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So Sheldon, there's something
I've been wanting to talk about,

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but I know it's kind of a touchy subject.

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Way to narrow it down to everything.

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What is it?

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Well, your birthday is coming up
and you've never let us celebrate it,

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and I was hoping maybe this year we could.

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Oh. I suppose
that's a discussion we could have.

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Okay, great. I mean,

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it doesn't have to be a big party
or anything. I was just...

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Where'd he go?

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Wait a minute.

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You mention his birthday and he vanishes?

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Well, where has that information been
this whole time?

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Well, where is he?

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- Sheldon?
- I'll check his room.

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Surprise!

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- Oh, my god!
- Why?

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Just one example
of how birthdays can be terrible.

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Now, can we please drop this subject
and pick a new one?

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You know, I suggest, "how thick can
a soup get before it becomes a stew?"

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You know, that answer,
it may surprise you.

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I'm sorry I brought it up.

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Yeah, what is the problem?
Is it about getting older?

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Please, look at this porcelain skin.

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I'm like a human sink.

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But it's the one day a year
that's just all about you.

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One day.

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Right.

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Can you please just tell me why?

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Fine.

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As you know, I have a twin sister
with whom I obviously share a birthday.

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Every year we'd have a party.

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No one I invited would ever come
because they didn't like me.

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I'm sorry.

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That part wasn't so bad,
I didn't like them either.

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But then I'd inevitably spend
the whole day

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being tortured by my sister's friends.

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Aw. Poor thing.

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When I was six, they told me
Batman was coming to my party.

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I waited by the door for hours.

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Closest thing to Batman I saw
was when a Robin flew into the window.

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You realize none of those things
would happen now?

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I do.

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But why do you care
if I celebrate my birthday at all?

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Well,

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you made my last birthday so memorable,
I wanted to return the favor.

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You know, if you had a party now, you have
plenty of friends who would love to come.

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And we live here, so we have no choice.

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Yeah.

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Very well.

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You may celebrate my life
by throwing a party

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with cake, presents,
and a shower of admiration and love.

53
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But then you owe me big time.

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You have any idea what
you're getting Sheldon for his birthday?

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He's been fascinated
with dinosaurs lately.

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Maybe we could get him a fossil.

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Just don't get anything Jurassic.

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He feels like that whole chunk of time
has gone Hollywood.

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You know, he told a sad story
about how his sister tricked him

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into thinking Batman
was coming to his party.

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That's funny, let's do that.

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Maybe we could get Batman
to actually show up.

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You mean, some guy in a lame suit?

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Or a real Batman.

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Hey, Stuart,

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didn't you try to get Adam west
to do a signing here once?

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Yeah, but there was kind of
a scheduling conflict.

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He wanted to know when he'd get paid,

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and iwouldn't tell him.

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Can I get his contact info?

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Sure.

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Butjust so you know, he's kind of a diva.

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- He is?
- Oh, yeah.

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He won't take the bus,
he won't pack his own lunch.

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He won't let you spend the night
on his couch.

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Okay.
So, how do you feel about party balloons?

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Mylar balloons, yes.

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Latex balloons, no.

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Water balloons, I will jump off the roof
and aim for your car.

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All right, what about music?

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I enjoy marching bands
and Tibetan throat singing.

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No music it is.

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What kind of cake do you like?

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Well, my favorite is chocolate
with strawberry frosting, three layers,

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and if there's writing on it,
make sure it's not all caps.

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I don't need my dessert yelling at me.

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Hey, so what was Adam west like
on the phone?

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Nice guy.

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But it was a little weird
to hear Batman say,

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"don't ring the doorbell
or my poodles will go crazy."

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You know, Adam west is my favorite Batman.

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Well, after Michael Keaton, Christian bale

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and Batman from the lego movie.

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Don't say that to him.

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What? He beat out George Clooney,
and that's something.

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Like, I love me some Clooney.

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Don't say that to anyone.

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Thank you so much for helping us, Stuart.

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I was just glad to be invited.

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To be honest, I don't always feel
like I'm part of the group.

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Okay, sweetie, we're on the clock here.

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Can you hate yourself
and frost at the same time?

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Hello. Hope I'm not too early.

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Not at all. Come on in.

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And how is the radiant mommy-to-be?

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Doing great!

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- You... you're pregnant?
- Yeah.

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Sounds like something
a member of the group might know.

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Yeah.
Birthday party first, pity party later.

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Are you crazy?

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How can you put Michael Keaton
in front of Christian bale?

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Oh, please.

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Even my poodles know bale's overrated.

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Thank you!

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That's why I say Keaton's number one.

