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I understand your e-mail.

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Can you repeat that?
You're breaking up.

3
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I didn't understand your e-mail.

4
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Ah, yeah, well,
I had to get a little creative

5
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because the "s," "r" and "m" keys
on my laptop stopped working.

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"Deaw aby,

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"could you pleathe dwive be
to the twain thtow thubtibe tobowow?"

8
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So, is that a yes?

9
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Sheldon, why don't you get a new computer?

10
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You know that one's out-of-date.

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Oh. But I like this computer.

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The video is failing
and the sound is cutting out.

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I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

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The video is failing
and... is cutting...

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I'm sorry one more time,
the sound is cutting out.

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What? I can't read that,
the video is failing.

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Get a... computer.

18
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What?

19
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Get... new...

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What?

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- Hello?
- Amy: Get a new computer!

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This is cool.

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When was the last time
you and I built something together?

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Scientifically? Little over a year ago.

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Legos? Last week in my room.

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If there was a nobel prize

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for millennium falcons that fall apart
when you pick them up we'd be set.

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Hey, guys.

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- Hey, what are you doing here?
- Hey.

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We heard there were some sexy scientists
working hard all weekend.

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Yup, so we brought you some lunch
and we are gonna go look for 'em.

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Soup, sandwiches and emasculation,
just like my mom used to make.

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- So, how's it goin'?
- Good. Slow.

34
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There's a lot of tedious set-up,

35
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but once we get through that
it should go quicker.

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Is there anything we can do to help?

37
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You know what,

38
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this part isn't that technical,
you actually could.

39
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Wow. Really?
Called my bluff, all righty then.

40
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Can we really help?

41
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Yeah, while we finish soldering
these boards,

42
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it'd be great if you guys could wrap
these pipe fittings with teflon tape.

43
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I'll show you how to do one.

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Hey, wouldn't it be funny if
after all your years of hard work,

45
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I'm the one who makes a scientific
breakthrough?

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He doesn't think that's funny.

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I got here as quickly as I could.

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You're too late.

49
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Sheldon, this is silly.

50
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You got emotional
when that lab monkey died.

51
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That lab monkey told me he loved me
in sign language.

52
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Great, now I'm gonna have that song
in my head all day.

53
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Look, I'm sorry for your loss,

54
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but I think I have something
that might make you feel better.

55
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I got you a new computer!

56
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How could you do that?

57
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Do what?

58
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Choosing a new laptop
is an incredibly personal ritual.

59
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But, you have taken away
weeks of agonizing thought,

60
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tedious research,
sleepless nights filled with indecision.

61
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Haven't I lost enough today?

62
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Well, the guy at the store
said this one is great.

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Oh... the guy!

64
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Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize
you'd spoken to the guy.

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Tell me, did the guy choose one
with a 4k display and a thunderbolt port?

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- Yes.
- Yeah?

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We”, did the guy make sure

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that this has
a one terabyte solid-state drive?

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- Yes.
- Yeah?

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Well, was this guy Rick from
computer solutions on Colorado?

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Yes.

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Yeah, well, he does know his stuff.

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After you wrap the body
in reflective tape,

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the ends get teflon tape
so we can get a tight seal.

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- Like this? Oh.
- Yeah, perfect.

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And it helps to have small,
delicate fingers.

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So, don't be discouraged
if you can't do it

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as fast as me and Howard.

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I don't know if we have enough solder
to finish these circuit boards.

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We had a full spool yesterday.

81
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What can I say, I play hard,
I solder even harder.

82
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Sometimes he solders at home
with his shirt off,

83
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it's like a beer commercial.

84
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Well, we gotta make a run
to the hardware store.

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How can you call yourself a scientist
and run out of solder?

86
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Well, funny story.

87
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So, we have plenty of
the 60-40 tin to lead ratio solder,

88
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but the spools look a lot
like the 63-37 tin to lead...

89
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Honey, honey, honey, let me stop you.

90
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That is not a funny story.

