1 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,632 [Groans] 2 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,431 [Continues groaning] 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,310 Problem? 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,521 - This is Thai food. - Here we go. 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,067 We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday. 6 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:27,945 Yes, but we all agreed the third Thursday of every month... 7 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,113 Would be anything can happen Thursday. 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,450 The news didn't reach my digestive system which, when startled... 9 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,787 Has its own version of anything can happen Thursday. 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,707 The whole idea behind anything can happen Thursday... 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,834 Is to get out of this rut we've been in. 12 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,629 Rut? I think you mean consistency. 13 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,674 And if we're going to abandon that, why even call it Thursday? 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,345 Let's call it "quonko day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes a piece... 15 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:57,182 And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god ra. 16 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,978 I could go for some goat. 17 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:06,316 Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight. 18 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,069 All right. Let's go to the comic book store. 19 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,196 We went to the comic book store last night. 20 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,949 Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic-book night. 21 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:19,538 We'll be going on Thursday because it's anything can happen Thursday. 22 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:24,209 Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon. 23 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,836 What are we gonna do tonight? 24 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,171 If I may proffer a suggestion... 25 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:33,343 In bars all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is ladies' night. 26 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,430 As the evening progresses, we will get better-looking... 27 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,516 Courtesy of 99-cent margaritas and two-for-one jell-o shots. 28 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:46,940 Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. 29 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,401 Oh. Really? Are you familiar with the Drake equation? 30 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,248 The one that estimates the odds of contact with extraterrestrials... 31 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,157 By calculating the product of series of fractional values... 32 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,743 Such as stars with planets likely to develop life? 33 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:02,664 N equals r times fp times ne times fl times fl times fc times I? 34 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,628 Yeah, that one. 35 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,386 You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex... 36 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,473 By changing the formula to use single women in Los Angeles... 37 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,516 Those who might find us attractive... 38 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:25,354 And what I call the Wolowitz coefficient. 39 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:30,150 - The Wolowitz coefficient? - Neediness times dress-size squared. 40 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:35,947 In crunching the numbers, I come up with a conservative 5812 potential sex partners... 41 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,616 Within a 40-mile radius. 42 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,284 You're joking. 43 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,080 I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. 44 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,707 I neverjoke about math or sex. 45 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,462 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's bounce, bitches. 46 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,258 Oh, you're right. It's anything can happen Thursday. 47 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,219 Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women. 48 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:01,431 Here we go. Lock up your daughters. We're gonna hit it and quit it. 49 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,774 Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store. 50 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,318 Also a good plan. 51 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,655 But next anything can happen Thursday, we're going to a bar. 52 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,366 - Oh, absolutely. - You heard that, ladies' night ladies? 53 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,035 We're eventually coming for you. 54 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,499 Fascinating. 55 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,570 - Oh, hey, guys. Where you headed? - To the comic book store. 56 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,740 You're thinking, "the comic book store on a Thursday? 57 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,993 Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness." 58 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:08,498 What you have failed to take into account is that this is anything can happen Thursday. 59 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,168 You got me. 60 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,463 Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday? 61 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,631 No, I think you mean comic books. 62 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,675 Comics are feeble attempts at humor... 63 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,636 Featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets... 64 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:26,057 Found traditionally in the optimistically named "funny pages." 65 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,186 Leonard, pick me up comics for my nephew's birthday? 66 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,731 - Sure. What does he like? - I don't know, just pick out anything. 67 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,358 Just pick out anything? 68 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,404 Maybe we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size... 69 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,199 Or pick out his career without knowing his aptitude... 70 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:46,286 Or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements... 71 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,165 Or his feelings about little marshmallows. 72 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,251 Spider-man. Get him spider-man. 73 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,379 Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man... 74 00:04:56,546 --> 00:05:00,091 The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099? 75 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,886 - Leonard? - Leonard: This can go on all night. 76 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,222 Why don't you just come with us? 77 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,391 Ugh. That's what I was trying to avoid. 78 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,187 Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man. 79 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,235 Oh, what a cute little store. 80 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,241 Everybody's staring at me. 81 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,787 Leonard: Don't worry. They're more scared of you than you are of them. 82 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,081 Unlikely. 83 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,044 Here. What about this one for my nephew? 84 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,463 - A superb choice. - Oh, great. 85 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,758 Yeah, provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52... 86 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:45,387 And is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse. 87 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,431 Uh, what's a multiverse? 88 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,851 Get her out of here. 89 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,312 Come on, I'll help you pick something. 90 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,441 That's right. She's with us. 91 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:03,405 Guys like that are so pathetic. 92 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,948 Tell me about it. 93 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,743 Ooh, look, a new Batman belt buckle. 94 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,455 Oh, hey, Leonard. I help you find something? 95 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,584 Oh, hey, Stuart. This is penny. She's just looking for some comic books. 96 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,838 Oh, really? Wow. Blink twice if you're here against your will. 97 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,090 I think we're fine, Stuart. 98 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,802 - Okay. Let me know if you need anything. - Thanks. 99 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,972 Oh, he seems like a nice guy. 100 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,100 You mean for someone who's into comic books? 