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He brought a sense of humor to the role.

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Well, if you're gonna factor in
a sense of humor,

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well, I should be at the top of the list.

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It should be me, Keaton, kilmer,

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lego, bale,

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and that pretty boy Clooney.

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Really? You're ahead of bale?

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The man who personified the words,
"I'm Batman"?

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I never had to say, "I'm Batman."

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I showed up, people knew I was Batman.

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Everywhere I went,
on the TV show, mall openings,

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Julie newmar's bungalow.

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I'm sold. You're ahead of bale.

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There's another reason
I should be higher on the list.

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All those other guys
had muscles built into their costumes.

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All I had in my batsuit
was 100% grade a west.

132
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Can we just all agree
we're worried about Affleck?

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- Sure.
- Yeah. Of course.

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What's an Affleck?

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Is there a reason
I had to leave my own apartment?

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Well, I think they just want you to see it
for the first time all decorated.

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But who's gonna tell them
they're doing it wrong?

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Well, I'm sure they'll ask you
to give a speech,

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and that's when
you just tear them a new one.

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I have to say, you...
You do look good in that suit.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Maybe later I'll get to see you
in your birthday suit.

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But this is my birthday suit.

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Are you having a stroke?

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Because that's the kind of thing
that just ruins a birthday party.

146
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So, mother, I'm surprised you came
all this way for Sheldon's birthday.

147
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I was happy to.

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He did come to my 60th.

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Oh! You had a party for your 60th?

150
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I wouldn't call it a party.

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Just a few close friends.

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And your sister and brother.

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You know, to be fair, we did get married
in Vegas and didn't invite her.

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And I never did thank you for that, dear.

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Oh!

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Penny says everyone's there.
Are you ready?

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I am.

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Oh!

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- Wait.
- Are you all right?

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No, I just... I got a little lightheaded.

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Oh. Do you need a minute?

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No, if I can walk past that pet shop
with the parrot in the window,

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I suppose I can do this.

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All: Happy birthday!

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Speech, speech!

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Come on, Sheldon. Say something.

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Why, thank you all so much for coming.

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Beverly, wil wheaton,

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Adam west, for some reason.

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Batman finally came to your party.

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Happy birthday, sherman.

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Sheldon: Thank you.

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This is all so thoughtful.

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Excuse me.

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I still get paid, don't I?

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Okay.
I'd better go in there and talk to him.

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00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,021
Well, don't you think
I'm the one who should go in?

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No offense, but I've known the guy
a really long time.

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00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,196
Well, I've, you know,
seen him without pants on.

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Again, no offense, but so have I.

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Well, he's seen me without pants on.

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- Again, no offense...
- Okay, this is ridiculous!

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Penny: Sheldon? Can I come in?

184
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How do you know
I'm not using the facilities?

185
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Because you email me
your bathroom schedule once a week

186
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even though I've clicked "unsubscribe"
like a thousand times.

187
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So, what's going on?

188
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I don't know.

189
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I looked around the room
and I saw all the faces and the presents,

190
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and it was just too much.

191
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I get that.

192
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,912
Hey, you wanna just bring
a few people in here?

193
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:06,083
You know, wil wheaton in the bathtub,
Batman on the toilet.

194
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,293
It'll be like the weirdest comic-con ever.

195
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I know that you worked hard
to put this together.

196
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,925
I'm sorry I'm ruining it.

197
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,295
Oh... you're not ruining it.

198
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,239
Look, at some point, raj will try
to get everyone to do the electric slide.

199
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Now that will ruin it.

200
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,269
I don't think I can go back out there.

201
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,813
That's fine.

202
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:43,203
You know, I hate that your sister
and her friends used to torture you.

203
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,374
But what I hate even more is,
if I was there,

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I would have tortured you, too.

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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,631
Based on this pep talk,
I'd say you're still doing it.

206
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,551
My point is, there was a time

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00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,612
I never would have been friends
with someone like you,

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00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,681
and now,
you are one of my favorite people.

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00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:07,769
So, ifwhat you need
is to spend your birthday in a bathroom,

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I'm happy to do it with you.

211
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,526
Well, everyone will think I'm weird.

212
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,869
Sweetie, you are weird.

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00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,997
Everyone knows you're weird.

214
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But they're all still here
because they care about you so much.

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00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,147
Barry: Hello?
Some of us need to check our hair

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00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,674
because we might have a shot
with Leonard's mother!

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00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,305
- Leonard.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- It's been a while.
- Leshe.

219
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,160
Well, I can't remember
the last time we talked.

220
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So much has changed!

221
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,855
Has it?

222
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,234
Yeah. Penny and I got married.