91
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You wanna come with us?

92
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Kinda getting into the groove here.

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Yeah, you guys run to the store

94
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and let the women
handle the science for a change.

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Okay, we'll be back as soon as we can.

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Okay, so what is solder?

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I suppose I should set this up.

98
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Or would you like to Rob me of that, too?

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Knock it off,

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or I'll start making w-h sounds
for words that just have a w.

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- You wouldn't.
- Watch me.

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Fine, I'm sorry.

103
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Thank you for the thoughtful gift.
I really do appreciate it.

104
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Well, as you know, I had become
attached to my old laptop,

105
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but I'm sure, in time, this one...

106
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Jeepers-creepers,
that started up fast!

107
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I thought you might like it.

108
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Look at the 4k resolution!

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Next time we Skype,
I'm gonna count all those nostril hairs.

110
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Or you could just look into my eyes.

111
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But you only have two eyes,
you got a lot of nostril hairs.

112
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Well, you know, as long as you're happy.

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I am.

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And Rick said you could bring in
your old one to recycle it.

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Oh. No, no, no, thank you.

116
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But he said you can get store credit.

117
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Well, no, I don't want to recycle it

118
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and, you know, I don't want store credit.

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- But, why wouldn't...
- Can we please change the subject?

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Okay, how about we change it to
why you're being weird about this?

121
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I'm not being weird.

122
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It's hard to explain.

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Sheldon, just tell me.

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It might be easier to show you.

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Okay.

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We have to take your car.

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All right.

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And I'm gonna need you to sign
a non-disclosure agreement.

129
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Well, I signed one before
we slept together, why not now?

130
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Penny says they're having fun
working on the prototype.

131
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Remember when her fun was
night clubs and drinking games?

132
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I know, I'm lowering the bar so slowly

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this time next year
she'll have a coin collection.

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Excuse me,

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you guys interested in a free screening
of an upcoming movie?

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- Sorry, we can't.
- Well, hang on.

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What movie is it?

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Oh, ican'ttell you,
but it does star will Smith.

139
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Wait, I bet it's suicide squad.
Let's check it out.

140
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What about the girls?

141
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Pennyjust said they're having fun.

142
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Honestly, you wanna wrap tape around
a bunch of pipe fittings all afternoon?

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- Okay, we'll take 'em.
- Okay.

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Leonard: But I swear, if it's will Smith
in shark tale 2,

145
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it better be at least
as good as the original.

146
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I mean, it's crazy, isn't it?

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I moved here from Nebraska
to be an actress

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and now I'm sitting
in an engineering lab at Caltech

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helping to build a prototype
for a high-tech guidance system.

150
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It is crazy.

151
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It's also crazy that I've made 14 of these
and you've made three.

152
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Hey, where are the guys?

153
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Oh, they went to the store to get solder,

154
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which is metal you melt
to make science things.

155
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Since when do you work on weekends?

156
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I'm an astrophysicist,
the stars don't take a day off.

157
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You were home alone
and had no one to play with?

158
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Well, the cleaning lady was there,
but she doesn't like me.

159
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You need any help?

160
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,840
Not with lightning McQueen here.

161
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I think we're good.

162
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Okay, that's cool.

163
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Guess everybody's involved
in this project but me.

164
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So, see ya.

165
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Ifeelbad,
should we have asked him to stay?

166
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Raj: Yes.

167
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Will you please tell me where we're going?

168
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Sorry, you're on a need-to-know basis.

169
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I'm driving the car, I need to know.

170
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Right.

171
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So where are we going?

172
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No, I meant turn right and you missed it.

173
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Maybe you do need to know.

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What are we gonna tell the girls?

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- It's not a problem.
- I mean, without lying.

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And now you've made it a problem.

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Come on, we're a couple of smart guys,

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I'm sure we can come up
with a way to explain this

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that doesn't make us look bad.

180
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Oh, the boys had to drive
all the way to San Bernardino

181
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for the solder and got a flat.

