1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:05,088 Okay. Are you from the star wars universe? 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,550 - Were you in the original trilogy? - Yes. 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:12,763 Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini? 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,682 God, I hope not. 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,270 - No, I'm not Princess Leia. - Okay, my turn. 6 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,606 Are you in all six star wars movies? 7 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,191 - Yes. - Interesting. 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,610 - Are you a droid? - Yes. 9 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,530 Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon? 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,744 - C-3po. - You got it. 11 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:40,207 That's preposterous. I do not resemble c-3po. 12 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,752 Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it. 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,089 [Cell phone ringing] 14 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,679 You've reached friends with benefits. 15 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,724 For a Booty call, press 1 now. 16 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:03,105 What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"? 17 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,066 Does he provide her with health insurance? 18 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:12,155 Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with... 19 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,158 But you were free to date whoever you wanted. 20 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,662 I'm sorry, I can't imagine any of that. 21 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,540 All right, back to the game. 22 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:22,916 I believe it's my turn. 23 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,335 You may begin your questions whenever you're ready. 24 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,296 Are you Spock? 25 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,468 I don't like this game. 26 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,430 So where were we? 27 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,766 - Aren't you leaving for your Booty call? - No, it was something else. 28 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,686 Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on. 29 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,062 Whose turn is it? 30 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,509 -We're up to you. Howard: Great. 31 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,858 - Just start. - Okay, let's see. 32 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,611 Are you from a TV series? 33 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,195 She dumped me. 34 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,615 [Crying] 35 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,994 I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never gonna get it. 36 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,396 What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you? 37 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:31,276 I don't know. She just said, "Howard, mama's a rolling stone." 38 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,490 Then her call waiting beeped, and she was gone. 39 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,493 I don't understand. 40 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,079 If you were in a non-emotional relationship... 41 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,083 Then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response? 42 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,919 Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her. 43 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:54,091 Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked for god's sake. 44 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,843 Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it. 45 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,763 Do you wanna go to the comic-book store, maybe see a movie? 46 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,973 I don't wanna go anywhere. 47 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,725 You know... 48 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:07,187 I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada... 49 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:12,109 Designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. 50 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,904 We can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism... 51 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,449 Gambling addiction and sexually-transmitted diseases. 52 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:26,456 Is it me or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby"? 53 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,127 - I've never been there, have you? - Me? No. 54 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:34,089 I just got "Vegas, baby!" From Vince Vaughn in swingers. 55 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:39,678 That could be fun, and I know my weekend's wide open now that... 56 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,139 [Sighs] 57 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,392 Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas. 58 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,852 Now? Right now? 59 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,312 Why not? People do things right now all the time. 60 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,356 Why can't we be "right now" people too? 61 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,484 Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people. 62 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,362 I have to stop at the drugstore to refill a prescription... 63 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,906 But after that, we'll go right now. 64 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:05,203 - What do you say, Howard? - I say, Vegas, baby. 65 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:09,040 - What are you gonna tell your mother? - Seaworld, baby. 66 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,796 Hey, Sheldon, are you coming? 67 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:20,302 I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal. 68 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,347 Great, we'll bring you back a t-shirt. 69 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,352 Sheldon: Thank you. 70 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,355 Hello, neighbor. 71 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,357 Hello, Sheldon. 72 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,693 And how are you this fine evening? 73 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,863 - Great. - Good, I'm glad. 74 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,532 Penny: Really? Are you drunk? 75 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,201 I'm just in a good mood. 76 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,703 While my compatriots are in Las Vegas... 77 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:51,374 I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal fortress of solitude. 78 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,753 That's Superman's big ice thingy, right? 79 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:58,548 You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp... 80 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:02,177 Of the English language folksy and charming today. 81 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,222 Mmm. What smells so good? 82 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,559 That is the intoxicating aroma of kadhai paneer. 83 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,896 A perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds. 84 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:16,024 Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes... 85 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,318 It contains a generous helping of peanuts... 86 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:22,572 Which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister. 87 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,660 And finally, its main ingredient is paneer... 88 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,913 A farmer's cheese that would cause Leonard to render any room... 89 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,916 Uninhabitable within minutes. 90 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,590 - Well, enjoy your big evening. - Penny? 91 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,426 I realize you're also on your own tonight. 92 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,388 So if at some point you find yourself with nothing to do... 93 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,598 Please do not disturb me. 94 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,186 - Have fun, Sheldon. - Oh, I shall. 95 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,355 [Humming "Superman" theme song] 96 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,788 What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy? 97 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,135 Mouthwash, lotion, body wash, shampoo and conditioner... 98 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:28,305 Together in one tiny bottle. 99 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,307 I love Las Vegas. 100 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,727 Hey, Howard, can I borrow some aftershave? 101 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,478 Black case, top compartment. 102 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,903 That's a lot of Cologne. 103 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,988 Howard: First row are your musks. 104 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,741 Second is woods, leathers and botanicals. 105 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,953 Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly. 106 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,795 That's the spirit, Howard. 