223
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,195
Oh! Congratulations!

224
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,002
You know, actually, I thought
you'd be living with Sheldon forever.

225
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,866
Yeah, well...

226
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Don't be a stranger.

227
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,538
Okay, everybody.

228
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,933
Sheldon is gonna come back out,

229
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,877
but I think he's a little embarrassed,
so let's all be extra nice, okay?

230
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,880
What are you looking at me for?
I'm a Saint.

231
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,924
But a sinner in the sack.

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00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,137
Hello, everyone.

233
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,890
I'd like to apologize for my behavior.

234
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,017
I hope it hasn't put
a damper on the party.

235
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,561
So, just, please, enjoy yourselves.

236
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,729
That's good.

237
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,527
Oh, this is quickly getting out of hand.

238
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,364
If I may, I'd like to propose a toast.

239
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,076
Thank you all for coming tonight.

240
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,538
I know it's customary
for the birthday boy to receive presents,

241
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,250
but I feel like I got the greatest gift
the day he was born.

242
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- Aw!
- Hear, hear. Yes.

243
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,547
Amy, that was lovely.

244
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,758
This is fun. Let's do more.

245
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,885
Someone else say
something wonderful about me.

246
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,406
Sheldon, I don't think everyone...

247
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,682
Wolowitz, perfect.
Everyone listen to Wolowitz.

248
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,102
Okay, then, uh...

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Sheldon.

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We've known each other a long time,

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and it is a pleasure to work with you
and call you my friend.

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Little generic, keep thinking.
We'll circle back.

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Wil wheaton, go!

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Sheldon, I know that we have had
our ups and downs,

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but I can honestly say

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that my life is so much more interesting
because you are in it.

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We may have met
because you are a fan of Star Trek,

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but I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper.

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Live long and prosper, buddy.

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And happy birthday.

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- Cheers.
- All: Cheers!

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That's how you do it, Wolowitz!

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Now you see
why he's famous and you're not.

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Sheldon,

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I know the future holds
great things for you,

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and we all can't wait
to see what they are.

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Happy birthday, dear.

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All: Cheers!

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Someone call animal control,
there's a cougar on the loose.

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Barry, stop.

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Seriously, Barry, stop!

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And it was Gandhi who said,

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"live as if you were to die tomorrow.

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"Learn as if you were to live forever."

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And it was Sheldon Cooper who said,

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"let's speed this up,
a lot of people wanna talk."

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In the past,
I would've said something obnoxious

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like, "happy birthday, dumb-ass."

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But I'm not gonna do it.

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You and I have both grown a lot,

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and it's just so nice
to see you all again.

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So, happy birthday, Sheldon.

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You know I hate change. Say it.

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Happy birthday, dumb-ass!

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Yes!

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Happy birthday, young man.

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And if any of you have enjoyed
seeing me here today,

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I'm also available for comic-cons,

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bachelor parties, bar mitzvahs...

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I can't think of anything to say
that hasn't already been said,

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so, here's to you, Sheldon.

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- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!

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Thank you, Bernadette. That was perfect.

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What? You gotta be kidding me!

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Sheldon, we've been together so long,

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it's hard to remember a time
you weren't in my life.

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Believe me, I try.

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You make me laugh,
you make me a better scientist,

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you make me crazy.

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You're more than just my roommate.

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You're my brother.

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Thank you.

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Happy birthday, buddy.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers!

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Thank you. That was wonderful.

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Wait, wait, wait.
Stuart didn't get to speak.

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Oh. Okay. Um...

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Sheldon, I've spent
most of my life feeling invisible,

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- but having you and everyone...
- Amy: Hey, everybody. Listen up!

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You nailed it.

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I've got someone who couldn't be here

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but really wanted to wish you
a happy birthday.

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Hello, Sheldon.

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Professor Hawking!

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Happy birthday to you

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thank you so much. I can't believe that...

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Happy birthday to you

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you're singing. Well, I'm sorry.

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Happy birthday, dear Sheldon

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uh, professor Hawking,
if you just give us one second,

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we'll light the candles
and we could all sing together.

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I was crushing it, but all right.

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Okay. While they get the cake,
Sheldon, I just wanna say,

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I hope you didn't think you were
gonna get through tonight without a hug.

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You know, I used to hate these hugs.

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Now they're just extremely irritating.

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Ready when you are, professor Hawking.

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And a one, and a two...

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All: Happy birthday to you

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happy birthday to you

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happy birthday, dear Sheldon

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Hawking: Dear Sheldon

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happy birthday to you

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Hawking: To you

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So, who's taking me home?

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Enghsh