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Sheldon: It's nice to get back to nature.

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Why don't I do this more often?

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(Door opening)

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What a beautiful forest.

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(Gasps) Hello, little butterfly. Mmm.

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What's your name... oh!

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(Chuckles) What you doin'?

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I was enjoying some virtual reality.
You ruined it with your actual face.

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What am I smelling?

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It's car air freshener.
I was simulating the smell of the forest.

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That's not what the forest smells like.

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Well, how would I know?

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Why are you pretending
to be outdoors? You hate it.

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Oh, Amy showed me a compelling study

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that demonstrated the cognitive benefit
of spending time in the wilderness.

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Buddy, I am ready to
drive you into the wilderness

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anytime you want and leave you there.

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Well, make yourjokes,

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but some of the participants who spent
four days in the woods,

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away from all technology,

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reported a 50% gain
in reasoning skills upon their return.

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Okay, if that's true, why aren't there
more genius squirrels?

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You may need this more than I do.

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(Theme music playing)

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- Here's your tea.
- (Sheldon gasps)

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You don't sneak up on a guy
when he's sitting on a log.

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You know,
if you really wanna be in nature,

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why don't we rent a cabin?

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I'm sorry, when did you even get here?

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You know, there's a cabin in big bear

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that a doctor I work with
keeps offering me.

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Because he's hitting on you?

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- She.
- Oh, good.

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But I could get her.

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Look, we could all go for the weekend.
It'll be fun.

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Yeah... (Clears throat) Excuse me.

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Here, look up fun, get back to me.

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You and I could still go
and have a nice weekend.

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Sure.

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Come on, Sheldon, let's go with them.

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(Scoffs) I hardly think so.

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But you be sure and say hello
to all the mosquitos, bees, bears,

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snakes, possums, poison oak...

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Oh, and last but not least,
teenagers with guitars.

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I'll see if it's available.

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You know, if that study's real, Leonard
might come back smarter than you.

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- Are you trying to manipulate me?
- Yes.

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- Well done, it worked. We're going.
- Yay!

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(Gunshots on TV)

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Come on, raj, give me a bag.

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No, no, you're pregnant.

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The only thing you carry
is our hope for a better tomorrow.

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Hey, where you been?

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Ah, raj took me to the baby doctor
and then we swung by the grocery store.

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Did you get Graham crackers?

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I mean... (Stammering) Is the baby okay?

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Yes and yes.

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I didn't know you needed help
running errands today.

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- I didn't, but raj volunteered.
- Really?

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Yeah, ever since
you told him I was pregnant,

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he's really been making a fuss over me.

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Well, I guess that's kind of sweet.

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Bernie, I just forwarded you

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a list of the top five lactation
consultants in Los Angeles.

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I know my favorite,
but I'd love to hear what you think.

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And it just got weird.

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- Hey, Amy's downstairs.
- Okay. One sec.

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Uh, what... what you got goin' on here?

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I bought a baseball cap.

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I can see that. What team did you get?

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Uh, hufflepuff from Harry Potter.

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Well, we'll be in the woods.

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I'm ready to go. (Sighs)

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Anything you'd like to say to him?

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Nice hat, Sheldon.

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Thanks.

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Why you so mean to me?

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(Woman screaming in pain
on tablet)

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What the hell are you watching?

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Raj found all these
childbirth videos online.

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This one is of a woman
giving birth in a river.

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Okay, that is the least Jewish thing
I've ever seen in my life.

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You feel like raj is getting a little
carried away with all the baby stuff?

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I don't think so, he just wants to be
part of the experience.

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All right. If you say so.
What's in the box?

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It's an ultrasonic microphone
so we can hear the baby's heartbeat.

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Oh! That's cool. Can we try it?

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Well, actually, raj ordered it.

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He made me promise to wait
till he was here.

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So he can be part of the experience?

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Yeah.

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Surprised he let us conceive without him.

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It's a sore spot, don't bring it up.

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It's so cute and rustic up here.

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I know, did you see they still have
a video rental place?

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It's like colonial williamsburg.
(Chuckles)

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Well, cell service is down to one bar,

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so if anyone needs medical attention

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or to tell a stranger their political
views are stupid, now's the time.

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Have you ever been off the grid before?

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Once. The battery ran out on my phone.
I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.

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I was afraid he was gonna eat me.

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Raj just pulled up.

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(Sighs) I'm gonna say something to him.

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Leave it alone. He means well.

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So, you don't think
he needs to rein it in a little?

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No, not really.

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You're not concerned he's acting like
somehow this is his kid, too?

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He's just trying to be supportive.

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Just supportive.
Not over-the-top in any way?