107 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,840 Yes, we can. 108 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,427 Come on, let's go. 109 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,639 You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an e-mail. 110 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:14,184 That's not an e-mail, that's Leslie's Facebook page. 111 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,353 Okay, fine. I'm checking her Facebook page. 112 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,729 Look at her status update. 113 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,732 She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her. 114 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,276 But she did dump you. 115 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:28,198 Grow up, raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet. 116 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,994 Just go. I'll catch up with you. 117 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,038 All right. 118 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,666 We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky. 119 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,962 Okay, uh... 120 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,632 If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham city... 121 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:50,637 And if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon. 122 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,223 Sounds like a plan. 123 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,061 Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere. 124 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,522 We have a bowl. 125 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,233 Our keys go in a bowl. 126 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,527 You should get a bowl. 127 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,990 So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place? 128 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,243 I left them in the bowl. 129 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,413 Uh-oh. I remembered where the emergency key is. 130 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,581 - Where? - In your apartment. 131 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,250 What's it doing in my apartment? 132 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,795 I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it. 133 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:27,549 You went in my...? Why would...? What are you saying? 134 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,093 Not a big deal. I was making coffee and ran out of milk. 135 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,846 You're the milk thief. 136 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:38,601 Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter. 137 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,938 All right, Sheldon, calm down. I'll call the building manager. 138 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,983 He'll come open your door. Just eat here while you're waiting. 139 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,486 Eat my dinner in your apartment? 140 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,531 - Yeah, why not? - Sure, why not? 141 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,325 And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup... 142 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,786 And go skinny-dipping down at the crick. 143 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,291 Because today's the day that stopped making sense. 144 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,797 - Thanks. - I'm telling you, Leonard. 145 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:12,218 Video slots, free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid... 146 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,512 And all-you-can-eat shrimp for 3.95? 147 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,933 Disneyland can suck it. 148 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,522 This is the real happiest place on earth. 149 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,983 [Coins jingling] 150 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,820 Dude, check it out. That's laundry for a month. 151 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:47,962 - What's your name? - Rajesh ramayan Koothrappali. 152 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,548 Hello, rajesh ram... 153 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,592 Hi, rajesh. 154 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,261 - I'm Mikayla. - Hello, Mikayla. 155 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,847 So are you interested in a little party? 156 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:01,893 Oh, my, yes. I love to party. 157 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,436 "Party" is my middle name. 158 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,689 Or it would be if it weren't "ramayan." 159 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,069 - Uh, raj, can I talk to you for a moment? - Not now, Leonard... 160 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,071 Mikayla's inviting me to a party. 161 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,866 You'd better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you. 162 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,996 Yeah, I really need to talk to you. 163 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,375 Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move. 164 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:29,712 Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are. 165 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,634 What's wrong with you, dude? That woman is all up on my jammy. 166 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:39,889 Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever yourjammy is... 167 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,433 But I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute. 168 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,018 What? 169 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:48,231 - No. - Okay, let me put it this way. 170 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:52,026 In your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked up to you at a bar... 171 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,779 And asked if you wanted to party? 172 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,742 Maybe I can save her. 173 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:06,291 Maybe. But I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try. 174 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:15,091 It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors. 175 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,386 Whatever. 176 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,890 Oh, I miss her already. 177 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,350 [Cell phone beeps] 178 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,270 Oh, Howard's losing it. 179 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,564 Check out his latest twitters. 180 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,359 "I'm at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss. 181 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,988 My life is meaningless. My future is without hope." 182 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,824 Why don't we take him to see the blue man group? 183 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,826 You think that'd help? 184 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:45,788 Usa today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family." 185 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,584 I don't know. Howard isn't really the "family fun" kind of guy. 186 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,670 It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker. 187 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,881 She's exactly his type: 188 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,137 You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up. 189 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,932 We're not going to get Wolowitz a hooker. 190 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,558 [Cell phone beeps] 191 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,104 "I'm so lonely and horny... 192 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:14,776 I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all." 193 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,242 I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate. 194 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,207 So how was your day? 195 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,961 Are you trying to make small talk? 196 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,546 Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to. 197 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,883 No, it's the accepted convention. 198 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,054 How was your day? 199 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,601 Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant, so my hours are different... 200 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,729 I'm sorry, that's not going to interest me at all. Just eat. 201 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,532 Hello, again. 202 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,785 - Oh, hi. - Yeah, hi. Listen, um... 203 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,580 If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could... 204 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,210 - We were wondering... - If you're really a prostitute. 205 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,088 -You guys cops? Both: No. 206 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,007 I'm a prostitute. 207 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,343 - Okay, great. Um... - Heh, heh. 208 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,397 The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps... 209 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,233 And we thought maybe you could cheer him up. 210 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,697 I think she knows what I meant. 