182
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They bought it.

183
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,428
But we're gonna have to
put the spare on before we go back.

184
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Oh, you're good at this.

185
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,872
Well, I lie a lot.

186
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,585
Hey, guys, thank you for being
a part of our test screening.

187
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You're about to be one of the first
audiences to see suicide squad.

188
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You were right.

189
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I keep telling you,
good things happen to bad people.

190
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We're gonna get started
in a couple of minutes, enjoy.

191
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,017
Who you texting?

192
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,895
Raj. He really wants to see this movie.

193
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,782
- Oh, he'll never make it in time.
- I know.

194
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I wanna make him feel bad.

195
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"Ha-ha, Leonard and I are
about to see suicide squad.

196
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,241
"Spoiler alert.
When I see you I'm gonna spoil it."

197
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You're a good friend.

198
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,044
Okay.

199
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,591
Would you ladies please
leave the room for a moment?

200
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,472
I need to rub my genitals
on their prototype.

201
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,433
What's going on?

202
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,855
Leonard and Howard don't have a flat.
They went to the movies. Look.

203
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,827
- UN-freakin'-believable!
- Son of a bitch.

204
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,253
You know what? I'm gonna let them know

205
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:35,117
that I'm here with you
and that they're busted.

206
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,381
No, you know what, don't. Don't.

207
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,091
Let's let them think
they're getting away with it.

208
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,034
Yeah, let's see how deep a hole
they could dig for themselves.

209
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,578
- Mm-hmm.
- Interesting.

210
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,873
I mean, it's not testicles on a cryostat,
butlhkeit

211
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,715
Why do you have a storage unit?

212
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,009
Just wait.

213
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,261
How long have you had it?

214
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:01,847
Just wait.

215
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,057
Do you want me to hold that computer?

216
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,226
Just... you know what, actually, yes,
thank you.

217
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,821
Welcome to my fortress of shame.

218
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,538
I'm sorry, what am I looking at?

219
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Basically everything I've ever owned.

220
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Um, every book, every t-shirt,

221
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every piece of broken electronics,
just... all of it.

222
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All of it?

223
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,270
I have a ziploc bag
filled with all my old ziploc bags.

224
00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,405
Okay. Well...

225
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,825
I would like to tell you

226
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:10,040
that there is nothing here
to be ashamed of.

227
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,335
So I'm gonna need a minute.

228
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,134
All right, how are we gonna
play this when they return?

229
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,430
I know, you guys should
totally be making out with me.

230
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,352
Sweetie, I know you think
jokes like that are funny,

231
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,563
but do you really think you could
handle makin' out with both of us?

232
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,650
No, ma'am.

233
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,613
Okay, okay, how about this.

234
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They don't know you're here with us,
so you hide in the closet.

235
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When they show up, we'll hear
whatever their dumb story is

236
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about where they were,
we'll pretend to believe them,

237
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,224
and just when they think
they got away with it, you jump out.

238
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,374
Yeah, that's pretty good.

239
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,168
I love it! I'll be all like, "busted!"

240
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And they'll be like, "what?"

241
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,047
And then we'll all be like, "oh, yeah!"

242
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,428
Yeah, I get it, iwouldn't make out
with me either.

243
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,058
In here is every clock radio
I've ever owned.

244
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:15,105
Calculators, vhs tapes,
yeah, sporting equipment.

245
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,651
You have sporting equipment?

246
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:24,031
Well, it's a golf ball
that my brother threw at my head.

247
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,534
You can still feel the dent.

248
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,786
It's right next to the hockey-puck dent.

249
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,751
Okay, why do you have a bin of pinecones?

250
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,627
I used to collect them as a child.

251
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,298
The spiral of scales open
in the fibonacci sequence.

252
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:45,343
A fact that, when you tell your brother,
gets a golf ball thrown at your head.

253
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:52,726
So, why do you feel
you need to save these things?