101 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:35,937 No, no, no. I just meant for... yeah. 102 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,983 Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdoes. 103 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,945 Stuart's a terrific artist. He went to the Rhode Island school of design. 104 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:48,158 Okay, what about the guy in the superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants? 105 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,120 Oh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants. 106 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,918 He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make. 107 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,546 - Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it. 108 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,341 - Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it. 109 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,260 - Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it. 110 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,013 - Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it. 111 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,058 - Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it. 112 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,768 - Need it. - Need it. 113 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,023 - Let it go, Sheldon. - Why should I let it go? I saw it first. 114 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,526 - Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat. 115 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,363 Oh, come on, I need this for my Batman collection. 116 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,699 - I need it for my Robin collection. - Rock paper scissors lizard Spock? 117 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,701 Why would I gamble? It's mine. Let go. 118 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,370 - You let go. - No, you. 119 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,164 - Problem? - Yes. He won't let go of my comic book. 120 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,667 - It's my comic book. - Leonard, we need a ruling. 121 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,335 Uh, cut it in half? 122 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,339 - Excuse me. - Oh, hello again. 123 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,717 Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy? 124 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,387 A 13-year-old girl. 125 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,763 [Laughs] 126 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:56,559 But if you're dead set on a comic book, try this. 127 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,020 Oh. "Hellblazer." What's this about? 128 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,482 A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer... 129 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,111 And is tormented by the spirits of the undead. 130 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,698 Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will. 131 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,577 Is this me? 132 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,913 Depends. Do you like it? 133 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,458 - Wow, it's really good. - Yes, that's you. 134 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,963 That's so sweet. But what if I didn't like it? 135 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,091 It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot. 136 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,929 I don't believe it. Stuart's putting the moves on penny. 137 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,890 I have got to learn how to draw. 138 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,268 Hey. 139 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:42,397 Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests. 140 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,775 Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in penny's business over there? 141 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:50,030 Nobody's up in anybody's business. Let's just buy our stuff and go. 142 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,366 Okay, you've got my number. Now give me the picture. 143 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,285 All right. You drive a hard bargain... 144 00:08:55,827 --> 00:09:00,582 - But here. - All right. So, um, just give me a call. 145 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,464 So Leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen Thursday? 146 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,305 Look at that. That's a dent. 147 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,809 Thank you, Howard "ham-fisted" Wolowitz. 148 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,857 Did you shut the TV off in the middle of the deep space nine... 149 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:30,153 Star Trek: The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode? 150 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,490 Apparently so. 151 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,493 Are you ill? 152 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,829 All right. 153 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,374 Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil... 154 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,169 Over the events involving penny earlier this evening? 155 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,005 When did you pick up on that? 156 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,426 A moment ago, you turned off the TV in the middle of the deep space nine... 157 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,472 Star Trek: The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode. 158 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,519 Would you like some advice? 159 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,646 Sure, why not? 160 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,273 Then this is the perfect time to launch a blog... 161 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,068 With an interactive comments section. 162 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,654 Gee, thanks a lot. 163 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,865 Would you rather I offer my personal insight? 164 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,909 No, I don't need any insights. 165 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,412 I just wanna know why penny's more interested in Stuart than me. 166 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,373 We're practically the same guy. 167 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,375 Oh, I disagree. 168 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,670 You know, Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed... 169 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:33,716 And, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books. 170 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:41,057 You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet. 171 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,353 My original point. 172 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,233 Chinese food, vintage video games. 173 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,278 After the nightmare of anything can happen Thursday... 174 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,698 This is Friday night the way it was meant to be. 175 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,450 Who's up for Sheldon-free Saturday? 176 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,122 Oh, hey, guys. 177 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,040 Hey, penny and Stuart. 178 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,126 Hey, Stuart. 179 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,920 - Hey, guys. - So, what are you kids up to? 180 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,715 Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight. 181 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:17,093 And you guys are going together. Great. 182 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,429 It is great. Really great. 183 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,472 It's freaking awesome. 184 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,933 - What are you doing? - Friday night. 185 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,394 That means Chinese food and vintage video games? 186 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,480 Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned. 187 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:34,152 Tonight we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, "Zork." 188 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,572 It's the buggy beta version. 189 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,407 Wow, "Zork." 190 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,659 - Well, you guys have fun. - Yeah. 191 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,120 - Stuart: See you, guys. - See you, Stuart. 192 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,080 - Hey, Howard? - Yes? 193 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,417 Take me to a bar with women. 194 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,922 Okay. 195 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,468 Let me just go inside and slip off my undennear. 196 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,805 Why? 197 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:07,560 Howard: Well, if I get lucky, I don't wanna be caught in my aquaman briefs. 198 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,480 Do you...? Let's go. 199 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,804 [Rock music playing over speakers] 200 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,574 May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please? 201 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,910 -No, he may not. —why? 202 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,831 I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella. 203 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,792 Fine. 204 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,418 I'll have a chocolate Martini. 205 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,129 Wrong again. 