would be jealous of?

190
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It's not what I have,
it's how many people I'm having it with.

191
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(Door opens)

192
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Come on, Sheldon.
We'll watch game of thrones over here.

193
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- Gladly.
- Good, go.

194
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You know, it'll be nice to watch
an episode without someone saying,

195
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"I read the books,
don't get too fond of this character."

196
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It's not always because they die.

197
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In one case,
it's because they've become involved

198
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with underground tree people
from the dawn of time.

199
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Yeah, but I won't say who it is.

200
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,835
It's bran.

201
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What is going on?

202
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Leonard's being a jerk,
so we're gonna watch over here.

203
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Do you guys want to watch with us?

204
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As long as I don't have to watch with him.

205
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Fine.
I don't want to watch with you, either.

206
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I'll go over here.

207
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Why do you get to pick?

208
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Okay, then you go there!

209
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,267
Don't tell me where to go!

210
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,144
Howard, just come in here.

211
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,854
Yeah, come on, raj.

212
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,690
- Wait, did Amy make a spinach dip?
- She did.

213
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,817
And I'm gonna eat it all!

214
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,694
(Door closes)

215
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,407
So what the hell happened?

216
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,288
Oh, I just ran out of Patience
with Sheldon's nonsense.

217
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,624
Tell me about it.
I've had it with raj, too.

218
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,627
You know, like women,
men have a monthly hormone cycle.

219
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,921
Dips in testosterone
can cause irritability.

220
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,297
Interesting.

221
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:34,301
Well, maybe my male cycle
synced up with raj's actual period.

222
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,848
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped,
he'd become a butterfly.

223
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391
(Knock on door)

224
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,771
Maybe someone's here to apologize.

225
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,232
Hey, Leonard.

226
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,819
Stuart.

227
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,407
This not a dress up party?

228
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,915
Was it ever a dress up party?

229
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,671
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress up party?

230
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:11,922
Yep. (Chuckles)

231
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,052
(Knock on door)

232
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,603
I was told this is where to go
if I'm mad at Howard?

233
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,358
May I take your cloak?

234
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,861
Thanks.

235
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,738
This thing kept getting caught
in the chain of my bike.

236
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,992
Well, I'll catch you up.

237
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,911
Uh, penny is angry at Leonard.
Leonard's angry at me and penny.

238
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,621
I'm angry at Leonard and Amy.

239
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,290
Raj is angry at Howard.

240
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,667
And I'm angry at George r.R. Martin

241
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,234
'cause there are no new books for me
to spoil it for Leonard.

242
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,965
So, what happened with you and Howard?

243
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,010
He says I was talking too much
about dating Claire and Emily,

244
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,137
and I accused him of being jealous.

245
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,471
I'm jealous.

246
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,475
Closest I've come to dating two women
was that time I dated one woman.

247
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I don't know how you put up with it.

248
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,275
He's impossible.

249
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,862
I mean, holding a meeting to decide
what breakfast cereal we should buy.

250
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,198
Yeah. Cap'n crunch with crunch berries.
Move on.

251
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,661
Anyway, Amy,
thank you for sticking up for me.

252
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,289
Oh, I honestly couldn't care less.

253
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,625
Sorry?

254
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,769
Well, I just took your side
'cause sometimes I get annoyed

255
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,670
at how close Sheldon and penny are.

256
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,758
They argue all the time.
They aren't that close.

257
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,010
Who's always comforting him
when he's upset?

258
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,678
Penny, but...

259
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,324
Who's the only one who can make him
take his medicine when he's sick?

260
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:47,225
I try to hide it in his peanut butter,
but he spits it out.

261
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,523
Okay, and did you know she has him
add things to the roommate agreement,

262
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,610
so she can get her way,
and not fight with you about it?

263
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,820
Son of a bitch.

264
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,407
(Laughing)

265
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:05,911
Why is that funny?

266
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,163
I don't know. I like the pain of others.

267
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,376
Oh, well, then, you'll enjoy this.

268
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,212
Bernadette does the same thing
with you and Koothrappali.

269
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:16,380
No, she doesn't.

270
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,048
She defends him all the time.

271
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,549
She does not.

272
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,678
Who told you to stop making
all those Gandhi jokes about him?

273
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:27,224
Well, she did, and human resources.

274
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,730
Who do you think told Koothrappali
to go to human resources?

275
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Son of a bitch.

276
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,819
(Laughing)

277
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,154
You're right. It feels good.