211 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,741 How can she when you beat around the bush? 212 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,411 She's from the mean streets, where they shoot from the hip and keep it real. 213 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,415 Don't worry, I can take good care of your friend. 214 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,376 Okay, terrific. Um... 215 00:13:55,543 --> 00:14:01,174 Listen, is there a way that we can do this where he doesn't know that you're a... 216 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,801 - You know... - A prostitute. 217 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,304 You want the girlfriend experience. 218 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,766 Yes, yes. Exactly. The girlfriend experience. 219 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,768 Actually, if it's not too much to ask... 220 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,355 Could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience? 221 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,984 Okay, that's question 20. You have to guess. 222 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,946 I don't know, Sheldon. 223 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,532 Are you star wars? 224 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,245 How can one person be a whole movie? 225 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,332 Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else? 226 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,833 Fine. 227 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,086 I was Spock. 228 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,218 Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? 229 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,178 What? 230 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,430 Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? 231 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,973 Where did that even come from? 232 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,309 - Did he say we were? - No, Leonard said nothing. 233 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:57,605 But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered? 234 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,775 Just mail, no benefits. 235 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,777 I see. 236 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,570 Why are you asking? 237 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,573 I'm curious about the whole social construct. 238 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,702 On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite... 239 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,704 Assuming one is afflicted with such. 240 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:18,251 Without emotional entanglement, that seems imminently practical. 241 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:23,881 What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl. 242 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,052 Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship. 243 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,721 Can you? 244 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,183 Excuse me? 245 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,980 Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment? 246 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:43,651 Sheldon, I really don't wanna talk about this with you. 247 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,862 Is this conversation making you uncomfortable? 248 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,448 Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell? 249 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,032 I really have no idea. 250 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,952 I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions... 251 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,455 I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon! 252 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,292 Thank you, that's very helpful. 253 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,630 All right, where are these amazing shrimp? 254 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,763 Seriously? You think this is the size of a baby's arm? 255 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,600 A little baby. 256 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,935 I'm going back to the room. 257 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,023 Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket? 258 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,204 Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz. 259 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,372 Ester rosenblatt. 260 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:48,466 I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here. 261 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,636 Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch? 262 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,430 Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind... 263 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,432 But it's the one I'm going with. 264 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,936 I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed. 265 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,772 Given its dimensions, I have no intention of living out... 266 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,651 E.m. Snickering's beloved children's book, the tall man from cornwall. 267 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,612 What? 268 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:13,616 There was a tall man from cornwall whose length exceeded his bed 269 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:18,663 my body fits on it, but barely upon it there's no room for my big cornish head 270 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,294 [Sighs] 271 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,548 All right, I will give you my bed on one condition. 272 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,301 That you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours. 273 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,514 - May I say one last thing? - Only if it doesn't rhyme. 274 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,351 All right. 275 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,148 Good night. 276 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,696 Turn-ons, let me see. 277 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,198 Reading a good book in front of the fire... 278 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,534 Long walks on the beach... 279 00:17:56,701 --> 00:18:00,871 And getting freaky on the sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger. 280 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,044 Really? Me too. 281 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,340 Oy gevalt, you're hot. 282 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,804 Excuse me for a moment. 283 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,061 - Hey. How's it going? - Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you? 284 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,648 - Yes. - She's a hooker, isn't she? 285 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,693 A prostitute, yes. 286 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,780 - And you already gave her the money? - Yes. 287 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,575 Thank you. 288 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,208 Penny? 289 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,837 What? 290 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,214 I can't sleep. 291 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,552 Maybe that's because your hole is still open. 292 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,805 I'm homesick. 293 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,060 Your home is 20 feet from here. 294 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,229 Twenty feet, 20 light years. It doesn't matter. 295 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,608 It's in a galaxy far, far away. 296 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,569 Damn it. 297 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,075 What do you want me to do? 298 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,244 Sing "soft kitty." 299 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,332 That's only for when you're sick. 300 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,045 Homesick is a type of being sick. 301 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,801 Come on, do I really have to? 302 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,136 I suppose we can stay up and talk. 303 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,891 [Singing] Soft kitty 304 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,476 warm kitty 305 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,479 little ball of fur 306 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,648 happy kitty 307 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,610 sleepy kitty. 308 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,778 Sleepy kitty... 309 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,533 Start over. 310 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,789 Soft kitty 311 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,374 warm kitty 312 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,001 little ball of fur 313 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,045 happy kitty 314 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,797 sleepy kitty 315 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,466 purr, purr, purr 316 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,637 - penny? - Yeah? 317 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,099 Thank you for letting me stay here. 318 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,769 Oh. You're welcome, sweetie. 319 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,109 Okay, I'm sleepy now. Get out. 320 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,539 Oh, good, you're finally home. 321 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,416 What were you doing at penny's? 322 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,503 Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. 323 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,341 You'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding... 324 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,926 Of "friends with benefits." 325 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,335 [English - us - sdh]