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Raj: (In sing-song voice) Hello!

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You saw him carrying that.

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Astronauts saw him carrying that.

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(Gasps) This place is great!

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So nice of that doctor
to just let you use it.

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Well, she is taking me
to an indigo girls concert,

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so hold that thought.

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Okay, well, should we
check each other for ticks?

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Sheldon, all we did
was walk in from the car.

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Oh, well, suit yourself.
Who wants to check me?

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On the other hand, safety first.

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Wow! It's really coming down.

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Yeah, this sucks.

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And there goes our hike.

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Oh! Not our hike!

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Now we have to stay safe and warm.

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You know, we could still go.
A little rain isn't gonna kill us.

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Have you been outside in the rain
with Sheldon?

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- No.
- You'll wish it would kill you.

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So what do we do now?

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They have some board games.

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Yeah, most of the jenga pieces are missing
and the scrabble only has seven tiles.

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So, unless you want to build
an unimpressive structure

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with the word snerpf next to it, move on.

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Hey, let's light a fire.

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Ooh! That sounds cozy.

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I don't think I've lit a real fire before.

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It's basic thermodynamics.
I'm sure we could figure that out.

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I could stack the logs conically
to facilitate airflow.

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That would maximize oxygen
for optimal combustion.

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Right, so all we need is to...

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Got it.

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Scientists made that.

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Look, raj.

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You're my best friend in the world,

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and I really appreciate
your enthusiasm about the baby.

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Please, my pleasure.

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And, of course, Howie and I both
want you to be a part of all this.

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But we have to set some boundaries.

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I don't understand.

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The three of us aren't having this baby.

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Just the two of us.

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Oh!

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Okay. Yeah, I get it.

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I'll back off.

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- Thanks for understanding.
- Of course.

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Give you guys some space.

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Let me just get this out of your way.

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Oh! (Groans)

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- You need some help?
- No, I got it.

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(Clattering)

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- Raj, raj, wait.
- Please, Bernadette.

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Let me leave with my dignity.

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Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?

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(Stutters) We'll never win.

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You always play the drinking game.

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Not the drinking game, a drinking game.

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To be fair, good at both.

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- What's the game?
- All right.

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It's called never have I ever.
The rules are simple.

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Someone says something they've never done,

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but if you have done it, you take a drink.

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I've never played that before.

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Hey, now wait, have we started,
do I drink, what is happening?

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Okay, just calm down, I'll go first.

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All right, let's see. Never have I ever...

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She's trying to think of something
she's never done before,

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this could take a while.

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Very funny.

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Okay, never have I ever...

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Yeah, you know what,
let's just circle back.

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Okay, I'll go.
Never have I ever been arrested.

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So I drink?

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No, it's only if you've done it.

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Got it.

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I can't believe you've been arrested.

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Hmm, I can't believe penny hasn't.

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(Chuckung)

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Sheldon, what did you do?

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Well, I'm not proud of it,
but... ijaywalked.

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Oh, no, it's like a horror movie,
we're trapped in a cabin with a maniac!

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I'm surprised you would do that.

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No, I, icrossed in
the middle of the street.

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00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:05,582
And normally I wouldn't, but I saw
an aggressive looking girl scout and...

195
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,335
Yeah, it was the heart of cookie season.

196
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:12,005
Anyway, there was a police officer,
and he witnessed the whole thing.

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What, he arrested you for that?

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00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,324
Hmm? Uh, no, he didn't do anything.

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So I said, "you just saw mejaywalk,
why aren't you doing your job? You know?

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(Stutters) "Maybe I should arrest you
for, for impersonating a police officer."

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And then you got arrested.

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00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:28,856
Oh, and how.

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I feel like I just made
a horrible mistake.

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Yeah.

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00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,907
But on the other hand,
I didn't kick him out of our lives.

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I just asked him to back off a little.

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00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,911
Yeah.

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00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,581
What? You gonna cry?

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00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,583
Yeah!

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Baby hormones or actually sad?

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I can't tell anymore! (Sobs)

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I'll go get him.

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00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,471
And bring back the bear! (Sobs)

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00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,728
This game's dangerous,
I could get you in trouble.

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00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:08,979
How?

216
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:13,108
Well, never have I ever used
Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink.

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00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,409
Fine. Is that how you play this?
All right.

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00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,913
Never have I ever come up
with a nickname for my own genitals.

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Never should have told you about
Alvin and the chipmunks.

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Okay, my turn.

221
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:42,554
Never have I ever completely rocked
my girlfriend's world in bed.

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You know the rules. Drink.

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- (Clears throat)
- Yeah, go ahead.

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That's right.

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All right, my turn. Um...

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Oh! I know.