254
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,438
I'd like to say it's nostalgia,

255
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,690
but every time I think
of throwing anything away

256
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:02,319
my ears start to ring
and I get butterflies in my stomach.

257
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,156
And then it feels like
the butterflies get eaten by rats.

258
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:10,410
- And then the rats get eaten by...
- Okay, I get it. I get it.

259
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,913
It ends with dinosaurs.

260
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,460
I'm sorry if you think less of me.

261
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,379
I don't.

262
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,006
Really?

263
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,843
Because every time I come in here,
I think less of me.

264
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,305
Because I'm a fraud.

265
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,517
I purport to be a man of the mind.

266
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,312
I've been such a vocal champion
of the singularity,

267
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,857
but how can I leave my body behind
and become one with the Internet

268
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,027
when I've never even thrown
a toothbrush away?

269
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:51,535
It's okay, Sheldon, you know,
I've saved a lot of weird things, too.

270
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,662
Like what?

271
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,705
Well...

272
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,669
Um, did you know I have a microscope slide
with a little bit of tissue

273
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,171
from the first brain I ever dissected.

274
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,385
I have an old Teddy bear I secretly
wiped my nose on for years.

275
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,852
It's not a contest.

276
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,566
- Okay, here they come.
- Go hide.

277
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,611
Oh, man, when I come out of the closet
I'm gonna nail those guys.

278
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,241
Yeah, I heard it, shut up.

279
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,415
-Hey.

280
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,083
Hey, what's this?

281
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,294
Listen, we did a stupid thing.

282
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,588
We went to a movie and lied about it,

283
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,257
but we feel bad
and wanna make it up to you.

284
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,384
So, these are for you,
and if you're not too mad,

285
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,136
we'd love to take you guys to dinner.

286
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,637
Yeah, anywhere you want.

287
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,056
Well, thank you for being honest.

288
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,534
Yeah, you know, I wanna be upset,

289
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,643
but we did kinda have fun
working on the prototype.

290
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,604
Raj: Don't forgive them! Stay mad at them!

291
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,274
What is he doing in there?

292
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,318
Busting you!

293
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,113
It's okay, they apologized.

294
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,948
Yeah, it's fine.

295
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,951
Well, this is kinda anti-climactic.

296
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,581
You know what wasn't anti-climactic?
The end of the movie! Get this.

297
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,583
No spoilers! No spoilers!

298
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,586
And he's back in the closet.

299
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,424
- Ready for dinner?
- Yeah.

300
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,638
Should we invite raj?

301
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,847
Raj: Yes.

302
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,519
So, no one else knows about this?

303
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,563
Only you.

304
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,484
Thank you for trusting me.

305
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,903
What good is having a girlfriend

306
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,572
if you can't unload your
psychological sewage on her?

307
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,409
That's me, your emotional outhouse.

308
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:03,792
You know, if you ever decide
you want to do something about this,

309
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,502
I'm here for you.

310
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,836
Thank you.

311
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,173
I wouldn't even know how to begin.

312
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,842
Baby steps, I guess.

313
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,063
I suppose I could try
getting rid of the golf ball.

314
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,399
Oh. Okay.

315
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,069
I will always have the dent
to remember it by.

316
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,628
You did it.

317
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,839
Do you feel okay?

318
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,344
Actually, yes, I do.

319
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,389
Well, I'm proud of you.

320
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,891
Thanks.

321
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,159
I'm glad I told you
about the storage unit.

322
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,078
Well, I feel closer to you now.

323
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,955
I feel closer to you, too.

324
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,835
You know, it's still a couple of hours
until my bed time.

325
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,927
What did you have in mind?

326
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,430
You look amazing.

327
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,521
I mean, this resolution is remarkable.

328
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,609
I really had to go home for this?

329
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,447
Yes, but it's like
you're right here in the room.

330
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,366
And yet, I'm not.

331
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,829
But I feel like I could just
reach out and touch you.

332
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,331
And yet, you can't.

333
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,335
I know!

334
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,117
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