278
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,494
All right, it's almost game time.

279
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,414
Get it? Game of thrones, game time?

280
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,835
Two women, huh?

281
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,712
(Game of thrones theme playing)

282
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,422
(Knock on door)

283
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,924
Oh, perhaps it's Amy coming to her senses.

284
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,593
What's up?

285
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,238
You know, you don't need to use Sheldon

286
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,347
to get your way with me
in a dumb roommate agreement.

287
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,516
- Where did you get that from?
- From Amy.

288
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,102
Oh, Amy, why did you tell him that?

289
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,604
Because you were defending Sheldon
like you always do.

290
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,274
- I don't always defend Sheldon.
- Oh, yes, you do.

291
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:21,570
You know you have a weird brother-sister,
Elliott-e.T. Relationship with him.

292
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,957
What about your
weird relationship with him?

293
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,032
That's different.

294
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,493
I'm like the little girl in poltergeist
and he's the creepy thing in the TV.

295
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,957
Howard: Um, guys,
were there any nuts in that food?

296
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,292
I don't think so, why?

297
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,878
Well, just a feeling. (Chuckles)

298
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,097
It just said "Italian sub."

299
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,225
I had no idea mortadella
has pistachios in it.

300
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,352
Interesting fact.

301
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,315
In Italian, the "morta" in "mortadella",
means death.

302
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:01,818
Sheldon.

303
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,197
I didn't say "fun fact".
I'm not a monster.

304
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,283
He's gonna be okay.

305
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,660
- (All sigh)
- Now it's a fun fact.

306
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,457
Boy, stuff like this
really puts things in perspective.

307
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,084
Why are you dressed like that?

308
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,627
Oh, uh...

309
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,963
Howard thought it'd be funny
to tell me it was a costume party.

310
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,131
That wasn't nice.

311
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,176
No, but he almost died. So we're cool.

312
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,347
You know, if you think about it,

313
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:33,850
tonight was kind of like
a real-life game of thrones.

314
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,102
How?

315
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,147
Well, Howard eating that pistachio,
was like when king Joffrey got poisoned.

316
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,775
Okay, well, that was murder.
This was an accident.

317
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,943
Okay.

318
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,780
But you using Sheldon
to do your dirty work,

319
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:50,033
is like when Cersei
used the kingsguard to do her bidding.

320
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,120
Cersei uses her body to manipulate men.

321
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,497
Pennyjust takes me to the lego store.

322
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,376
Okay. Oh, how about this.

323
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,713
Stuart's dressed like a brother of the
night's watch, and they don't have sex.

324
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,040
- There you go.
- That's true.

325
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,252
- Makes sense.
- Fair enough.

326
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,095
- Hey.
- Hey.

327
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,097
- You all right?
- I'm fine.

328
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,934
Just a little embarrassed I had to be
carried down the stairs like a baby.

329
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,477
Thanks.

330
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231
Let's get out of here.

331
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,774
That was scary.

332
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,101
Well, the important thing is,

333
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,074
I said that big sandwich
would ruin everything,

334
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,571
and I was right.

335
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,660
Raj: Hey, Jon snow!

336
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,955
How come your horse has a basket on it?

337
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,377
How come your head has your face on it?

338
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,923
They don't wear bicycle helmets
in game of thrones.

339
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:51,761
You're thematically inaccurate,
but I applaud your commitment to safety.

340
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,099
Don't you guys have anything better to do?

341
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144
Better than watching a guy in a fur cloak
ride a girl's bike?

342
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,437
- Nope.
- (All chuckle)

343
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,106
That's it!

344
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,860
You just lost bathroom privileges
at the comic book store.

345
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,744
Horse has a basket on its stupid...

346
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:16,953
(Screams)

347
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,200
- (Bike clatters)
- (Grunts)

348
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,314
- (Knocking on door)
- Sheldon: Leonard.

349
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,632
Leonard.

350
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,050
Leonard.

351
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,509
What?

352
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,638
I never got to ask my question
about Batman.

353
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,725
What is it?

354
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,312
If Batman were bitten by a radioactive
man-bat,

355
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,815
and then fought crime
disguised as man-bat,

356
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,860
would he be man-bat—man-bat—man

357
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,489
or, simply, man-bat—man-bat—batman?

358
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,246
Is he still wearing the Batman suit
under the man-bat suit?

359
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,208
I'll be back.

360
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,781
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