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00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,618
Never have I ever kept
a secret bank account

228
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,704
because I think
my wife can't handle money.

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00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,169
Did iwin? I feel like I won.

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I can't believe this.

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00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424
You realize I make more money than you.

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00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,593
Yeah, I know. But this isn't a big deal.

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It's just a little savings I put aside.

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We're married.
We're supposed to share everything.

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00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,892
What? You mean, like,
your massive credit card debt?

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(Door slams)

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I'm calling it, iwon.

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I appreciate the apology,
but it's really not necessary.

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I overstepped my bounds.

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No, raj. You've been great.

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I just need to start doing my part
around here.

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Bernadette: I hear that.

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00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:56,003
Well, if that's the case,
is there anything I can do to help?

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00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,715
Well, not right now, but we could
try out that microphone you got us

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and listen to the baby's heartbeat.

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00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,094
Really? (Stutters)
It's okay if I listen with you?

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00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,429
Of course.

248
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,515
(Gasps) Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly
on your stomach?

249
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,853
Hey, look at that, it's weird again.

250
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,566
(Door opening)

251
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,569
Okay, you have every right to be mad.

252
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,964
And what you said is true,
you do make more money than me.

253
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,449
So I had no right to do what I did.

254
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,659
And I'm so sorry.
I hope you can forgive me.

255
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,798
How long have you had this secret account?

256
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:34,416
A couple years, but I just put a few bucks
aside every month for emergencies.

257
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,876
Well, how much you got in there?

258
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,378
$6,427,

259
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,798
$47 once my Nana's
birthday check gets here.

260
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,778
My god, Leonard, do you know what
I could do with that kind of money?

261
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804
No, I do, and that's why I hid it.

262
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,100
What good is it if you don't use it?

263
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,479
Uh, you have shoes you love
but never wear.

264
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,081
I have money I love but never spend.

265
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,066
We're kind of a cute couple that way.
(Chuckles)

266
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,736
Again, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have kept it a secret.

267
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,989
Well, I have a secret
I've been keeping from you, too.

268
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,493
Is it a secret bank account?
'Cause that would be awesome. (Chuckles)

269
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,870
I hate my job.

270
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,289
Really? Why?

271
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167
Because I don't feel good
flirting with doctors for sales.

272
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,378
I mean, I know I make a lot of money,
but I haven't been happy for a while.

273
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,661
(Sighs) Why didn't you tell me?

274
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,485
Because I know how important it is to you
that I'm having some success.

275
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,551
That's not true.

276
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,969
Okay, really? So you'd be fine

277
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,263
if I went back to acting
and waiting tables again?

278
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,182
If that's what you wanna do, yes.

279
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,393
- Well, it's not what I wanna do.
- Oh, yes! (Chuckles)

280
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,021
Doesn't matter what I want.

281
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,868
Look, this job
is gonna get me out of debt,

282
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,143
so I'm gonna do the grown-up thing
and see it through.

283
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,529
Wow. That is the grown-up thing.

284
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,030
I guess.

285
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,199
I love you.

286
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,993
I love you, too.

287
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,038
You know...

288
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:59,042
Never have I ever made love
in the forest while it was raining.

289
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,420
Well, guess I gotta drink.

290
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,553
- All right, here we go.
- (All chuckling)

291
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,514
(Static on the speaker)

292
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,434
I'm not hearing anything.

293
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,894
Give me a second.

294
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,264
Are you sure you can do this?

295
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,817
Hey, who found four dollars and change
on the beach with his metal detector?

296
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,988
I buried it there so we could go home.

297
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,618
(Rapid heartbeat on speaker)

298
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,390
- (Gasps) Hey, that's it.
- (Chuckles)

299
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,746
Whoa.

300
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,751
Isn't that the best?

301
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,671
You guys made a person.

302
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,256
(H eartbeat continues)

303
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,928
We did.

304
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,473
And I like to think I helped.

305
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,687
(Whispers) You didn't.

306
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:15,535
Oh, um, never have I ever drunk milk
past its expiration date.

307
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:24,502
Never have I ever
canceled a dentist appointment.

308
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:33,386
Oh, uh, never have I ever
put my foot in the ocean.

309
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:42,604
Never have I ever
honked if I liked anything.

310
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,818
Oh, uh...

311
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:54,658
Never have I ever thrown,
caught or touched a frisbee.

312
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,494
(Both chuckling)

313
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:08,088
Never have I ever put salt on my food
without trying it first.

314
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,009
Oh!

315
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:18,265
Never have I ever
pushed all the buttons in an elevator.

316
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,394
(Gasps)

317
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,898
Well, we all have a past.

318
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:57,929
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