206 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:40,593 You know I can't talk to women unless I'm lit up like the hindu festival of diwali. 207 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:48,851 There are plenty of bars where you can order grasshoppers or chocolate martinis... 208 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:53,022 But you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them. 209 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,525 Gotcha. 210 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,028 I'll have a Brandy Alexander. 211 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:03,199 All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo. 212 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:08,121 - Should we talk to some of these women? - No, it's way too early in the night for that. 213 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,374 See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd... 214 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:15,044 And then we go after the weak and the old and the lame. 215 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,882 - That's your system? - That's my system. 216 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,178 Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine. 217 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,225 Oh, come on. 218 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:33,855 I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening. 219 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,900 Yeah. It would've been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese. 220 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,530 Um, you know, it's kind of early. 221 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,699 Wanna maybe come in for coffee or something? 222 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,036 Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it? 223 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,582 Oh, you think "coffee" means coffee. That is so sweet. 224 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,752 Come on, I think I have decaf. 225 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,880 Oh, good, Stuart. I thought I heard your voice. 226 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,549 - Do you have a moment? - Uh, yeah, I guess. 227 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,176 We're a little busy here, so... 228 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,095 - What are you doing? - We're having coffee. 229 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,598 Isn't it a little late for coffee? 230 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,351 It's okay. She thinks she has decaf. 231 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,691 I'll just go look for it. 232 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,402 - What's up? - Well, I've spent the last three hours... 233 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,947 In a debate in the DC comics Batman chat room, and I need your help. 234 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,451 Oh, yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic? 235 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,788 I am asserting in the event that Batman's death proves permanent... 236 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,084 The original Robin, dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the bat cowl. 237 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,629 Ooh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong. 238 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,761 "More wrong"? 239 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:53,059 Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation. 240 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,562 Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. 241 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,816 It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. 242 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,654 But returning to the original issue, dick Grayson became nightwing. 243 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,239 A superhero in his own right. 244 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,117 "Batman two" has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd. 245 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,578 "Has to be"? "Has to be"? 246 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,665 I hope you're being deliberately provocative. 247 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,501 - Penny: I found the decaf. - Oh, great. 248 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,671 Yeah, herbal tea for me, please. 249 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,969 Barkeep, Alexander me. 250 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,388 How about those two? 251 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,432 No, they're eating peanuts. 252 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,644 With my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week. 253 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,107 What about the ones in the corner? 254 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,235 Possible. Very possible. 255 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,697 You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking? 256 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,784 - I think blinky's cute. - Done, sir. 257 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,911 Wait. So we just go over there? 258 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,706 No. We have a little prep work to do. 259 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,917 Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit. 260 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,378 I say, "sorry, my friend's had a little too much." 261 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,882 And then I start to pull it out of your mouth and say: 262 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,634 "A little too much fun." 263 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,052 [Laughs] 264 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,639 Get it? I mean, they're laughing, we're laughing. Then we get them up... 265 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,477 To about a 0.15 blood alcohol level and tell them we're millionaires. 266 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,230 What else you got? 267 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:25,526 Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy? 268 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,573 I can't sit on your lap. You don't know the routine. 269 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,996 I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-zero hour DC universe. 270 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,625 Of course I am. Removing Joe chill as the killer of Batman's parents... 271 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,085 Effectively deprived him of his raison d'étre. 272 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,507 You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right. 273 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,926 Au contraire. 274 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,930 Plus, you're forgetting that the infinite crisis story line... 275 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,349 Restored Joe chill to the Batman mythology. 276 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,851 I am forgetting nothing, and I resent your tone. 277 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,520 [Sighs] 278 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:04,273 Okay. Look, Sheldon, it's late. I've gotta get some sleep. 279 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,734 - So I win. - No, I'm tired. 280 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,862 So I win. 281 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,407 - Fine, you win. - Darn tooting, I win. 282 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,453 Penny, I really had a terrific time. 283 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,455 Penny? 284 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,374 No, no, no. Don't wake her. 285 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,877 She'll maul you like a rabid Wolverine. 286 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,341 You know, I don't think that was decaf. 287 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,139 Howard: Wait, is this your card or isn't it? 288 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061 Trust me, this was their card. 289 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,896 I thought you were good at this. 290 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,149 You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women. 291 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,654 Well, what happened? Been sitting here all night... 292 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,908 And the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called. 293 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,666 Wow, you're just gonna make me come out and say it, aren't you? 294 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,251 Say what? 295 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,753 You're weighing me down. 296 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,259 I'm a falcon who hunts better solo. 297 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:18,264 Fine, I'll sit here. You take flight and hunt. 298 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,976 Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt. 299 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,854 Actually, you can. 300 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,774 There's a whole sport built around it. 301 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,069 Falconry. 302 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,449 Shut up. 303 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,535 Let's just get Koothrappali and go. 304 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,460 Lucky bastard. 305 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,797 It's gotta be that stupid accent of his. 306 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,803 [In Indian accent] Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay. 307 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,516 [In normal voice] Okay, I'm stumped. 308 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,501 [English - us - sdh]